The Good Kentuckian

Facebook: Infected by the PC Police!

2012-01-26T14:53:00.002-05:00

Hello Children,

Well, it looks like the PC POLICE done found their way to my face books page [HERE] and is attempting to - ONCE AGAIN - stifle ol' Norma Jean's God-given right to praise Almighty Yahweh in all His glory!

Yes siree; them [DEMONIC LIBERALS] have been busily working every nefarious avenue available to them in an attempt to silence my praise of the ever-selfless Saint [JEANINE SLOAN], who has never tired in her HOLY work to force the [Franklin County Humane Society] to quadruple its euthanasia rate!

The LIEberals' latest EVIL scheme involves another "violation" of the face book's "terms of service"!

Fortunately for us REAL Americans, "President" Barack HUSSEIN Obama's [YOUTH ARMY] ain't been able to destroy the rest of the intertubes...YET!

So to preserve the history of my good friend's holy journey to sainthood, I present to you the photograph that the face books tried to ban:

God bless her heart!

This here picture was taken last year, when poor Jeanine found herself under relentless attack (for no reason whatsoever!) by the combined might of the LIBERAL MAINSTREAM MEDIA and SATANIC forces within the Humane Society [HERE]!

Crucified metaphorically by her community, she could now relate to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ on a level unknown to her before, and sought any way which would bring her closer to God!

I also am posting the following picture what is still on the [Jeanine Sloan Fan Club - Frankfort Chapter] face books page, just in case any of you LIBturds out there get to thinking you can destroy evidence of Saint Jeanine's closeness to the divine simply by hitting a "report/block" button:

This here photograph is just more evidence that Saint Jeanine is anointed of God Hisself, as the stigmata will appear only in them what is being as savagely persecuted as our Lord and Savior was during His time on earth!

Help me, y'all! Help me to preserve the history of Jeanine Sloan's ascension to a Holier plane!

-Norma Jean

Cross-posted at Jeanine Mobley Sloan for President [HERE]

Merry Christmas to All, Now Burn in Hell Forever!

2011-12-25T06:13:00.000-05:00

Hello children,

So this is Christmas, and what have you done?

For ol' Norma Jean, she's been enjoying a busy week!

I trust y'all - like me - observed Wednesday in joyous celebration, what with it serving as the one year countdown to the Rapture!

Yes children, we are indeed living on the precipice of the Time of Tribulation, and are now only 362 days away from joining our Lord and Savior in the sky when He sweeps us up in His ever-loving arms...and promptly inflicts inhuman agony on them what are Left Behind!

I tell you, I just cannot WAIT to look down upon the sinners as they are subjected to tortures never before experienced by human beings; and we all know Yahweh can be mightily cruel [HERE] when He wants to be, so we are assured a great show!

Of course you can leave it up to the [LIBERAL LAMESTREAM MEDIA] to try and suck the fun out of us REAL Americans (i.e. Christian Republicans) who are reveling in the knowledge that a good portion of mankind will suffer in ever-lasting torment!

One such wet blanket comes to us from a staple of the DEMONIC LIEberals over at ABC News [HERE]:

The countdown to the apocalypse is on.
We’re one year away from Dec. 21, 2012, the date that the ancient Mayan Long Count calendar allegedly marked as the end of an era that would reset the date to zero and signal the end of humanity.
But will it?
There have been many end of times predictions over the years. Christian radio host Harold Camping faced widespread ridicule when his predictions that the world would end twice this year – on May 21, and then on Oct. 21 – failed to materialize.
But in the flurry of doomsday predictions – there have been similar dire warnings about the world coming to an end from various cultures, including Native Americans, the Chinese, Egyptians and even the Irish — the supposed Mayan prophecy seems to have held the most sway with believers.
The Mayan civilization, which reached its height from 300 A.D. to 900 A.D., had a talent for astronomy. Advanced mathematics and primitive astronomy flourished, creating what many have called the most accurate calendar in the world.
The Mayans predicted a final event that included a solar shift, a Venus transit and violent earthquakes.
Their Long Count calendar begins in 3,114 B.C., marking time in roughly 394-year periods known as Baktuns. Thirteen was a significant, sacred number for the Mayas, and they wrote that the 13th Baktun ends on Dec. 21, 2012.

The doomsday theories stem from a stone tablet discovered in the 1960s at the archaeological site of Tortuguero in the Gulf of Mexico state of Tabasco that describes the return of a Mayan god at the end of a 13th period.
“The Maya are viewed by many westerners as exotic folks that were supposed to have had some special, secret knowledge,” said Mayan scholar Sven Gronemeyer. “What happens is that our expectations and fears get projected on the Maya calendar.”
Gronemeyer, of La Trobe University in Australia, compares the supposed Mayan prophecies to the “Y2K” hype, when people feared all computer systems would crash when the new millennium began on Jan. 1, 2000.
For some reason, Gronemeyer says, people have ignored evidence that dates beyond 2012 were recorded.
The blogosphere exploded with more speculation when Mexico’s archaeology institute acknowledged on Nov. 24 a second reference to Dec. 21, 2012, on a brick found at other ruins.
“Human beings seem to be attracted by apocalyptic ideas and always assume the worst,” Gronemeyer said.
Believers have taken the end-of-the world fears to the Internet with hundreds of thousands of websites and blogs. Yet others are capitalizing on the heightened interest. Films depicting the end of the world – including the 2009 movie, “2012″ – are contributing to the mounting hype as well as to misinformation, experts say.
In southern Mexico, the heart of Maya territory, a yearlong celebration is planned.
Mexico’s tourism agency expects to draw 52 million visitors by next year only to the regions of Chiapas, Yucatan, Quintana Roo, Tabasco and Campeche. All of Mexico usually lures about 22 million foreigners in a year.
It’s selling the date, the Winter Solstice in the coming year, as a time of renewal. Many archeologists argue that the 2012 reference on a 1,300-year-old stone tablet only marks the end of a cycle in the Mayan calendar.
“The world will not end. It is an era,” said Yeanet Zaldo, a tourism spokeswoman for the Caribbean state of Quintana Roo, home to Cancun. “For us, it is a message of hope.”
For those who are thinking about how to spend what could be their last year on earth, here’s another message of hope: According to recent research, the mythological date of the “end of days” may be off by 50 to 100 years.
To convert the ancient Mayan calendar to the Gregorian (or modern) calendar, scholars use a numerical value (called the GMT). But Gerardo Aldana, a professor at the University of California, Santa Barbara, has said the data supporting the widely-adopted conversion factor may be invalid.
Aldana isn’t the only detractor.
The National Aeronautics and Space Administration – yes, that’s NASA – has also weighed in on the issue.
The agency’s scientists posted answers to the most popular questions about the end-of-times theory associated with the prophecy.
“Remember the Y2K scare? It came and went without much of a whimper because of adequate planning and analysis of the situation. Impressive movie special effects aside, Dec. 21, 2012, won’t be the end of the world as we know,” the 2009 web page post says.
The answers addressed questions about whether there were any known threats to the Earth and the truth about the calendar.
One of answers posted was to the question of the possible approach of Nibiru (or Planet X or Eris), a supposed wayward planet that is said could pose a threat to Earth. The answer was a definitive rejection of the idea.
“Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax,” scientists wrote. “There is no factual basis for these claims. If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth in 2012, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye. Obviously, it does not exist. Eris is real, but it is a dwarf planet similar to Pluto that will remain in the outer solar system; the closest it can come to Earth is about 4 billion miles.”

Oh dear! So them "scientists" over at NASA have done said it's all nonsense?

Well shitfire! I reckon that does it, don't it?

Unless of course you AIN'T no retard and have kept up with ol' Norma Jean over the years! Then you'll know better by following [HERE]!

Check and mate, libTURDS!

Unfortunately they ain't the only sorry mess of Libs mocking us REAL Americans what are preparing for Jesus' return [HERE]:

MEXICO CITY -- Seize the day.
Only 52 weeks and a day are left before Dec. 21, 2012, when some believe the Maya predicted the end of the world.
Unlike enthusiasts of other doomsday theories who suggest putting together survival kits, southeastern Mexico, the heart of Maya territory, plans a yearlong celebration.
Mexico's tourism agency expects to draw 52 million visitors by next year only to the regions of Chiapas, Yucatan, Quintana Roo, Tabasco and Campeche. All of Mexico usually lures about 22 million foreigners in a year.
It's selling the date, the Winter Solstice in the coming year, as a time of renewal. Many archeologists argue that the 2012 reference on a 1,300-year-old stone tablet only marks the end of a cycle in the Mayan calendar.
"The world will not end. It is an era," said Yeanet Zaldo, a tourism spokeswoman for the Caribbean state of Quintana Roo, home to Cancun. "For us, it is a message of hope."
Cities and towns in the Mayan region on Wednesday will start the yearlong countdown. In Chiapas the town of Tapachula on the Guatemalan border will start a countdown on an 8-foot digital clock in the main park exactly a year before the mysterious date.
In the nearby archaeological site of Izapa, Maya priests will burn incense, chant and offer prayers.
In the tropical jungle of Quintana Roo, between the resorts of Cancun and Playa del Carmen, people are putting messages and photos in a time capsule that will be buried for 50 years. Maya priests and Indian dancers will perform a ritual at the time capsule ceremony.
Yucatan state has announced plans to complete the Maya Museum of Merida by next summer.
"People who still live in Mayan villages will host rites and burn incense for us to go back in time and try to understand the Mayan wisdom," Zaldo said.
The Maya reputation for wisdom has people taking the alleged prediction seriously.
The Mayan civilization, which reached its height from 300 A.D. to 900 A.D., had a talent for astronomy
Its Long Count calendar begins in 3,114 B.C., marking time in roughly 394-year periods known as Baktuns. Thirteen was a significant, sacred number for the Mayas, and they wrote that the 13th Baktun ends on Dec. 21, 2012.
The doomsday theories stem from a stone tablet discovered in the 1960s at the archaeological site of Tortuguero in the Gulf of Mexico state of Tabasco that describes the return of a Mayan god at the end of a 13th period.
Believers have taken the end-of-the world fears to the Internet with hundreds of thousands of websites and blogs.
"The Maya are viewed by many westerners as exotic folks that were supposed to have had some special, secret knowledge," said Mayan scholar Sven Gronemeyer. "What happens is that our expectations and fears get projected on the Maya calendar."
Gronemeyer of La Trobe University in Australia compares the supposed Mayan prophecies to the "Y2K" hype, when people feared all computer systems would crash when the new millennium began on Jan. 1, 2000.
For some reason, Gronemeyer says, people have ignored evidence that dates beyond 2012 were recorded.
The blogosphere exploded with more speculation when Mexico's archaeology institute acknowledged on Nov. 24 a second reference to Dec. 21, 2012, on a brick found at other ruins.
"Human beings seem to be attracted by apocalyptic ideas and always assume the worst," Gronemeyer said.
It's all a bit frustrating for serious Mayan researchers whose field has made huge strides in recent years.
"This new historical and archaeological knowledge is so much more interesting and mind-blowing than the fantastical claims about Maya prophecies one sees on TV, books or on the Internet," David Stuart, a specialist in Mayan epigraphy at the University of Texas at Austin, said in an email to The Associated Press. "We're dealing with thousands of newly deciphered texts and trying to weave together a coherent picture of Maya history and culture, which to me is as exciting as it gets."
While the 2012 hype might increase interest in the Maya, "that will probably be offset by the long and difficult effort ahead to correct the ubiquitous lies and misconceptions, even after 2012 has come and gone," he wrote.
Jonnie Channell of Albuquerque, New Mexico, says that 2012 "is going to be one of those things where people are definitely going to have to plan," not because of impending apocalypse, but because hotel rooms in the Maya region are probably going to be full.
Channell, who owns Maya Sites Travel Services, is surprised that she already has 24 reservations for three tour packages she is offering to major Mayan ruin sites in the week leading up to the solstice.
She named one "Beginning the New Calendar Era Under the Yucatan Stars."
"We put together these tours, and we've got lots of signups, and people are excited about it," she said. "If anybody think it's going to be the end of the world, then they better stay home."

I don't know about you, but I for one am just a mite sick and tired of these egghead LIEberals comparing them folks preparing for the coming Apocalypse to them Y2K wackos!

For one thing, neither Jesus nor the Mayans ever mentioned NOTHING about no computers going haywire and blowing up America!

And seeing as America is God's chosen people, I think He would have mentioned something about that somewheres in the Bible!

And finally, we got ourselves Christmas Day to observe! How fitting that it should fall on a Sunday in this, the earth's last year in existence!

I hope y'all choose to praise Jesus and celebrate His birth by heading into church before you mess of glutenous pigs dive into the Christmas dinner! (I'm looking at you, Edna!)

Unfortunately for me, I ain't found no church worthy enough for me to attend ever since Highview Episcopal Chuch of Christ Ascension entered the compound [HERE]!

Anyhow, I for one cannot wait to see the look on the faces of them FALSE Christians (them what choose to believe that Jesus was some kind of pansy hippie throwing flowers in the air and flashing a peace sign everywhere) when they at last realize that Jesus has not come to lead humanity to some bright and shining future, but rather to lead a campaign of fear and death and horrendous ever-lasting torment to their friends and neighbors!

Glory! Glory Hallelujah!

-Norma Jean

Haters Gonna Hate!

2011-12-16T17:06:00.001-05:00

Hello children,

I swanny if'n they ain't a whole mess of DEMONIC LIEberals out there who are putting a whole mess of EVIL hexes on good Christian women!

The latest victim of said DEVIL vexing is none other than Frankfort's very own saint, [JEANINE SLOAN]!

That's right, y'all, the forces of darkness continue to plague our city's version of St. Francis with EVIL threats and demands!

Why, in the last week alone I done got over a dozen emails from folks swearing they is going to report Saint Jeanine to her superiors just cause she been using state resources in her rescue work [HERE]!

Well I hate to burst your bubbles, LIBTURDS, but I'm pretty sure there ain't no law against that!

Shitfire, just to prove to y'all how petty these [YKW] is being, I decided to call the Commonwealth's [Office of Technology] myself to let THEM know they ought ignore any phone calls from these nattering nabobs of negativity!

Jeanine must be mighty popular with them folks over at the Office of Technology cause the lass there, [Janet Lile], told me she was well acquainted with her in regards to previous incidents.

She thanked me for bringing it to her attention and said that she would see to it that this matter was resolved quick and proper like...which I assume is bureaucratese meaning that she would ensure that Saint Jeanine will continue to be exempt from following the state's "Internet and Electronic Mail Acceptable Use Policy" [HERE].

Now that there done took a burden off my shoulders!

And the news just gets better!

Behold the agenda for the [FCHS] Board of Directors meeting this coming Saturday:

Board Meeting Announcement!

You are invited to attend the next regularly scheduled meeting of the Board of Directors of the Franklin County Humane Society this Saturday, December 17, 2011, at 10:00 a.m. at Hope Lutheran Church, 1251 Louisville Road.

AGENDA

Welcome and Call to Order - Meeting of the Whole
Board Member Introductions
Motion to amend the by-laws
Motion to elect a slate of officers
President, Vice President Comments
Shelter Manager's Report
Ex-Officios' Report
Treasurers Report
Standing Committees
Finance Committee
Policy & Procedures Committee
Inactive Committees: Fundraising, Membership, Public Relations
Ad-hoc Committees
By-laws Committee
Nominating Committee
Old Business
Rescind Article VIII
SNIP and Wellness Clinics
Reinstatement of members
Thrift Store
New Business
Membership motion proposals
FCHSky.org domain and website
Board Gift to Donor
Meeting adjourned

Glory! Glory Hallelujah! Jeanine's plan is at last coming to fruition!

Did y'all miss that?

Reinstatement of members

God is great, indeed! My good friends Mike Nolan and Sam Marcus have at last seen the light and decided to reinstate the memberships of Saint Jeanine, Tony Menechella and Christy Burton!

Course, if'n you been reading my blog this here whole time (as every good Christian should!), this wouldn't come as no great surprise!

Praise Jesus! Step one is nigh at hand, and it's only a matter of time before Saint Jeanine is re-elected to her seat on the Board of Directors!

After that it's a simple matter of her getting elected Board President, then rehiring Animal Savior [Diann Wellman] as Franklin County's Animal Shelter Director!

With God as my witness, this county's animal shelter WILL return to an 80% euthanasia rate!

Jeanine COMMANDS it!

-Norma Jean

My True Identity - No More Jokes

2011-12-11T18:59:00.033-05:00

Hello I guess.

Before I get started, I just want to thank Thomas and Linda for giving me an extra week to compose my thoughts...I appreciate it guys!

I owe my friends and family a huge apology. Everybody I never in a million years meant to hurt you, and certainly never planned on being forced to offer up apologies.

I suppose an explanation is in order.

When I first started this blog so long ago I never thought I'd have to write an update like this.

I started this in '08 as a way to poke fun at all the arrogant Republicans I see on TV everyday and to ridicule all those hypocritical Christians I have to see in church preaching goodness but indulging their nastiest desires!

Not Really Me

BUT then I got involved in the Franklin County Humane Society elected on the board of directors and saw so many of my best ideas shot down by the stupid little minds entrenched there!

I came to the realization that I may be able to use Norma Jean to achieve the ends I couldn't reach as myself.

Hoping to draw sympathy and supporters I as Norma Jean began attacking them in the Humane Society I knew would come fleeing into my camp. Some only needed a little urging, filled with as much hatred of the other board members as I was (and convinced that Norma Jean was a member of the board! LOL!). Some needed that little extra oomph that Norma Jean's taunts so conveniently gave. And what few Norma Jean couldn't impress a few simple Photoshopped "emails" could!

I still even today laugh my ass off at the number of people who see a SCREENSHOT of an email and accept it as the unbleached truth!

Well whatever.

And in case anybody hasn't figured it out yet yes it's me Jeanine.

Jeanine Sloan.

Any retards out there not able to see that? How about this:

I AM JEANINE SLOAN!

I don't guess I really need to hide that fact anymore since me and Mike Nolen were able to force the resignation of the REAL troublemakers (that and I was about to be outed anyway).

This is Me

Well I don't really want to dwell anymore on this than I need to. And people please PLEASE don't bug me about this I've been busy enough with other things as is. Please don't ask me to expand on my explanation or justify it anymore than I already have or anything!

This update has consumed me all week and I am just tired of it! I REFUSE to discuss it any further! I'm serious Don't bug me about it I swear if pushed I will simply deny it! I am that sick of it!

All that being said I'm WILL NOT going to delete Norma Jean. My anonymity may be blown but that doesn't mean

SHE doesn't have something to say!

And I WILL NOT end my campaign of revengence against certain former board members either! To say I HATE them doesn't go far enough - I want them destroyed! I want them ruined in every way imaginable! I pray everyday that they die die die! [IMPRECATORY PRAYERS] anyone?

Threads on Topix: I've done that!
Threads on State-Journal: I've done that and not just as the Good Kentuckian [HERE]! Anybody remember the Great Kentuckian and the PIG in lipstick [HERE]? LOL!

And I ain't done!

I will not rest until these people are RUINED!

So to my friends I'm sorry and to my enemies - watch out fuckers! I'm still coming for you!

My Identity Revealed!

2011-12-01T23:19:00.004-05:00

Hello children,

As I done promised y'all, I am ready to reveal my true identity.

Before I do so, however, I want to tell you all just how disappointed I am in ALL of you!

As evidenced [HERE] (post #'s 15 and 17) and [HERE] (post #47), it's obvious y'all still ain't figured out my real identity on your own, despite some very obvious clues I done already left...like [HERE] (post #48):

Posted by The Good Kentuckian October 12, 2011

Heavens to Betsy! Apparently, I am a woman with Multiple Personality Disorder!

It's got so bad, I done lost count of the number people I'm SUPPOSED to be!

Can you help me, Dasvedanya hon? I stopped counting after seven.

Also, would you be a dear and please point out where I, "thrive on penning false accusations on others and twist the truth."

After all sweetie, it ought not be that difficult seeing as everything I posted is open to anyone willing to read the Google or my blog http://thegoodkentuckian.blogspot.com/

And unlike SOME people (Jeanine Sloan), my Face books is open to EVERYBODY (no blocking neither!).

-Norma Jean (or is it the Vanmeters, one or both the Buchholzs, Trudi Johnston, Barbara Murray, Theresa Bennet, Jennifer Harrison, "President" Barack HUSSEIN Obama, or Chaz Bono?)

P.S. I done offered one hint as to my identity (see my profile picture on my Face books), but I reckon I underestimated the intelligence of my good friends.

So here's one more hint for y'all: Jeanine Sloan and I done got a friend in common both at the L.I.F.E. House and at the Kentucky Housing Corporation.

Now if'n that ain't enough to narrow down your suspect list, then maybe you ought get off the computer and tell your mommy; a child your age don't need to be on the internets unsupervised!

I declare! I would expect that type of empty-headed nonsense from FOX News' resident retard, but not from rational, supposed intelligent individuals!

Apparently, I done overestimated y'alls capacity for coherent thought!

But of all y'all out there, the one lass what disappointed me most is my good friend, Saint Jeanine Mobley Sloan!

Jeanine, honey child, while these here thugs, ninnies and crankheads hopped up on goofballs was busy accusing every Tom, Dick, and Harry of being my alter ego, you done concentrated on impersonating me and attacking folks you was convinced were posting as me [HERE]!

Just so you know: IT'S NOT PERSONAL, but I always knew you wasn't the brightest Crayon in the box!

And that's OK!

The Good Lord in His infinite wisdom done deemed that some of us - like yourself - can do no better than become the hewers of wood and drawers of water.

But don't you worry none, honey! I STILL will support your campaign for FCHS president [HERE]!

Anyhow, here's Part I of My Confession:

I, Norma Jean Hatfield-McCoy, am not the product of just one individual!

No, siree Bob!

I am the creation of a committee!

I done alluded to it before, you LibTURDS! In case you done forgot, see above.

Children, I am ALL of these people...and more!

Once a month we all meet at the Mariott in Louisville for a conference/party, and plan out the following month's posts.

Then we farm out assignments to them what volunteer!

Course, we got some folks more qualified to meet the demands of this here task.

Accordingly, I am going to divide the list of contributors according to post frequency.

Platinum Club (100+ Posts):
- Maureen Dowd
- Jennifer Harrison
- Theresa Masters
- Charles Riggs

Gold Club (50+ Posts):
- Carl Bernstein
- Gary and Robin Buchholz
- Richie Farmer
- Barbara Murray
- Jane Quire
- Theresa Bennet

Silver Club (25+ Posts):
- Chaz Bono
- Christy Boone
- Stephanie Bramblett
- Jack Conway
- Josh Cromer
- Dolph Lundgren
- Mike Nolan
- Troy and Holly VanMeter
- Tommy Wiseau

Bronze Club (Up to 10 Posts):
- Gillian Anderson
- John Y. Brown III- Chiranjeevi- Rachel Duval-Shaw - Kamal Haasan- Del Hagy- Floyd Hockensmith- Trudi Johnston - Sam Marcus
- Tony Menechella
- Nas
- Sam Neill
- JK Rowling
- Heather Singleton
- Kevin Sorbo
- Kristy Standifer
- Kathy and Nancy Wilson

And that's it, children!

Lord Almighty, but it sure does feel good to get that off my chest!

-Norma Jean

A Woman Revealed

2011-11-29T10:35:00.002-05:00

Hello Children,

There's been a mighty lot of brain power lately devoted by a lot of folks to uncover my "real" identity!

It surely is a sad commentary on this here community that with all the EVIL being committed by "President" Barack HUSSEIN Obama and his DEMONcrat minions, that all some folks care about is "outing" a poor ole 96-year old woman!

Apparently, despite all the hints I done already give out, y'all mess of nancy-boys and harlots out there still ain't guessed correct just who exactly I am!

Reckon I overestimated y'all's intellignece!

To that end, I will reveal on December 1st - once and for all - my true identity!

In the meantime, I present this here last clue:

-Norma Jean

Humane Society Turmoil: Fall from Grace

2011-11-08T20:12:00.008-05:00

Hello children,

This here is the third installment in my series illustrating the evils what have infiltrated the Franklin County Humane Society.

You can find the first two installments below:

Humane Society Turmoil: From the Ashes, a Hero [HERE]

Humane Society Turmoil: Tears of a Martyr [HERE]

And you can catch yourself up by reading the following:

7/13: Dognapping charge for animal lover [HERE]

8/03: Women plead not guilty in dognapping [HERE]

8/07: Fighting like cats and dogs [HERE]

8/08: Humane Society calls special meeting [HERE]

8/09: Humane society beyond repair? [HERE]

8/14: Franklin County Humane Society: Where do we go from here? [HERE]

8/15: Hands tied over humane society [HERE]

9/21: UPDATE: Plea deal in dognapping [HERE]

Looking back on the whole hot mess, it seems to me that this here whole ordeal done come to a head at the July 16 meeting of the Humane Society Board of Directors, a draft version of which you can find here: [HERE]

Now, Angel of Mercy JEANINE SLOAN was kind enough to offer anyone what asked (via the Face books) free copies of the audio of the meeting; and while I hate to admit it, this here transcript is pretty faithful to her recording.

The day done started with a work session prior to the Board meeting, which apparently was unremarkable seeing as Jeanine didn't mention nothing about no controversy during the long session with her compatriots.

But Jeanine don't never allow an injustice to go unaddressed, and in the 10 minutes between the work session and the Board meeting she done uncovered some disturbing news:

Jeanine: "Now before we start the Board Meeting, it has been brought to my attention that one of our Board members is not a member in good standing. She has not paid her membership dues. It is Trudi. Her membership expires June 30th' therefore she shouldn't be allowed to do any voting today because she is not in good standing with the Board."

Well, well, well. Looks like ole Trudi Johnston tried to get one over on the law-abiding folks of Frankfort, but Jeanine weren't having none of that!

Now it ought go without saying that Jeanine couldn't have brought up this here issue during the work session cause them other folks on the Board ain't nothing but a pack of hyenas and would likely have HURT HER FEELINGS!

They really are that EVIL!

Anyhow, she done PWND Trudi something awful:

Jeanine: "I have been doing the membership. I have the official list as of last night, you are not on it."

Jeanine, ever-vigilant in her pursuit of truth, justice and the American way, had done searched over that there list with a fine-tooth comb and found more shameful shenanigans afoot:

Jeanine: "Also, Stephanie has not paid her membership so she can be excluded from voting as well and I did not receive a single check from you."

Sweet merciful Heavens! TWO sitting Board members didn't never pay their dues?!

What are the odds?!

What an incredible coincidence that Jeanine - as the sole Membership Coordinator - was the one who done unearthed such deceit AND, as a Board member, was in a position to strip them charlatans of their voting rights!

Justice, thy name is Jeanine!

And don't none of y'all go and believe that nonsense that Trudi and Stephanie later presented canceled checks as "proof" they paid their dues!

Everybody knows it's child's play to forge canceled checks!

But leave it up to a rockabilly hipster in the guise of (now president) Gary Buchholz to try to obfuscate the issue:

Gary: "So you're the one checking the roster?"

Jeanine: "I checked it last night and updated it."

Gary: "And you're saying here we are in the middle of July and you're just now checking it?"

PAUSE..silence.

Now the fact that Jeanine done gone four months without checking them records might APPEAR like near-criminal negligence on her part, but in reality it was all part of a brilliant, well-executed test of Board credulity!

And now she springs the trap!

Jeanine: "You wanna know the truth? I knew they hadn't paid! I was waiting to see how long it would take."

Gary: "So they thought it was paid."

Jeanine: "Yeah."

It was all just a clever ruse!

Lord have mercy, but what is wrong with these people?! What sort of TOOL just ASSUMES that a Membership Coordinator will take their money and DEPOSIT it?!

I swanny! Some people just ain't got the sense God give a horse!

But it don't stop there!

Holly: "But this should have been discussed in the Work Session or Executive Session, not here!"

Jeanine: "I didn't get this list until a minute before this meeting started, that's what triggered this."

Now that there is downright AMAZING! Jeanine done got this here membership list containing HUNDREDS or THOUSANDS of names, looked over every bit of it, and seen that neither Trudi Johnston nor Stephanie Bramblett had paid their dues!

And she did all that in the TEN MINUTES between the work session and board meeting!

That there is INCREDIBLE multi-tasking!

Oh, and do y'all recall earlier in the meeting where she done said she found out about this here "discrepancy" the night before?

That was also just part of her cunning plan to ensnare unsuspecting credulous Board members!

Jeanine: "And besides this, it is 2 weeks after the deadline and it's just now being turned in for the membership. And because the vote is 3 to 2, you all do not vote."

Praise Jesus that Jeanine was able to strip voting rights from two such GULLIBLE people!

But the truly beneficent Jeanine Sloane weren't done just yet; her best work has yet to come!

For that, you'll need to look for Part II later this week!

-Norma Jean

Cross-Posted at the State-Journal [HERE]

Humane Society Turmoil: Tears of a Martyr

2011-10-02T22:28:00.002-04:00

Hello Children,

This here is the second in a series detailing the ills what have befallen the capital city's Humane Society!

You can find the first such article below:

Humane Society Turmoil: From the Ashes, a Hero [HERE]

And for context you can follow this here sad, sad tale at the following links:

7/13: Dognapping charge for animal lover [HERE]
8/03: Women plead not guilty in dognapping [HERE]
8/07: Fighting like cats and dogs [HERE]
8/08: Humane Society calls special meeting [HERE]
8/09: Humane society beyond repair? [HERE]
8/14: Franklin County Humane Society: Where do we go from here? [HERE]
8/15: Hands tied over humane society [HERE]

I most certainly don't want nobody thinking I done forgot to praise another HERO instrumental in her efforts to make the Humane Society what it is today: God's own Animal Savior, former Humane Society Director DIANN WELLMAN!

It was with a heavy heart I done listened as Mrs. Wellman addressed the City Commission on August 08, and may the good Lord strike me dead if'n I lie when I tell you they wasn't nary a dry eye in the room!

But I don't think I ever cried harder than I did when Animal Savior Wellman done uttered the following:

"There is so much infighting on the board. They don't respect each other, and they don't respect any governing authority, down to their bylaws."

Children, I tell you ain't never before in human history has such bitter tears been wept than by us folks sitting in the audience that night!

Can you IMAGINE?!

INFIGHTING?! DISRESPECT?!

Surely these are events unseen by ANY governing board EVER?!

Surely no organization can exist wherein its members engage in DEBATE and DISAGREEMENTS?!

Now as for that part about them not respecting "any governing authority, down to their bylaws", well just let it be said that there ain't a one of us here in Frankfort what needs any examples or PROOF!

Especially when we got Angel of Mercy, former Humane Society Board of Directors member JEANINE SLOAN there to present detailed, exhaustive evidence of an "impaired board"! [HERE]

How do we know this here board is impaired? Well, because Angel of Mercy Sloan done TOLD us so!

That's good enough for me!

And let me tell you, there wasn't never a better developed alternative to the Humane Society than that presented by Animal Savior Wellman!

"The city and county could end their contracts with the humane society and open a different animal control facility or shelter, Wellman said. The two governments provide roughly $100,000 annually to the shelter."

Right on the head, darlin!

Following Mrs. Wellman's advice is simple!

All Frankfort needs to do is:

1. cancel its contract with the Humane Society
2. spend an undetermined amount of money to convert an existing structure - or maybe build a new facility - capable of housing thousands of animals a year (figure somewhere in the neighborhood of 25,000 dollarsmaybe up to 2-million dollars)
3. provide for upkeep of said building
4. hire a shelter director at 40,000 dollars per year
5. hire staff of - let's say five people - at 20,000 dollars per year each
6. being city employees, they'd of course be eligible for benefits and whatnot at an extra - let's say 1,800 dollars per year each for a total of 10,800 dollars per year [HERE]

So after an unknown initial investment of construction or renovation, staffing would run us right about 150,000 dollars per year, and we'll just worry about the utilities and upkeep when the time comes.

That's quite a bargain if you ask me!

"Wellman recommended that a national group, like the ASPCA, could help close the humane society, transporting pets elsewhere to avoid a mass euthanasia.

"They could, in essence, clean out the animals that are in the shelter right now to give the city, the county or whoever is running that a little bit of breathing room to basically start with a clean slate, start over, do some restructuring or whatever you feel you need to do,' she said."

Mrs. Wellman sure enough was on FIRE during this meeting!

Now I ain't quite sure what Animal Control is supposed to do with all them cats and dogs they pick up while this "restructuring" is going on, but I'd reckon other shelters around here would happily take them.

After all, ain't they got space to spare?

Children, I could go on and on singing the praises of Mrs. Wellman; but know ye now that the staff down at the animal shelter done feel the pain of her absencea gaping wound that can never heal!

If'n you don't believe me, just head on down there for yourself and watch them folks work!

Sure they might SEEM chipper; and maybe the office might SEEM more organized; and maybe everyone SEEMS to have moved on and forgotten all about her.

But don't you believe it!

The joy and hard-working determination she exhibited every day has left, and with it the very heart of the shelter!

Godspeed on your next deployment, Mrs. Wellman!

Godspeed!

-Norma Jean

Cross-Posted at the State-Journal [HERE]

Barack HUSSEIN Obama: he is mean to the rich!!!!

2011-08-23T21:05:00.001-04:00

I knew that President Barack HUSSEIN Obama was a heartless atheist/Muslim. But his heartlessness even astonished me.

He picks on the most vulnerable among us: the rich. Really:

The article talks about how those Wall Street executives are now turning to Mitt Romney.

According to a review of fundraising data, 67 people who work in the financial sector and live in the New York City metro area gave to Obama in 2008 and to the former Massachusetts governor in 2011.

The reversals come in the wake of Obama's tough rhetoric on Wall Street — most notably last year, when the president was pushing Congress to pass what has become known as the Dodd-Frank financial reform law.

So what do some of these executives say?

One Wall Street executive, who requested anonymity, said he and some of his colleagues feel betrayed by Obama.

"Everybody I speak to is on the same boat — disappointment," said the source, who contributed to Obama three years ago and is now backing Romney.

The executive said he and others on Wall Street have taken exception to Obama's rhetoric about the wealthy, especially because the president has asked rich donors to fork over $35,800 to his reelection efforts.

"It's not healthy for rich people to feel maligned," the executive said.

My heart just bleeds for them! Perhaps we should start a "let's make a rich person feel better" fund.

As to why they might like Mr. Romney:

WASHINGTON - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney is planning to nearly quadruple the size of his $12 million California beachfront mansion.

The former Massachusetts governor is planning to bulldoze his 3,009-square-foot home facing the Pacific Ocean in La Jolla, Calif., and replace it with an 11,062-square-foot home, according to the San Diego Union-Tribune.

The Union-Tribune reported late Saturday that Romney has filed an application with the city for a coastal development permit but that no date has been set to consider the project.

He is rich enough to feel their pain!!!

Another Liberal Lie: Republicans don't believe in stimulus

2011-08-21T21:50:00.001-04:00

Who says that Republicans are against stimulating the economy?

Leading Republican contender and prominent Christian candidate Rick Perry has been accused of hypocrisy after it was revealed that he invested thousands of dollars in the country's largest pornography distributor.

Just a week after he launched his presidential campaign, the Texas governor has come under fire for his investment in Movie Gallery, a company that rented pornographic movies.

Face it libs: you were just OWNED!!!!!

We knew that Huntsman is a RINO; Perry and Bachmann: not so bad!

2011-08-19T11:10:00.001-04:00

Well, I've been following the race to replace President Barack Hussein Obama in 2016!!! Oh wait..make that 2012...heh, heh...

We know that Jon Huntsman is a RINO; this settles the deal:

But on Twitter, Huntsman took a solid, unapologetic stance on evolution, even if it’s unorthodox for the party he’s hoping will make him its 2012 presidential nominee.

“To be clear. I believe in evolution and trust scientists on global warming. Call me Crazy,” the former Utah governor wrote.

Bye Bye!!!

Mitt Romney: you've got to be kidding me:

Bye Bye!!!

But we have some true conservatives in the race:

And he has a true conservative transcript:

We don't have to worry about Mr. Perry's head being full of that there BOOK LEARNING!!! That means that there is more room for COMMON SENSE!!!!

And, of course, we have Michelle Bachmann:

Republican presidential contender Michele Bachmann said Thursday there is a growing fear among Americans about an "unstoppable decline" of the United States and a "rise of the Soviet Union."

The Minnesota lawmaker told conservative radio host Jay Sekulow the recent compromise among congressional Republicans and President Obama to raise the legal U.S. borrowing limit could give fresh vigor to Ronald Reagan's "evil empire."

"What people recognize is that there's a fear that the United States is in an unstoppable decline. They see the rise of China, the rise of India, the rise of the Soviet Union and our loss militarily going forward," she said.

"And especially with this very bad debt ceiling bill, what we have done is given a favor to President Obama and the first thing he'll whack is five hundred billion out of the military defense at a time when we're fighting three wars. People recognize that," Bachmann told Sekulow.

The Soviet Union fell apart two decades ago and is now 15 distinct nations.

That last sentence is just lib propaganda.

More evidence that she doesn't that there BOOK LEARNING get in the way:

The libs will say that the act was the Smoot-Hawley act which was written by Republican senators and signed into law by President Hoover....but that is more lib propaganda.

Bachmann/Perry for 2012!!!!!!!

Humane Society Turmoil: From the Ashes, a Hero

2011-08-11T15:58:00.004-04:00

Hello Children,

I reckon you know by now how I loathe making updates about local issues (especially when we got Nazi Moselms in the White House!), but unfortunately I ain't got no choice!

My name done been dragged through the mud, and I for one am sick and tired of it!

So below you'll find an article I done wrote up for the Frankfort newspaper, the State-Journal. It ain't been published yet, but I ain't waiting no longer!

Hello Children,

They sure enough has been a whole mess of nonsense surrounding the Franklin County Humane Society of late, and I for one believe it’s time to clear the air by airing the FACTS!

Following will be the first of a multi-part series detailing the ills what have befallen the Humane Society.

For a full history, why don’t y’all peruse these intertubes pages below:

7/13: Dognapping charge for animal lover {HERE}

8/03: Women plead not guilty in dognapping {HERE}

8/07: Fighting like cats and dogs {HERE}

8/08: Humane Society calls special meeting {HERE}

8/09: Humane society beyond repair? {HERE}

Now if’n you’re all caught up, we’ll just start at the beginning.

Handsome Man!

I ain’t gonna recount the whole story, as you can read that at this here newspaper (yes hon, I am aware it’s a part of the MAINSTREAM MEDIA; but at least it ain’t so Liberal as to be part of the LAMESTREAM MEDIA!), but I would like to fill you fine folks in on some of the unsung heroes of this here sad tale!

Chief among them is our own Christian Warrior, Constable Floyd Hockensmith!

It was Constable Floyd what was summoned to the animal shelter the next day (June 19), called there by another of Jesus’ Holy Warriors, shelter manager Diann Wellman.

Now you might be asking yourself at this point, “self, if’n this was such a serious crime as theft, why wasn’t the POLICE called?”

You might ask yourself that if you’re some kind of SOCIALIST LIBERAL, but us REAL Americans know that sometimes you can’t just sit on your hands while the police dilly-dally with “real crimes”!

Sometimes you got no recourse but to rely on the crack crime-fighting abilities of that most NOBLE of creatures, the COUNTY CONSTABLE!

Follow this here link for contact information and rest easy in the knowledge you needn’t ever bother with 911 ever again with these folks on the beat: {HERE}

Anyhow, Constable Floyd didn’t waste no time and leapt into super crime-fighting mode!

His thirst for justice can never be sated! His demands for swift action know no bounds!

So much so that it took him less than ONE MONTH to complete his investigation into this sordid and convoluted CRIME of epic proportions!

You read that right, children: an investigation involving two people and a dog was completed in just THREE WEEKS!

Was ever there a more probing and exacting mind than Constable Floyd?

Now I know what some of you Obama-bots out there are thinking: “wait! Floyd was the county representative on the Humane Society board of directors! And it’s well known there was some animosity between him and suspect Stephanie Bramblet, the subject of his investigation! Surely that is a conflict of interest?!”

Well hippie, why do you think he resigned his post two weeks LATER?!

That’s right! In order to avoid any appearance of impropriety, he resigned AFTER conducting a thorough investigation and presenting charges!

To paraphrase my grandkids, you just got served, hippie!

But Constable Floyd ain’t never satisfied until he done wrung all the JUSTICE out of any situation, and this here ain’t no different!

Did you know that through his KEEN observation and shrewd, probing nature that he was able to later determine that the dog in question is worth more than 10,000 dollars?!

Yessiree! Constable Floyd done collected evidence that an unaltered, non-microchipped PIT BULL MIX is worth more money than my grandson’s used Ford Explorer!

Lord have mercy, I can’t wait ‘til the September hearing and I get to see that judge’s face as he’s told that these two EVIL women (probably Liberals) done conspired to steal a 10,000 dollar dog!

Now I ain’t quite sure what evidence Constable Floyd presented to prove that there super dog’s worth, but I for one will be present to ensure that County Attorney Rick Sparks done expend state time and resources to prosecute this here DOGNAPPING!

Now if’n that means a few drug dealers or rapists go free, then so be it!

We got ourselves two hardened criminals to convict!

-Norma Jean

Holy Retribution Exacted in Norway; Left Wing Wackos Pay for Satanic Beliefs!

2011-07-31T22:33:00.004-04:00

Hello Children,

Now I realize I ain't posted nothing on this here blog in quite some time, and to that I say what I done told you before {HERE}: TOUGH TAMALES, PEDRO!

I also realize I'm a day late and a dollar short in pontificating on this here subject, seeing as Sister Harriet done posted earlier this week {HERE} (thanks, hon!).

But I just could not hold back no longer when I done come across this {HERE} at what OUGHT to be a sanctuary for fellow REAL Americans (i.e. Christian Conservatives):

MSM Ignores How Oslo Shooter’s Own Manifesto Completely Destroys “Christian Conservative” Label
Posted by Ezra Dulis

Anders Behring Breivik’s manifesto, penned before his horrific mass murder in Oslo, contains 1,500 full pages of text, yet the New York Times has not asked readers to pore over it and help them find information relevant to their coverage of his terrorist attack. The Huffington Post has not posted a blog advertising “LIVE UPDATES” from those studying the writings’ minutiae. Neither has the Guardian, MSNBC, ABC News, Yahoo! News, nor has the Washington Times created a Twitter account to tweet live micro-updates of research on this document. What documents did prompt this fanatic scrutiny? If you guessed the emails of a private citizen during her tenure as Governor of Alaska, you’d be right.

WHAT IN THE SAM HILL IS THIS RETARD TALKING ABOUT?!

Now I'll be the first to admit Holy Warrior Breivik ain't in the right on his views regarding proper Christianity (i.e. Southern Baptist), and maybe he don't support Capitalism as Yahweh's path to righteousness, but I for one am willing to overlook the odd idiosyncrasy considering that this poor feller don't know no better, what with hailing from a COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP!

Shitfire, all the poor man needs is a little education at any Texas high school and I'm sure he'll see the err of his socialist ways.

Anyhow, us REAL Americans (i.e. Christian Conservatives) are content in the knowledge that a fellow Freedom Fighter across the Atlantic done took the initiative in stemming the tide of them God-forsaken MOSLEM rag-heads.

And for any of you other RINOs out there what plan on denying us REAL Conservatives the pleasure of accepting Mr. Breivik as one of our own, simply take a look at his (mostly) Holy Manifesto {HERE}:

On political correctness:

But what happens today to Europeans who suggest that there are differences among ethnic groups, or that the traditional social roles of men and women reflect their different natures, or that homosexuality is morally wrong? If they are public figures, they must grovel in the dirt in endless, canting apologies. If they are university students, they face star chamber courts and possible expulsion. If they are employees of private corporations, they may face loss of their jobs. What was their crime? Contradicting the new EUSSR ideology of “Political Correctness.”

On feminism:

Where do we see radical feminism ascendant? It is on television, where nearly every major offering has a female “power figure” and the plots and characters emphasise inferiority of the male and superiority of the female. It is in the military, where expanding opportunity for women, even in combat positions, has been accompanied by double standards and then lowered standards, as well as by a decline in enlistment of young men, while “warriors” in the services are leaving in droves. It is in government-mandated employment preferences and practices that benefit women and use “sexual harassment” charges to keep men in line. It is in colleges where women’s gender studies proliferate and “affirmative action” is applied in admissions and employment. It is in other employment, public and private, where in addition to affirmative action, “sensitivity training” is given unprecedented time and attention. It is in public schools, where “self awareness” and “self-esteem” are increasingly promoted while academic learning declines. And sadly, we see that several European countries allow and fund free distribution of contraceptive pills combined with liberal abortion policies.

On the United Nations:

Increasingly, it is turning into an outright enemy, an enemy funded by us but used to attack us. I don’t know about anybody else, but I’m goddam tired of sponsoring enemies, at home and abroad. I’m all for boycotting the UN and making it truly irrelevant by bleeding it dry for funds and ultimately withdrawing from it.

On proper gender roles:

I sometimes wonder whether the modern West, and Western Europe in particular, should be dubbed the Fatherless Civilisation. Fathers have been turned into a caricature and there is a striking demonisation of traditional male values. Any person attempting to enforce rules and authority, a traditional male preserve, is seen as a Fascist and ridiculed, starting with God the Father.

On a personal level though; had it been up to me, women would not be encouraged to become system protectors at all - police officers nor military personnel. Females on average (of course; there are always exceptions) are physically and mentally inferior (aprox 20-30%) on a field of battle. I am not comfortable with the concept of killing females as they are simply too valuable to be put in harm’s way.

On reverse racism:

The leading Norwegian blog Document.no[1] tells the horrifying story about how two decent white men in 2007 were attacked by a media lynch mob for their supposed "racism." As it turns out later, the mainstream media didn't present nearly all of the information relevant to the case at the time, which didn't prevent them from nearly destroying these two men. This happened at the same time as there is a growing wave of crime and violence targeting the natives.

On rap:

Many writers and thinkers see a kind of informed political engagement, even a revolutionary potential, in rap and hip-hop. They couldn’t be more wrong. By reinforcing the stereotypes that long hindered blacks, and by teaching young blacks that a thuggish adversarial stance is the properly “authentic” response to a presumptively racist society, rap retards black success.

On global warming:

The neo-communist agenda uses politicised science to propagate the
global warming scam in order to implement their true agenda; global
Marxism.

On proper schooling:

All primary, secondary and high schools should be gender segregated. All private and government, primary, secondary and high schools should have compulsory gender segregation. Gender segregation should also be considered for colleges and universities.

He even mentions the good [Dr. Leonard Sax]:

Also, in single sex classrooms teachers can focus on the environment in which the particular gender learns better. Dr. Leonard Sax, a Maryland physician and psychologist, found in a study that girls tend to learn in a quiet and slower paced environment and liked to be called by their first names whereas boys like things energetic, fast paced and prefer to be called by their last names.

But last - and certainly not least - his fear and loathing of ISLAM:

Included are also demographical studies, historical statistics, forecasts and insights on various subjects related to the ongoing and future struggle of Europe. It covers most topics related to historical events and aspects of past and current Islamic Imperialism, which is now removed or falsified by our academia by instruction of Western Europe’s cultural relativist elites (cultural relativism=cultural Marxism). It offers thorough analysis of Islam, which is unknown to a majority of Europeans. It documents how the political doctrines known as multiculturalism/cultural Marxism/cultural relativism was created and implemented. Multiculturalists/cultural Marxists usually operate under the disguise of humanism. A majority are anti-nationalists and want to deconstruct European identity, traditions, culture and even nation states.

Now can somebody out there please explain to me just how this feller is anything BUT a fellow Tea Party PATRIOT?! Cause I sure enough don't see nothing to disprove that!

But I reckon the truth is too much to handle for these RINO's {HERE}:

To: TribalPrincess2U
Sounds like another crazy Lefty. First, the Holocaust Museum bomber, then Jared Laughner, and now this. They’ve got a real problem.

5 posted on Sunday, July 24, 2011 2:29:44 PM by Crucial

___________________________________________________________

To: bioqubit
>> I do not believe he was a fundamentalist or a right wing >> type. You don’t kill people who agree with you.
Agree with you? It was a leftist indoctrination camp, which the day before, held a large anti-Israel rally.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2753178/posts
19 posted on Sunday, July 24, 2011 6:25:17 PM by JadeEmperor

THANK YOU, JadeEmperor!

And for anybody out there who believes Mr. Breivik committed a crime by gunning down a bunch of teenagers, I got a question: is it a crime to put down a pack of rabid dogs?

Maybe in LIBERAL Jew York it is!

But where I come from, it's not only humane to end an animal's suffering, it also serves to protect Godly taxpayers!

Now I'm still reading up on Mr. Breivik's lengthy tome, but I'm so impressed by what I've read so far that it's found its way to the sitting room table, beside the Bible!

And if'n you're any sort of God-fearing Conservative, you'll do the same!

-Norma Jean

Republicans have the Right Priorities For America; Obama all wrong!

2011-07-28T08:03:00.001-04:00

Sarah Palin gets it right, once again:

Sarah Palin, like Michele Bachmann, is aligned with many Republicans in condemning President Obama and other Democrats for having the gall to suggest that the wealthiest of Americans return to a tax structure that was in place before George W. Bush introduced his tax cuts for the rich.

“The White House and many liberals in Congress are so addicted to that OPM, other people’s money, that it’s much easier to spend other people’s money than their own," Palin said on the Fox Business Network.

Very much like Bachmann, Palin is also not interested in raising the debt ceiling, it appears.

And one can sum up President Barack HUSSEIN Obama's priorities in this cartoon:

He wants people, including, THEM (read: poor people) to have healthcare! Why should they have anything anyway; don't they already have refrigerators and coffee pots?

The Colbert Report
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But as usual, the Republicans are focusing on the correct problem facing America:

DECLINING COUNTRY CLUB MEMBERSHIPS!!!!!!

A conservative member of the House warned that one consequence of the a weak economy is declining membership at country clubs.

"When someone is overextended and broke they don't continue paying for expensive automobiles, they sell the expensive automobiles and buy a cheaper one. They don't continue paying for country club dues, they drop out of the country club," Rep. Paul Broun (R-Ga.) said Wednesday on MSNBC.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

That's right: you can save a Republican's country club membership, or you can turn the page.

Anders Behring Breivik, Honorary Republican!

2011-07-25T08:15:00.001-04:00

Anders Behring Breivik may not be an American, but look at him:

Check.

Next, check out what he believes:

The man responsible for the massacre in Norway was a member of a Swedish nazi forum which encourages attacks on government buildings.

It was also revealed by local police that he had extreme right wing views who hated Muslims.

According to Swedish website Expo Anders Behring Breivik is a member of 'Nordisk' which has 22,000 members and focuses on political terrorism.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2017851/Norway-attacks-gunman-Anders-Behring-Breivik-right-wing-extremist-hated-Muslims.html#ixzz1T7NSSGyQ
[...]

Only a few days ago he set up a Twitter account and posted a single message: 'One person with a belief is equal to the force of 100,000 who have only interests'.

It is attributed to the English philosopher John Stuart Mill, whose concept of liberty justified the freedom of the individual in opposition to unlimited state control.

The account appears to have only been set up a few days ago.

On his Facebook profile, Breivik describes himself as a Christian and a conservative.

It also listed interests such as body-building and freemasonry.

Breivik is believed to have grown up in Oslo, and studied at the Oslo School of Management.

He goes on:

Despite his online anti-Muslim rants, Breivik considered a plan to obtain a weapon of mass destruction through a truce with extreme Islamists.

"We both share one common goal. They want control over their own countries in the Middle East and we want control of our own countries in Western Europe," reads part of a 1,500-page manifesto reportedly posted online by Breivik. "An Islamic Caliphate is a useful enemy to all Europeans as it will ensure European unity under Christian cultural conservative leadership."

The manifesto said it would be possible to obtain "1 million USD worth of anthrax" and describes the necessary steps to convince Islamic terrorist groups to cooperate.

Now the lazy Republican Christian might think that this guy was, well, perhaps a quarter brick shy of a load. But if you are one of those Romney-backing RINOS that believes that, listen to some reason:

Kevin MacDonald, Professor of Psychology at Cal State Long Beach, writing on the conservative eZine Alternative Right, admires Anders Breivik for his analytic skills and clarity of thought:

In general, however, it must be said that he is a serious political thinker with a great many insights and some good practical ideas on strategy (e.g., developing culturally conservative media, developing youth organizations that will confront the Marxist street thugs, gaining control of NGOs).

To be sure, Professor MacDonald has some quibbles with Breivik for failing to call out the "Jewish media control" in Norway (and in Europe and America) , but in general the attack on multiculturalism is spot-on:

In any case, he is certainly right in characterizing multiculturalism as an ideology of hate. Note particularly his anger at the action of the Labour Party in England in opening the gates of immigration in order “to humiliate the right-wing opponents of immigration.” As he notes in several places, multiculturalism is hatred of Europeans and their culture masked by humanism.

Professor MacDonald is fan of Anders Breivik's manifesto, but what about his actions? What about the massacre of of the scores of young Labor Party activists? Again, MacDonald is clear in support of the "conservative Christian knight":

It remains to be seen what the long term effect of his actions will be. There is certainly great revulsion at the murder of young people. However, I suppose it is possible that in the long run European elites will understand that the glorious multicultural future will not be attained without a great deal of bloodletting and realize they will have to change their ways. Indeed, one of his insights is that in the long run “the multi-cultural neocolonial regimes will either have imploded or have become very Stalinist.” I agree.

Is Mr. Breivik Republican or what?

The Biblical Way to Handle Bratty Kids...

2011-06-16T14:11:00.001-04:00

It isn't every day that you don't see the Bible's teachings being used, so I felt that it was important to comment on this:

Jason Eberle of Louisville, was playing the game, which involves someone ringing a doorbell and running away, on Monday night with friends. The New York Post reports that after the kids rang 56-year-old Michael Bishop's bell he came out onto his porch armed with a shotgun and opened fire, hitting Eberle in the back and shoulder.

Now THAT is exactly how you handle bratty kids!!!

The Bible says: Deuteronomy 21:18-21

“If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of his father or the voice of his mother, and, though they discipline him, will not listen to them, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his city at the gate of the place where he lives, and they shall say to the elders of his city, ‘This our son is stubborn and rebellious; he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of the city shall stone him to death with stones. So you shall purge the evil from your midst, and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

And if the little brats make fun of a balding man:

2 Kings 2:23-25:

23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. 25 And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria.

Of course the libs are up in arms and they arrested this poor man.

I can't believe it..but in Barack HUSSEIN Obama's American, you can't live by Biblical values anymore. :(

STOP RICHARD DAWKINS!!!!!!

2011-06-11T18:42:00.001-04:00

They thought that they could get away with it....but they were WRONG:

Come on Prayer Warriors! Repel the EVIL EVIL-LOUTIONIST Richard Dawkins!

If he wins....everyone will have to take biology!!!!

Why Obama got Bin Laden and Bush couldn't....

2011-05-08T13:34:00.001-04:00

Ok, just why was the Worst President Ever (Barack HUSSEIN Obama) able to kill Bin Laden whereas the greatest ever was not able to?

Well....I was thinking. Our friends at Republican Faith Chat have proposed one answer.

But there is another answer:

Remember that President Barack Hussein Obama is a Muslim terrorist and that the Muslim terrorists kill each other all of the time.

Next remember that the best Presidential Administration ever (George W. Bush and Dick Cheney) were unable to kill Bin Laden. Now ask yourself: "why"?

Why did Barack HUSSEIN Obama know where Bin Laden was?

That's right: he knew because he is one of them!!!!
Think about it this way: Mafia godfathers kill each other all of the time. This is a bit like that.

There isn't a more plausible explanation, is there?

My Head Just Exploded! (as did Bin Laden's)

2011-05-04T13:51:00.005-04:00

Oh dear, what is this old gal to do?

Word came out that Osama Bin Laden got shot....by President Barack HUSSEIN Obama?

Is it ok to cheer?

I understand just how these fellers feel!

Oh wait...I know...it was really the work of the Greatest President EVER, George W. Bush!

So says Sarah Palin.

Whew!

Jesus Punishes Texas for tolerating Liberals!

2011-04-22T17:46:00.005-04:00

Well, we know that the normally Godly state of Texas is being punished by wildfires. In fact it has gotten so bad that Governor Rick Perry has called on Texans to pray for rain:

WHEREAS, the state of Texas is in the midst of an exceptional drought, with some parts of the state receiving no significant rainfall for almost three months, matching rainfall deficit records dating back to the 1930s; and

WHEREAS, a combination of higher than normal temperatures, low precipitation and low relative humidity has caused an extreme fire danger over most of the State, sparking more than 8,000 wildfires which have cost several lives, engulfed more than 1.8 million acres of land and destroyed almost 400 homes, causing me to issue an ongoing disaster declaration since December of last year; and

WHEREAS, these dire conditions have caused agricultural crops to fail, lake and reservoir levels to fall and cattle and livestock to struggle under intense stress, imposing a tremendous financial and emotional toll on our land and our people; and

WHEREAS, throughout our history, both as a state and as individuals, Texans have been strengthened, assured and lifted up through prayer; it seems right and fitting that the people of Texas should join together in prayer to humbly seek an end to this devastating drought and these dangerous wildfires;

NOW, THEREFORE, I, RICK PERRY, Governor of Texas, under the authority vested in me by the Constitution and Statutes of the State of Texas, do hereby proclaim the three-day period from Friday, April 22, 2011, to Sunday, April 24, 2011, as Days of Prayer for Rain in the State of Texas. I urge Texans of all faiths and traditions to offer prayers on that day for the healing of our land, the rebuilding of our communities and the restoration of our normal way of life.

That's right! He is relying on The Almighty and not socialist federal help.

(is he?)

So why would Jesus punish Texas like this?

I'll tell you why: LIBERALS such as this one!

And it gives me great pain to note that, while Texas went for John McCain, then Senator Barack HUSSEIN Obama won 11 of the 31 Congressional districts.

Come on Texas! Don't tolerate THE LIBS!!!!

Note: Jesus is punishing Barack HUSSEIN Obama's state of Illinois too...but he is doing this by sending...well...rain.

Godly Police Protect us from Underwear!

2011-04-16T08:34:00.008-04:00

Yes, that's right! I don't want to see a black man's underpants! Arrest him!

And while you are at it, arrest these sluts as well:

I want my tax dollars to keep us protected from underwear!

This Guy Is a Hell-Bound Papist But....

2011-04-16T08:21:00.003-04:00

He is right...the Papist Mary-Worshiping church DOES teach this and by Jove, he STICKS BY HIS BELIEFS!!!!

How I wish the true Bible Believing Christians would do the same...

A Godly Prophetess warns Japan and US Atheists!

2011-03-14T13:45:00.004-04:00

I can't say how this makes me feel: there are Godly Patriots still left in these United States!

Now only if we could get rid of our own atheists....it isn't as if they do anything that important.

Jesus Punishes Japan!

2011-03-12T20:29:00.006-05:00

Our Friends in the Christ at Republican Faith Chat have noted that Jesus is punishing Japan, probably for not being a Christian nation.

Others God Fearing American Patriots have noted that Japan is being punished for Pearl Harbor.

(from here)

They have a point; after all it isn't as if Japan has suffered from anything since Pearl Harbor and Pearl Harbor was a mere 69 years ago. So a current 80 year old would have been 11 at that time! It is certainly their fault and Jesus knows it!

But I suspect there is something more going on. Note that the liberals have been talking about...socialist government as if it were a good thing:

Hidden inside the skeletons of high-rise towers, extra steel bracing, giant rubber pads and embedded hydraulic shock absorbers make modern Japanese buildings among the sturdiest in the world during a major earthquake. And all along the Japanese coast, tsunami warning signs, towering seawalls and well-marked escape routes offer some protection from walls of water.

These precautions, along with earthquake and tsunami drills that are routine for every Japanese citizen, show why Japan is the best-prepared country in the world for the twin disasters of earthquake and tsunami — practices that undoubtedly saved lives, though the final death toll is unknown.

In Japan, where earthquakes are far more common than they are in the United States, the building codes have long been much more stringent on specific matters like how much a building may sway during a quake.

Well, maybe THAT is the real reason Jesus punished Japan: Jesus hates socialism and big government! Maybe if they hadn't been so socialist, Jesus would have spared them?

The Republicans are taking no chances; they are doing away with such socialist measures:

The budget, which proposed about $60 billion in budget cuts, would slash funding for the National Weather Service and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA). That would potentially cripple the effectiveness of the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center in Hawaii, which issued a series of warnings over the past several days regarding the situation in Japan, where an 8.9 magnitude earthquake triggered a massive tsunami along the nation's east coast. (The PTWC is a part of the National Weather Service, which falls under the umbrella of NOAA - the organization responsible for providing tsunami warnings in the U.S.)

You see? The Republicans know enough to not anger Jesus to begin with!

Atheist Evolutionists Just Don't Get it!

2011-03-08T19:23:00.005-05:00

Dr. Jerry Coyne is one of the top atheists/evolutionists out there. He has a best selling book on EVIL-loution

(whatever you do, do NOT go here and order that Satanic book!)

Given that he is some fancy-pants professor of EVIL-loutionary biology at the high-brow University of Chicago, it isn't a surprise that he denies the OBVIOUS FACT that everything was made 6000 years ago by The Almighty.

So now he is all confused...about ants. Question: when ants return to their nests, they tend to walk a "shortest distance" path (a "geodesic" if you will). Now why is that? He gets all overboard with fancy-pants science, math and stuff:

If you’re into ants—and who isn’t?—you can’t do better than follow biologist Alex Wild’s excellent blog Myrmecos (the study of ants is called “myrmecology”). It’s one of the best taxon-specific blogs around.

Alex doesn’t like to deal with creationists, but made an exception when Intelligent Design (ID) advocate William Dembski started making pronouncements on ants. Noting that ants tend to take the shortest path between colony entrances (they also do this when travelling between a colony entrance and a food source), Dembski, writing on February 18 at the ID site Uncommon Descent, pronounced this feat inexplicable by natural selection (ergo Jesus):

Now he goes into some incomprehensible argument...this makes my head hurt....but you might see that here.

Sir, there is a simple explanation: JESUS LOVES THE LITTLE ANTS!!!!!
Why is that so hard to understand??? Why does Jesus love the little ants? Why, because he loves these little critters!

So remember that: if you want to understand why something in nature works the way that it does, it is because Jesus loves all of his creatures!

Another example:

Proof that EVIL-loution is truly SATANIC!!!!!

2011-03-01T21:19:00.006-05:00

We know how the evil scientists are always trying to fill up our children's heads with horrible nonsensical ideas such as EVIL-loution.

Well, now the scientists themselves are all but admitting that evolution is a truly SATANIC process:

Those spots help this fish get oral sex.

As is the case in many fish species, the sight of a brightly coloured male somehow triggers females with ripe eggs to start releasing them. But in cichlids, there is a twist. Females hold their eggs in their mouths and incubate them there after fertilisation - a behaviour that is thought to have evolved to protect the eggs from predators.

As soon as a female has spawned her eggs, she collects them up in her mouth. Normally, sperm released into the water by a male nearby will then fertilise the eggs.

But males of certain cichlid species in east Africa have evolved a way to increase the odds that females take up their sperm. Oval yellow markings resembling the eggs are found on the anal or pelvic fins. When a female approaches the male, she thinks she sees an egg on its fin, so tries to vacuum it up in her mouth - and get a mouthful of sperm from the canny male in the process.

Oh please Lord, save us from such sin! There are those of us who are weak and struggling and they certainly don't need to be exposed to such sinful concepts as the one talked about above!

Poor June Gordon ,who I think is shown below:

Clearly she is nearing sin in this state! We must remind her and others like her that she is a Child of the Living God and not no relative of some urine bathing monkey:

(PhysOrg.com) -- Male capuchin monkeys have been observed to urinate on their hands and then rub the urine vigorously into their fur, and now a new study by scientists in Texas suggests the behavior signals their availability to females, and the females find the smell of the urine-soaked fur attractive.

BREAKING: President Obama to ruin US Society! Gays run amuck! 100 million Muslims to enter US!

2011-02-27T20:22:00.006-05:00

Whew! I knew that President Obama was doing terrible things to our economy

(of course, "down" is good in this graph, right?)

But now we see the real harm he is causing!

First, one of the most reliable news sources in the nation (other than God's own news network, Fox News), reported that thanks to President Barack HUSSEIN Obama's decision to NOT defend the Godly DOMA (Defense of Marriage Act), gays are now running amok:

WASHINGTON—Reports continue to pour in from around the nation today of helpless Americans being forcibly taken from their marital unions after President Obama dropped the Defense of Marriage Act earlier this week, leaving the institution completely vulnerable to roving bands of homosexuals. "It was just awful—they smashed through our living room window, one of them said 'I've had my eye on you, Roger,' and then they dragged my husband off kicking and screaming," said Cleveland-area homemaker Rita Ellington, one of the latest victims whose defenseless marriage was overrun by the hordes of battle-ready gays that had been clambering at the gates of matrimony since the DOMA went into effect in 1996. "Oh dear God, why did they remove the protection provided by this vital piece of legislation? My children! What will I tell my children?" A video communique was sent to the media late yesterday from what appears to be the as-yet unidentified leader of the gay marauders, who, adorned in terrifying warpaint, announced "Richard Dickson of Ames, Iowa. We're coming for you next. Put on something nice.

My goodness, what do we do????

But then...first came the 12 million Mexicans. Now come 100 million MUSLIMS!!!

The more you dig in, the more it makes sense! After all, Obama KNEW that he was going to be President in 2008 when he wrote this book in the mid 1990's:

Busted!!!

For more patriotic undercover research, see how MUSLIMS are coming to America to have terror babies!

Outrage in Houston!

2011-02-27T20:11:00.005-05:00

It pains me to see that there has been an outrage committed in the great state of Texas:

Of course, I fully support the Godly police force doing its best to teach that young uppity "YKW" a lesson. But here is the outrage:

"In fact, it will probably go worldwide. Understand it is not reflective of the men and women who serve the city of Houston, that we took action to remove those officers immediately from the Houston Police Department and we will fight to keep those officers from ever coming back to the Houston Police Department," said Houston Mayor Annise Parker.

Can you believe that? Couldn't they see that the police were doing the will of Jesus when they were acting that way? After all, Our Savior said "blessed are those who beat up boys who are lying on the ground".....though old Harriet admits that she cannot find that EXACT verse in her Bible...it must be there somewhere.

The next thing you know those dadburn liberals will start clamoring for things like a "fair trial" and "innocent until proven guilty". Hey, police have never beat up innocent people before!

South Dakota Steps up to the Plate!

2011-02-15T13:11:00.003-05:00

Yes, South Dakota is a reliably Republican state (read: part of REAL AMERICA).

Well we now see that they don't like them-there ABORTIONISTS.

In a move that is perfectly in line with the WILL of The ALMIGHTY, a God-loving, God-fearing state lawmaker is proposing a bill that would allow Patriotic God Fearing Americans to shoot those Satanic abortion doctors:

A law under consideration in South Dakota would expand the definition of "justifiable homicide" to include killings that are intended to prevent harm to a fetus—a move that could make it legal to kill doctors who perform abortions. The Republican-backed legislation, House Bill 1171, has passed out of committee on a nine-to-three party-line vote, and is expected to face a floor vote in the state's GOP-dominated House of Representatives soon.

"The bill in South Dakota is an invitation to murder abortion providers."

The bill, sponsored by state Rep. Phil Jensen, a committed foe of abortion rights, alters the state's legal definition of justifiable homicide by adding language stating that a homicide is permissible if committed by a person "while resisting an attempt to harm" that person's unborn child or the unborn child of that person's spouse, partner, parent, or child. If the bill passes, it could in theory allow a woman's father, mother, son, daughter, or husband to kill anyone who tried to provide that woman an abortion—even if she wanted one.

Jensen did not return calls to his home or his office requesting comment on the bill, which is cosponsored by 22 other state representatives and four state senators.

"The bill in South Dakota is an invitation to murder abortion providers," says Vicki Saporta, the president of the National Abortion Federation, the professional association of abortion providers. Since 1993, eight doctors have been assassinated at the hands of anti-abortion extremists, and another 17 have been the victims of murder attempts. Some of the perpetrators of those crimes have tried to use the justifiable homicide defense at their trials. "This is not an abstract bill," Saporta says. The measure could have major implications if a "misguided extremist invokes this 'self-defense' statute to justify the murder of a doctor, nurse or volunteer," the South Dakota Campaign for Healthy Families warned in a message to supporters last week.

The original version of the bill did not include the language regarding the "unborn child"; it was pitched as a simple clarification of South Dakota's justifiable homicide law. Last week, however, the bill was "hoghoused"—a term used in South Dakota for heavily amending legislation in committee—in a little-noticed hearing. A parade of right-wing groups—the Family Heritage Alliance, Concerned Women for America, the South Dakota branch of Phyllis Schlafly's Eagle Forum, and a political action committee called Family Matters in South Dakota—all testified in favor of the amended version of the law.

Now how many times did we tell you that Scott Roeder was NOT a murderer but rather a Holy Warrior.

You can donate to the Scott Roder clone fund here.

Godly Redstate Values in a Blue State...

2011-02-13T17:23:00.003-05:00

One of the things that we need is respect for LAW ENFORCEMENT.

It is the job for the police to ensure that Godly behavior is occurring at all times. One of the biggest places for unGodly behavior is at our institutions for Satan, "aka" "universities".

Of course, Satanic liberal blogs might whine and complain as they do here:

Imagine this. You are asleep in a basement apartment with your roommate. You are both Rutgers students. One of you is white, the other an Arab American, and you are both 19. One of you has a father who was a cop. Police in New Brunswick, NJ have a warrant for a different student living in a different apartment in the same building. You have no police record. You are not identified on the warrant. It's 4:30 in the morning. Guess what happened next (Hint, it wasn't pretty)?

Two Rutgers roommates say they were sleeping in the early morning hours of December 10th and had no idea who was barging into the basement room they share in an off-campus house in New Brunswick.
"I got hit in the face; I got hit in the ribs. That's basically what happened," said Kareem Najjar, a Rutgers University student.

"I remember basically waking up to being hit, on the side of my face, on my back I got kicked a couple of times and stepped on," Kostman said.

Pictures show boot marks left on Kostman's back.

"One person was standing on my back another was standing on my head," Najjar said.

"It's really scary, really intimidating when there are people just yelling at your and hitting you, you don't believe that it's something that cops would do," Kostman said.
The roommates say it wasn't until they were handcuffed that they were told this was a raid by New Brunswick Police who apparently had a warrant for someone else in the house.

Note these kids were not formally arrested or charged with any crime. They were, however forced to sit in the underwear while handcuffed in freezing temperatures. In short they got the s**t beat out of them because the police were looking for other alleged criminals. They weren't even told they had been assaulted and "detained" by the cops until after they were handcuffed. Their room was trashed by the cops even though the police had no warrant to search their apartment.

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Let's get something straight: they were COLLEGE STUDENTS; they were probably learning about Satanic things such as EVIL-loution or atmospheric science!

Let's thank The Almighty that we have Godly police keeping us safe from that-there high falootin Satanic higher learning!

Is Sarah Palin Just Another RINO?

2011-02-02T23:00:00.004-05:00

Hello Children,

I declare if'n I ain't a mite disappointed in Sarah Palin!

In times past, us here at the Good Kentuckian have heaped praise on her for her strict adherence to to Biblical scripture (running for elected office ONLY with her husband's permission), as well as her acceptance of anti-witch protection blessings (which obviously worked since she ain't never been baked into no pie!).

Unfortunately, she done lost a whole mess of Patriot Points in my book when she caved under pressure recently and tried to disappear some incriminating posts what she must have found embarrassing {Here}.

SARAHPAC's REBECCA MANSOUR: Here's the timeline for it. I'll just be completely honest. I believe the person that controls our website, our contractor that runs SarahPac.com and all that, they were the ones that hosted our Take Back the 20. We had thought that Take Back the 20 was taken down after the November election because it's irrelevant now.

HOST TAMMY BRUCE: Right.

REBECCA MANSOUR: And they called us this morning and said, Do you want us to take this thing down, because they realized, instantly, you know. . . [Note: Mansour trails off without completing this sentence.]

And I think just reflexively, without even thinking about any consequences, our PAC treasurer said, Well, it should have been down already. We're not paying for that, you know, and it's not getting any traffic. It's not, it's no longer relevant.

So it was taken down. It was not trying to scrub anything. The original Facebook post where we had this graphic is still up.

And I just want to clarify again. Maybe it wasn't done on the record enough by us when this graphic came out. The graphic is just -- we never, ever, ever intended it to be gun sights. It was simply crosshairs like you'd see on maps.

BRUCE: It's a surveyor's symbol.

MANSOUR: A surveyor's symbol.

BRUCE: Yeah.

Shitfire, Sarah, that just don't make no sense! If'n them wasn't targets, then why in Sam Hill did you that there picture down?!

Hellfire and damnation, woman, that's something I expect from a Goddamned RINO not from a future President of the United States!

Embrace your violent and revolutionary language!

Dadblame it, woman! Now ain't the time to shy away from it!

I just don't understand why so many good Republicans and Tea Baggers is so quick to kowtow to the demands of filthy, gutless pantywaist Liberals!

Don't y'all realize now ain't the time to temper our rhetoric?!

We got the Libs running scared now!

They done got so paranoid, they're threatening to arm theyselves!

U.S. Representative Steve Cohen tells abc24.com that he is among those ready to bear arms. The Memphis Democrat has decided to get a handgun carry permit. He's owned a gun for years. But now, he says, the time has come to lock and load it, and be ready for anything.

(LOL! A Lib with a gun! That's downright funny! Everybody knows knows Libs are too pansified to even touch a gun, much less CARRY one! LOL!)

No children, now we press home the attack; now we emphasize the stark contrast between us REAL Americans, i.e. Christian Republicans, and them un-American Christ-hating Communist Atheist Nazis, aka DEMOCRATS!

They LOATHE America and have been working for years to undermine the very foundations what make this the greatest nation EVER!

And a warning to all you fellow Republicans out there what might be tempted by the silver tongued Moslem Pretender to the Throne to engage in "civil discourse" with the opposition:

DON'T DO IT!

The moment your guard is down, ol Sheik Barack HUSSEIN Obama will enter your mind via his Negro Voodoo!

He will enslave your soul, ensuring an everlasting Damnation in Hell!

Or worse, vote DEMOCRAT!

Children, if I've said it once I've said it a thousand times: it ain't just that Democrats got some abstract philosophical disagreements with us Republicans! THEY (and Liberals in particular) want to destroy everything good and moral in America!

THEY are the enemy!

We are in a war for the future of our country and our souls, y'all, and I for one will not go down without taking a few Libs with me!

It's what Jesus would want!

-Norma Jean

Jesus Sends America A Spectacular Warning

2011-02-01T21:05:00.004-05:00

It is no coincidence this is right over Barack HUSSEIN Obama's home state!

You've been warned...don't elect a Black radical Christian Atheist Muslim as President!

(and no, it has nothing do to with this)

It took the Yankees a while to catch on but....

2011-01-31T15:24:00.003-05:00

We told you so!

Here it is:

Lancaster, Pennsylvania– A high school has defended its decision to segregate students by race and gender.

The scheme, at McCaskey East High School in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, separates black students from the rest of the school pupils, and then further breaks it down into black females and black males.

The separation is only for a short period – six minutes each day and 20 minutes twice a month – but it has drawn criticism for raising the spectre of racial segregation.

Bill Jimenez said the school noticed that black students were not performing as well as other students,

I wonder what took those Yankees so long to see things our way?

Where to read what Patriots have to say....

2011-01-30T07:17:00.004-05:00

If you ever want to look at what Patriotic, God Fearing Americans have to say about things, surf over to this exciting website called Fox News Comments! Here is a sample of what you might find there:

Folks, you can't make up patriotism like this!

Of course, Fox News hosts must adjust to their patriotic, God Loving audience; here is one example of how a lady overcame her elitism...

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c

Gretchen Carlson Dumbs Down

www.thedailyshow.com

Daily Show Full Episodes

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The Daily Show on Facebook

Obama's Secret Message Revealed!

2011-01-30T07:09:00.003-05:00

Yes, I know, this country saw fit to let ACORN steal this last election for President Barack HUSSEIN Obama; unlike President George W. Bush who won in a landslide, Barack HUSSEIN Obama barely scraped by. Whereas the best President EVER (President Bush won a crushing victory 50.46 million to 51.00 million, Obama squeaked by 69.46 to 59.93 million.

How, besides using ACORN, did he do this? Well....he invoked SATAN!!!! Really:

How much more proof do you want?

Let's remember the REAL victim of the Tucson Shooting

2011-01-22T20:25:00.005-05:00

Sister Norma Jean was right about Tucson being the site of a Warrior For Jesus attacking the Agents of Satan. But there were real victims here. Can you guess who? Think about who is going to be the Next President of the United States!

That's right:

Now of course, the mean old liberals attacked innocent Governor Palin for using the term "Blood Libel" and for making the shootings about her.

Come on! Of course it was about her and her persecuted followers!

No, she will NOT shut up!!!!

No matter what Jon Stewart says...

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Petty Woman

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There are Good Souls...still

2011-01-22T20:08:00.005-05:00

One of the things that bugs me is that so many in the "lamestream media" call good old fashioned American Republicans "racist"; they go on and on about things like "Southern Strategies".

Well, there are some good hearted Negroes who understand that this is all nonsense; in the good old days we used to call them "Faithful Souls".

Well, there are some Good Negroes; "Faithful Souls" around today, if you will. We've talked about one of these before.

Well, there is another one who has spoken out recently:

See, not all of "them" are fooled!
Take that President Barack HUSSEIN Obama! Not all of your kind are fooled!

Your 2004 Senate opponent wasn't fooled...and he gave you a SERIOUS run for your money in that race.

May the 2012 Republican presidential candidate do even better!

Jared Lee Loughner: Patriotic Holy Warrior for Jesus

2011-01-19T21:01:00.007-05:00

Hello Children,

Unless you happen to be some kind of Goddamned retard, I reckon you done heard by now all about the horrific TRAGEDY IN TUCSON.

And if'n you got yourself any sense whatsoever (which precludes you DUMMYcrats LOL!), it shouldn't come as no great surprise that what the Libs and their lapdogs in the LIBERAL LAMESTREAM MEDIA focus on is on the negative aspects of the whole dang story!

Now that ain't to say there ain't no tragedy in the situation; we all got to remember them poor innocent folks what paid the ultimate price for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

But we also got to see the good what come out of this, namely that the patriotic Mr. Jared Lee Loughner done rid this great land of a filthy Liberal Activist Judge, and put out of commission (if only temporarily) a Christ-killing Commie Lib Jew (that there is redundant; Libs ARE Commies, and Commies are Libs).

I really can't hold it against Patriot Loughner that he failed to eliminate his primary target; after all, it's dang near impossible for anyone to survive a head shot...at least without SUPERNATURAL intervention.

And considering that ol' Gabbie got a "D" after her name, you can bet your sweet bippy it weren't our Lord and Savior what was watching over her that day.

No, children, the true tragedy in last week's evens lies in the fact that most Americans have bought lock, stock and barrel into the elaborate deception perpetuated by "President" Bararck HUSSEIN Obama.

Really, how can anyone NOT see the truth?!

Well don't you worry none, cause ol' Norma Jean is here to school y'all all right and proper.

Let us review the shooting time line as reported by "Imam" Obama's corrupt Justice Department {Here}:

9:58 a.m. -- Giffords posts message on Twitter inviting constituents to event at the Safeway supermarket in Tucson.
10:00 a.m.-- Town hall meeting begins.
10:10 a.m. -- Gunman opens fire.
10:11 a.m. -- First 911 call is received
10:19 a.m. -- 6-member rescue crew arrives.
10:22 a.m. -- Suspect in police custody.
10:24 a.m. -- Wounded victims removed from the scene.
2:46 p.m. -- President Obama addresses the nation in response to the shooting.
3:00 p.m. -- Police announce a second person may be involved in the shooting.

Now that's just a whole mess of hooey!

I done got it on good authority (from Jesus) that good Mr. Loughner didn't shoot nobody what didn't have it coming!

Here's the actual time line, dictated to me courtesy Yahweh Hisself:

9:58 a.m. -- Giffords posts message on Twitter inviting constituents to event at the Safeway supermarket in Tucson.
10:00 a.m.-- Town hall meeting begins.
10:10 a.m.-- Jared Lee Loughner, like any patriotic red-blooded American, can no longer stomach the atrocities committed by Democrats in his name, and lashes out in righteous indignation with a 9 m.m., shooting Satan-worshiping CongressWOMAN Gabrielle Giffords and Liberal Activist FEDERAL Judge John Roll.
10:11 a.m.-- With justice served, Loughner carefully places the gun back into his holster. The crowd erupts in jubilant celebration as they realize they have been freed from the yoke of the Democrats' oppression.
10:12 a.m.-- Members of the Obama Hitler Youth Brown Shirts , sensing an opportunity to commit murder and frame an innocent white man, open fire on the cheering crowd.
10:22 a.m.-- With Loughner in police custody, the Obama White House begins planting false evidence to implicate him in a crime he did not commit.

As you can see, the only folks what ended up with lead poisoning was them in the employ of SATAN!

With innocence proved beyond a shadow of a doubt (you ain't questioning Jesus are you?!), it's therefore your duty, fellow Republicans, to stand with me and and demand the release of Holy Warrior Jared Lee Loughner!

And let last week's incident serve as a warning to the rest of you Democrats; us REAL Americans, i.e. Christian Republicans, will no longer stand by impotently while you and you COMMUNIST CO-CONSPIRATORS destroy God's country!

The good Lord done ordained that His flock return to the halls of power and rule as we see fit. And we sure enough ain't going to allow nothing - certainly not a bunch of limp-wrist pantywaist Demo(N)crats stand in the way of fulfilling His will.

So if'n you know what's good for you, you'll sit your rear ends down and keep your pie holes SHUT!

It'd be a damn shame if'n you end up like Judge Roll. *

-Norma Jean

* Just so you know, I ain't encouraging nobody to do nothing, nor am I threatening nobody with nothing! I most surely ain't at all like this feller {Here}!

No sir, all I'm asking is that you Democrats out there watch your backs so as you ain't harmed, as I love you as I love any sinner, and I would feel mighty sad if'n your immoral and degenerate behavior done enraged some respectable folks bad enough that they felt they had no recourse but to exercise "Second Amendment remedies"!

God is warning us about DADT repeal!!

2011-01-10T13:29:00.002-05:00

Is Jesus trying to tell us something?

A Christmas Message

2010-12-25T19:24:00.004-05:00

Hello Children,

Once again, I reckon an apology is in order; I just took a gander at this here blog and seen that I ain't wrote nothing in a coon's age! That ain't to say I need proffer no apology for the dearth of updates lately (I ain't owe nobody nothing! I'll post when I damn well please and you'll like it!).

I owe y'all a mea culpa cause the world needs to hear the wisdom I got to impart, and I been a mite irresponsible in withholding it.

That being said, I am sorely vexed that I been otherwise occupied of late.

Lord Almighty if'n that ain't an understatement! Truth is I been busier than a Jew at a money counting contest!

Besides the volunteer work I do at the hospital (calling ICE on dad-blame illegal wetbacks what are seeking our services), for the past few months I been incognito, attending the local negro college, Kentucky State University.

I'll clue y'all in later on the reasons why, but suffice it to say I done finished finals just a couple weeks ago and just been recuperating.

Anyhow, I just want to thank good Sister Harriet for keeping up this here blog in my absence. I'll try and post a little more often that I have of late, but ain't gonna make no promises.

So here's a toast to celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

And for them of you out there who is Jew or A-rab or Chinamen, I say you best get to accepting our loving Father into your heart, for He will surely cast you into a lake of burning fire forever and ever.

-Norma Jean

Outrage: why O'Donnell isn't fit for office

2010-10-30T06:13:00.006-04:00

Yes, I know, Jesus cries when you don't vote Republican.

But I am outraged at the Republican candidate for Senate in Delaware: Christine O'Donnell.

Here she is ok:

But let us remember: she is running for a powerful office. She will have responsibilities, if she wins.

So, a few years ago, she had an encounter:

I barely knew Christine when she turned up at my door at around eight o'clock on the night of Halloween. We'd met for the first and only time three months earlier when my two roommates and I signed the lease on our apartment: Christine's aunt owned the place we were moving into, and she happened to be up from Delaware visiting at the time. But we'd only spent about five minutes together that day and we hadn't spoken much, and I hadn't thought of her since.

Yet here she was standing outside my door with a friend. And both of them were pretty tipsy.

Oh...ok, just a little sin there...but the story goes on:

It really didn't take very long for Christine to make her move. She'd grabbed my hand on the way from the apartment to South Street, so I can't say I was totally surprised when she leaned in to kiss me soon after we arrived at the bar.

I could tell when we first met that Christine was older than me. I was 25, and although I never asked her age, I'd have guessed she was in her early 30s. It was only recently that I found out her real age and learned she was in her late 30s when we hooked up. There's a 14-year gap between us, but she looks good for her age. I don't think I'd heard the word "cougar" yet at that point, but that's probably what I'd call her.

Aggressive is another word I'd use to describe her. At the bar, she confessed to me that her aunt really hadn't been sleeping. She hadn't even gone to her apartment to check, she said. She had remembered me from our five-minute meeting the previous summer, and used the story about her aunt as an excuse to knock on my door. She'd set her sights on me from the beginning.

Ok, fair enough...but a little bit of sinning...they went home and

Things got physical on the couch pretty quickly. It wasn't long before we'd moved from the living room to my bed.

I won't get into the nitty gritty details of what happened between the sheets that evening. But I will say that it wasn't half as exciting as I'd been hoping it would be. Christine was a decent kisser, but as soon as soon as her clothes came off and she was naked in my bed,[...]

Well there! But now comes the outrage:

When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest. I said goodnight, rolled over, and went to sleep.

WHAT????? This so called "cougar" gets her prey into bed and can't close the deal?

If she can't close the deal in the US, how do we expect her to close the deal in office!

This is an outrage!!!

I am canceling the check that I sent to her campaign.

No Sweetie...you aren't me. I never would have failed that badly in that situation.

Guess Who Saved Those Miners: JESUS!

2010-10-13T21:41:00.003-04:00

Really.

The Chile mine rescue

The rescue of the trapped miners in Chile is a truly wonderful story. The careful plan put together by international teams seems to be working smoothly in bringing the stoic miners back to the surface and 21 of the 33 have been rescued so far, after spending over two months trapped half-a-mile below the surface. See here for how the rescue was carried out. It is a triumph of perseverance, endurance, cooperation, patience, technology, and science.
But apparently three different Christian denominations are claiming it was their prayers that resulted in god intervening that resulted in the successful rescue and are vying to claim credit for the successful rescue.

Well, glory-be! Isn't it obvious? It certainly had nothing to do with science and engineering.

Take THAT Elitists!

2010-10-13T21:37:00.003-04:00

If there was ever a candidate that epitomizes current Republicanism, it is Christine "don't need on stupid book learning" O'Donnell:

She is no elitist! As she says, "she didn't go to Yale":

Jesus Works in Mysterious Ways! Atheists are Willing to listen!

2010-10-12T17:33:00.003-04:00

Well, Glori-be! Some atheists are looking for a reason to believe!

Dr. Jerry Coyne is one of our nation's most vocal atheists. He is a professor who has written about EVIL-loution (don't buy THIS BOOK) though I wonder why, given his credentials, he couldn't become a professor at a college that had a better football team.

Nevertheless, he has some fame and has written articles in the mainstream media including in this evil, liberal socialist magazine (New Republic) and in USA Today. But I digress.

Here, he is arguing with another scientist about where there could ever be proof of the existence of Jesus (e. g., a God):

So yes, I agree. There is no valid god hypothesis, so there can be no god evidence, so let’s stop pretending the believers have a shot at persuading us.

I’m not “pretending,” and I’m not really on board with P.Z. on this issue. Both Greta Christina and I have written about what sort of evidence would convince us of the existence of a divine celestial being. But maybe P.Z. is a tougher nut to crack. So here’s a challenge to him:

Ok, go ahead and read the challenge.

UPDATE: I knew the stuff about aliens would surface, but let’s be a bit more constructive here. If there’s any evidence that would convince you of God, please describe it. If there’s none, and you could never be convinced by anything that there’s a powerful supernatural being, or anything that’s reasonably God-like, do say so.

Prayer Warriors: let's surf to Professor Coyne's blog and let him have it!

I'll start here: what about the Virgin Birth! How could you possibly deny that this is proof?

Then we have the end times, which were signified by the election of Barack HUSSEIN Obama to the office of President of these (Christian) United States.

Yes, it was sad to see the Best President EVER (George W. Bush) leave office, but President Obama has given the wake up call for Christian Patriots everywhere to rise up and take this country back!

Who could doubt the miracle of the victory of this super patriot in the Republican primary?

We also had audience to the miracle of Speaking in Tongues, as evidenced here by the Prophetess Sarah Palin:

Top Threats to Our Country: Atheists and Yoga!

2010-10-08T22:06:00.007-04:00

I've been doing some serious thinking: exactly what is the biggest threat to our country? One of the big threats is atheism:

Will you look at this hussy? If you don't, I assure you that your man will...how DARE she threaten the virtue of our Christian men in this way!

But as bad as a threat to our society as she is, yoga is an even worse threat. Of course, our Godly men of the cloth are all over it:

A Southern Baptist leader who is calling for Christians to avoid yoga and its spiritual attachments is getting plenty of pushback from enthusiasts who defend the ancient practice.

Southern Baptist Seminary President Albert Mohler says the stretching and meditative discipline derived from Eastern religions is not a Christian pathway to God.

Mohler said he objects to "the idea that the body is a vehicle for reaching consciousness with the divine."

"That's just not Christianity," Mohler told The Associated Press.

Mohler said feedback has come through e-mail and comments on blogs and other websites since he wrote an essay to address questions about yoga he has heard for years.

"I'm really surprised by the depth of the commitment to yoga found on the part of many who identify as Christians," Mohler said.

Yoga fans say their numbers have been growing in the U.S. A 2008 study by the Yoga Journal put the number at 15.8 million, or nearly 7 percent of adults. About 6.7 percent of American adults are Southern Baptists, according to a 2007 survey by the Pew Research Center Forum on Religion & Public Life.

Mohler argued in his online essay last month that Christians who practice yoga "must either deny the reality of what yoga represents or fail to see the contradictions between their Christian commitments and their embrace of yoga."

He said his view is "not an eccentric Christian position."

But there is even more going on: the women who practice yoga are...well...sluts who are after the men who go to class!

Just look at them, wearing very tiny or very tight clothing and bending over each way (and here too):

Just look at it!

How are our (weak) Christian men supposed to stay pure if they watch this?

More things that Puzzle Harriet:

2010-10-08T08:41:00.002-04:00

Where is the joke? This fellow seems like a God Fearing Patriotic Republican to me!

Liberal Media Continue to Tout Republicans

2010-10-08T07:42:00.005-04:00

I have to admit, I don't understand why the Liberal media keeps shining the spotlight on Republicans, especially where the Republicans shine the most! Here are but a few examples:

That's right! We don't want any cultists in our party! Are you listening, Mitt Romney and Orrin Hatch?

And of course, we want to regulate homos:

In fact, if you aren't with us 100 percent, you are against us!

And we have THE BEST candidates!

Here is Christine O'Donnell

And an example of a serious scientist, Art Robinson (who doesn't fall for this global warming fallacy)

Liberals Confuse me!

2010-09-26T18:25:00.004-04:00

Yes, I expect the libs to back President Barack HUSSEIN Obama because all of the evil things that he has done beyond OBAMACARE, which does horrible things like not allowing the picked upon insurance companies to drop policy holders when they get sick.

But what I didn't expect is for the libs to end up touting Republican accomplishments and policies!

Note that the evil Professor Robert Reich (professor at California Berkeley...BERKELEY) shows how Republicans have improved our economy and made it more Godly:

The super-rich got even wealthier this year, and yet most of them are paying even fewer taxes to support the eduction, job training, and job creation of the rest of us. According to Forbes magazine's annual survey, just released, the combined net worth of the 400 richest Americans climbed 8% this year, to $1.37 trillion. Wealth rose for 217 members of the list, while 85 saw a decline.

Folks, that is as Godly as it gets! For Our Savior said:

12 Whoever has will be given more, and he will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken from him.
Matthew 13: 12

I've never seen a better description of Republican policies than that!

But then the liberals continue to make the case for conservatives!

Rep. Alan Grayson (Demoncrat, FL-8) talks about the Godly, Biblical views of his Republican opponent:

And then the Godly Republican running for the Delaware Senate seat gets a boost from Bill Maher?

Liberal Maureen Dowd talks a bit more about this:

The comedian has a soft spot for the sweet-faced Republican Senate candidate from Delaware, but as he told me on Friday, it’s “powerful stupid to think primate evolution could happen fast enough to observe it. That’s bacteria.

“I find it so much more damaging than the witch stuff because she could be in a position to make decisions about scientific issues, like global warming and stem cells, and she thinks primate evolution can happen in a week and mice have human brains.”

In the Republican primary, O’Donnell beat Congressman Mike Castle, who had the temerity to support stem-cell research and acknowledge global warming. O’Donnell’s numbers are dropping, while Castle is still beating the Democratic candidate, Chris Coons, by almost 20 points in a theoretical matchup.

In 2007, O’Donnell frantically warned Bill O’Reilly, “American scientific companies are crossbreeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.”

The field of human-animal experiments is dubbed “chimera” research, named for the she-monster in Greek mythology that has a lion’s head, a goat’s body and a serpent’s tail.

Why are the liberals talking up Republican candidates and positions?

Well I DECLARE

2010-09-11T21:38:00.002-04:00

Their software is whacked!

Text analysis

thegoodkentuckian.blogspot.com is probably written by a male somewhere between 66-100 years old. The writing style is personal and upset most of the time.

Gender

Age

Mood

Tonality

The analysis is based upon 18 posts that has enough English words.

Book Burning for Jesus!

2010-09-10T14:33:00.009-04:00

Well, that preacher that wants to burn some Korans really raised a ruckus, didn't he?

Even the atheists got into it!

Now Little Ol' Harriet isn't opposed to a good old fashioned book burning; that is the kind of thing that makes Jesus smile!

But you know, I am not so sure that the Koran ought to be the books that we burn. After all, the radical Muslims ain't all crazy!

They hate homosexuals, they keep women in their place and they don't tolerate atheism or apostasy

So the Muslims have their good points, even if our friends at Republican Faith Chat disagree just a bit.

So, which books should we burn? Well, here is a short list:
ANY book by Richard Dawkins, Jerry Coyne, Carl Zimmer, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Stephen Hawking, Douglas Futuyma, Christopher Hitchens, Daniel Dennett, Sam Harris, Paul Krugman, Robert Reich and, of course, Barack HUSSEIN Obama!

Feel free to provide your own suggestions!