A Godly Prophetess warns Japan and US Atheists!

I can't say how this makes me feel: there are Godly Patriots still left in these United States!

Now only if we could get rid of our own atheists....it isn't as if they do anything that important.

Jesus Punishes Japan!

Our Friends in the Christ at Republican Faith Chat have noted that Jesus is punishing Japan, probably for not being a Christian nation.

Others God Fearing American Patriots have noted that Japan is being punished for Pearl Harbor.



(from here)

They have a point; after all it isn't as if Japan has suffered from anything since Pearl Harbor and Pearl Harbor was a mere 69 years ago. So a current 80 year old would have been 11 at that time! It is certainly their fault and Jesus knows it!

But I suspect there is something more going on. Note that the liberals have been talking about...socialist government as if it were a good thing:

Hidden inside the skeletons of high-rise towers, extra steel bracing, giant rubber pads and embedded hydraulic shock absorbers make modern Japanese buildings among the sturdiest in the world during a major earthquake. And all along the Japanese coast, tsunami warning signs, towering seawalls and well-marked escape routes offer some protection from walls of water.

These precautions, along with earthquake and tsunami drills that are routine for every Japanese citizen, show why Japan is the best-prepared country in the world for the twin disasters of earthquake and tsunami — practices that undoubtedly saved lives, though the final death toll is unknown.

In Japan, where earthquakes are far more common than they are in the United States, the building codes have long been much more stringent on specific matters like how much a building may sway during a quake.

Well, maybe THAT is the real reason Jesus punished Japan: Jesus hates socialism and big government! Maybe if they hadn't been so socialist, Jesus would have spared them?

The Republicans are taking no chances; they are doing away with such socialist measures:

The budget, which proposed about $60 billion in budget cuts, would slash funding for the National Weather Service and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA). That would potentially cripple the effectiveness of the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center in Hawaii, which issued a series of warnings over the past several days regarding the situation in Japan, where an 8.9 magnitude earthquake triggered a massive tsunami along the nation's east coast. (The PTWC is a part of the National Weather Service, which falls under the umbrella of NOAA - the organization responsible for providing tsunami warnings in the U.S.)

You see? The Republicans know enough to not anger Jesus to begin with!

Atheist Evolutionists Just Don't Get it!

Dr. Jerry Coyne is one of the top atheists/evolutionists out there. He has a best selling book on EVIL-loution



(whatever you do, do NOT go here and order that Satanic book!)

Given that he is some fancy-pants professor of EVIL-loutionary biology at the high-brow University of Chicago, it isn't a surprise that he denies the OBVIOUS FACT that everything was made 6000 years ago by The Almighty.

So now he is all confused...about ants. Question: when ants return to their nests, they tend to walk a "shortest distance" path (a "geodesic" if you will). Now why is that? He gets all overboard with fancy-pants science, math and stuff:

If you’re into ants—and who isn’t?—you can’t do better than follow biologist Alex Wild’s excellent blog Myrmecos (the study of ants is called “myrmecology”). It’s one of the best taxon-specific blogs around.

Alex doesn’t like to deal with creationists, but made an exception when Intelligent Design (ID) advocate William Dembski started making pronouncements on ants. Noting that ants tend to take the shortest path between colony entrances (they also do this when travelling between a colony entrance and a food source), Dembski, writing on February 18 at the ID site Uncommon Descent, pronounced this feat inexplicable by natural selection (ergo Jesus):

Now he goes into some incomprehensible argument...this makes my head hurt....but you might see that here.

Sir, there is a simple explanation: JESUS LOVES THE LITTLE ANTS!!!!!
Why is that so hard to understand??? Why does Jesus love the little ants? Why, because he loves these little critters!



So remember that: if you want to understand why something in nature works the way that it does, it is because Jesus loves all of his creatures!

Another example:

Proof that EVIL-loution is truly SATANIC!!!!!

We know how the evil scientists are always trying to fill up our children's heads with horrible nonsensical ideas such as EVIL-loution.

Well, now the scientists themselves are all but admitting that evolution is a truly SATANIC process:

Those spots help this fish get oral sex.

As is the case in many fish species, the sight of a brightly coloured male somehow triggers females with ripe eggs to start releasing them. But in cichlids, there is a twist. Females hold their eggs in their mouths and incubate them there after fertilisation - a behaviour that is thought to have evolved to protect the eggs from predators.

As soon as a female has spawned her eggs, she collects them up in her mouth. Normally, sperm released into the water by a male nearby will then fertilise the eggs.

But males of certain cichlid species in east Africa have evolved a way to increase the odds that females take up their sperm. Oval yellow markings resembling the eggs are found on the anal or pelvic fins. When a female approaches the male, she thinks she sees an egg on its fin, so tries to vacuum it up in her mouth - and get a mouthful of sperm from the canny male in the process.

Oh please Lord, save us from such sin! There are those of us who are weak and struggling and they certainly don't need to be exposed to such sinful concepts as the one talked about above!

Poor June Gordon ,who I think is shown below:


Clearly she is nearing sin in this state! We must remind her and others like her that she is a Child of the Living God and not no relative of some urine bathing monkey:

(PhysOrg.com) -- Male capuchin monkeys have been observed to urinate on their hands and then rub the urine vigorously into their fur, and now a new study by scientists in Texas suggests the behavior signals their availability to females, and the females find the smell of the urine-soaked fur attractive.