Whew! I knew that President Obama was doing terrible things to our economy

(of course, "down" is good in this graph, right?)
But now we see the real harm he is causing!
First, one of the most reliable news sources in the nation (other than God's own news network, Fox News), reported that thanks to President Barack HUSSEIN Obama's decision to NOT defend the Godly DOMA (Defense of Marriage Act), gays are now running amok:
WASHINGTON—Reports continue to pour in from around the nation today of helpless Americans being forcibly taken from their marital unions after President Obama dropped the Defense of Marriage Act earlier this week, leaving the institution completely vulnerable to roving bands of homosexuals. "It was just awful—they smashed through our living room window, one of them said 'I've had my eye on you, Roger,' and then they dragged my husband off kicking and screaming," said Cleveland-area homemaker Rita Ellington, one of the latest victims whose defenseless marriage was overrun by the hordes of battle-ready gays that had been clambering at the gates of matrimony since the DOMA went into effect in 1996. "Oh dear God, why did they remove the protection provided by this vital piece of legislation? My children! What will I tell my children?" A video communique was sent to the media late yesterday from what appears to be the as-yet unidentified leader of the gay marauders, who, adorned in terrifying warpaint, announced "Richard Dickson of Ames, Iowa. We're coming for you next. Put on something nice.
My goodness, what do we do????
But then...first came the 12 million Mexicans. Now come 100 million MUSLIMS!!!
The more you dig in, the more it makes sense! After all, Obama KNEW that he was going to be President in 2008 when he wrote this book in the mid 1990's:

Busted!!!
For more patriotic undercover research, see how MUSLIMS are coming to America to have terror babies!

