December 1, 2011

My Identity Revealed!

Hello children,

As I done promised y'all, I am ready to reveal my true identity.

Before I do so, however, I want to tell you all just how disappointed I am in ALL of you!

As evidenced [HERE] (post #'s 15 and 17) and [HERE] (post #47), it's obvious y'all still ain't figured out my real identity on your own, despite some very obvious clues I done already left...like [HERE] (post #48):


Posted by The Good Kentuckian October 12, 2011
           
Heavens to Betsy! Apparently, I am a woman with Multiple Personality Disorder!

It's got so bad, I done lost count of the number people I'm SUPPOSED to be!

Can you help me, Dasvedanya hon? I stopped counting after seven.

Also, would you be a dear and please point out where I, "thrive on penning false accusations on others and twist the truth."

After all sweetie, it ought not be that difficult seeing as everything I posted is open to anyone willing to read the Google or my blog http://thegoodkentuckian.blogspot.com/

And unlike SOME people (Jeanine Sloan), my Face books is open to EVERYBODY (no blocking neither!).


-Norma Jean (or is it the Vanmeters, one or both the Buchholzs, Trudi Johnston, Barbara Murray, Theresa Bennet, Jennifer Harrison, "President" Barack HUSSEIN Obama, or Chaz Bono?)

P.S. I done offered one hint as to my identity (see my profile picture on my Face books), but I reckon I underestimated the intelligence of my good friends.

So here's one more hint for y'all: Jeanine Sloan and I done got a friend in common both at the L.I.F.E. House and at the Kentucky Housing Corporation.

Now if'n that ain't enough to narrow down your suspect list, then maybe you ought get off the computer and tell your mommy; a child your age don't need to be on the internets unsupervised!

I declare! I would expect that type of empty-headed nonsense from FOX News' resident retard, but not from rational, supposed intelligent individuals!

Apparently, I done overestimated y'alls capacity for coherent thought!

But of all y'all out there, the one lass what disappointed me most is my good friend, Saint Jeanine Mobley Sloan!

Jeanine, honey child, while these here thugs, ninnies and crankheads hopped up on goofballs was busy accusing every Tom, Dick, and Harry of being my alter ego, you done concentrated on impersonating me and attacking folks you was convinced were posting as me [HERE]!

Just so you know: IT'S NOT PERSONAL, but I always knew you wasn't the brightest Crayon in the box!

And that's OK! 

The Good Lord in His infinite wisdom done deemed that some of us - like yourself - can do no better than become the hewers of wood and drawers of water.

But don't you worry none, honey! I STILL will support your campaign for FCHS president [HERE]!

Anyhow, here's Part I of My Confession:

I, Norma Jean Hatfield-McCoy, am not the product of just one individual! 


No, siree Bob! 

I am the creation of a committee!

I done alluded to it before, you LibTURDS! In case you done forgot, see above.

Children, I am ALL of these people...and more!

Once a month we all meet at the Mariott in Louisville for a conference/party, and plan out the following month's posts. 

Then we farm out assignments to them what volunteer!

Course, we got some folks more qualified to meet the demands of this here task.

Accordingly, I am going to divide the list of contributors according to post frequency.

Platinum Club
(100+ Posts):
- Maureen Dowd

- Jennifer Harrison
- Theresa Masters
- Charles Riggs

Gold Club (50+ Posts):

- Carl Bernstein
- Gary and Robin Buchholz 
- Richie Farmer
- Barbara Murray
- Jane Quire
- Theresa Bennet 

Silver Club (25+ Posts):
- Chaz Bono
- Christy Boone
- Stephanie Bramblett
- Jack Conway 
- Josh Cromer
- Dolph Lundgren
- Mike Nolan  
- Troy and Holly VanMeter
- Tommy Wiseau 

Bronze Club (Up to 10 Posts): 
- Gillian Anderson
- John Y. Brown III- Chiranjeevi- Rachel Duval-Shaw - Kamal Haasan- Del Hagy- Floyd Hockensmith- Trudi Johnston - Sam Marcus
- Tony Menechella
- Nas
- Sam Neill
- JK Rowling
- Heather Singleton
- Kevin Sorbo
- Kristy Standifer
- Kathy and Nancy Wilson

And that's it, children!

Lord Almighty, but it sure does feel good to get that off my chest!


 -Norma Jean

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