Haters Gonna Hate!

Hello children,

I swanny if'n they ain't a whole mess of DEMONIC LIEberals out there who are putting a whole mess of EVIL hexes on good Christian women!

The latest victim of said DEVIL vexing is none other than Frankfort's very own saint, [JEANINE SLOAN]!

That's right, y'all, the forces of darkness continue to plague our city's version of St. Francis with EVIL threats and demands!

Why, in the last week alone I done got over a dozen emails from folks swearing they is going to report Saint Jeanine to her superiors just cause she been using state resources in her rescue work [HERE]!

Well I hate to burst your bubbles, LIBTURDS, but I'm pretty sure there ain't no law against that!

Shitfire, just to prove to y'all how petty these [YKW] is being, I decided to call the Commonwealth's [Office of Technology] myself to let THEM know they ought ignore any phone calls from these nattering nabobs of negativity! 

Jeanine must be mighty popular with them folks over at the Office of Technology cause the lass there, [Janet Lile], told me she was well acquainted with her in regards to previous incidents.

She thanked me for bringing it to her attention and said that she would see to it that this matter was resolved quick and proper like...which I assume is bureaucratese meaning that she would ensure that Saint Jeanine will continue to be exempt from following the state's "Internet and Electronic Mail Acceptable Use Policy" [HERE]. 

Now that there done took a burden off my shoulders!

And the news just gets better!

Behold the agenda for the [FCHS] Board of Directors meeting this coming Saturday:

Board Meeting Announcement!

You are invited to attend the next regularly scheduled meeting of the Board of Directors of the Franklin County Humane Society this Saturday, December 17, 2011, at 10:00 a.m. at Hope Lutheran Church, 1251 Louisville Road.

AGENDA

Welcome and Call to Order - Meeting of the Whole

Board Member Introductions

Motion to amend the by-laws

Motion to elect a slate of officers

President, Vice President Comments

Shelter Manager's Report

Ex-Officios' Report

Treasurers Report

Standing Committees

Finance Committee

Policy & Procedures Committee

Inactive Committees: Fundraising, Membership, Public Relations

Ad-hoc Committees

By-laws Committee

Nominating Committee

Old Business

Rescind Article VIII

SNIP and Wellness Clinics

Reinstatement of members

Thrift Store

New Business

Membership motion proposals

FCHSky.org domain and website

Board Gift to Donor

Meeting adjourned

Glory! Glory Hallelujah! Jeanine's plan is at last coming to fruition!

Did y'all miss that?

Reinstatement of members

God is great, indeed! My good friends Mike Nolan and Sam Marcus have at last seen the light and decided to reinstate the memberships of Saint Jeanine, Tony Menechella and Christy Burton!

Course, if'n you been reading my blog this here whole time (as every good Christian should!), this wouldn't come as no great surprise!

Praise Jesus! Step one is nigh at hand, and it's only a matter of time before Saint Jeanine is re-elected to her seat on the Board of Directors!

After that it's a simple matter of her getting elected Board President, then rehiring Animal Savior [Diann Wellman] as Franklin County's Animal Shelter Director!

With God as my witness, this county's animal shelter WILL return to an 80% euthanasia rate!

Jeanine COMMANDS it!

-Norma Jean