Saturday, December 25

A Christmas Message

Hello Children,

Once again, I reckon an apology is in order; I just took a gander at this here blog and seen that I ain't wrote nothing in a coon's age! That ain't to say I need proffer no apology for the dearth of updates lately (I ain't owe nobody nothing! I'll post when I damn well please and you'll like it!).

I owe y'all a mea culpa cause the world needs to hear the wisdom I got to impart, and I been a mite irresponsible in withholding it.

That being said, I am sorely vexed that I been otherwise occupied of late.

Lord Almighty if'n that ain't an understatement! Truth is I been busier than a Jew at a money counting contest!

Besides the volunteer work I do at the hospital (calling ICE on dad-blame illegal wetbacks what are seeking our services), for the past few months I been incognito, attending the local negro college, Kentucky State University.

I'll clue y'all in later on the reasons why, but suffice it to say I done finished finals just a couple weeks ago and just been recuperating.

Anyhow, I just want to thank good Sister Harriet for keeping up this here blog in my absence. I'll try and post a little more often that I have of late, but ain't gonna make no promises.

So here's a toast to celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

And for them of you out there who is Jew or A-rab or Chinamen, I say you best get to accepting our loving Father into your heart, for He will surely cast you into a lake of burning fire forever and ever.


-Norma Jean