Sunday, September 26

Liberals Confuse me!



Yes, I expect the libs to back President Barack HUSSEIN Obama because all of the evil things that he has done beyond OBAMACARE, which does horrible things like not allowing the picked upon insurance companies to drop policy holders when they get sick.

But what I didn't expect is for the libs to end up touting Republican accomplishments and policies!

Note that the evil Professor Robert Reich (professor at California Berkeley...BERKELEY) shows how Republicans have improved our economy and made it more Godly:
The super-rich got even wealthier this year, and yet most of them are paying even fewer taxes to support the eduction, job training, and job creation of the rest of us. According to Forbes magazine's annual survey, just released, the combined net worth of the 400 richest Americans climbed 8% this year, to $1.37 trillion. Wealth rose for 217 members of the list, while 85 saw a decline.


Folks, that is as Godly as it gets! For Our Savior said:
12 Whoever has will be given more, and he will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken from him.
Matthew 13: 12


I've never seen a better description of Republican policies than that!

But then the liberals continue to make the case for conservatives!

Rep. Alan Grayson (Demoncrat, FL-8) talks about the Godly, Biblical views of his Republican opponent:


And then the Godly Republican running for the Delaware Senate seat gets a boost from Bill Maher?



Liberal Maureen Dowd talks a bit more about this:
The comedian has a soft spot for the sweet-faced Republican Senate candidate from Delaware, but as he told me on Friday, it’s “powerful stupid to think primate evolution could happen fast enough to observe it. That’s bacteria.

“I find it so much more damaging than the witch stuff because she could be in a position to make decisions about scientific issues, like global warming and stem cells, and she thinks primate evolution can happen in a week and mice have human brains.”

In the Republican primary, O’Donnell beat Congressman Mike Castle, who had the temerity to support stem-cell research and acknowledge global warming. O’Donnell’s numbers are dropping, while Castle is still beating the Democratic candidate, Chris Coons, by almost 20 points in a theoretical matchup.

In 2007, O’Donnell frantically warned Bill O’Reilly, “American scientific companies are crossbreeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.”

The field of human-animal experiments is dubbed “chimera” research, named for the she-monster in Greek mythology that has a lion’s head, a goat’s body and a serpent’s tail.


Why are the liberals talking up Republican candidates and positions?

Saturday, September 11

Well I DECLARE





Their software is whacked!

Text analysis

thegoodkentuckian.blogspot.com is probably written by a male somewhere between 66-100 years old. The writing style is personal and upset most of the time.

Age

Pie chart that shows the Age, 13-17 2%, 18-25 7%, 26-35 8%, 36-50 10%, 51-65 30%, 66-100 43%
The analysis is based upon 18 posts that has enough English words.

Friday, September 10

Book Burning for Jesus!




Well, that preacher that wants to burn some Korans really raised a ruckus, didn't he?

Even the atheists got into it!

Now Little Ol' Harriet isn't opposed to a good old fashioned book burning; that is the kind of thing that makes Jesus smile!



But you know, I am not so sure that the Koran ought to be the books that we burn. After all, the radical Muslims ain't all crazy!

They hate homosexuals, they keep women in their place and they don't tolerate atheism or apostasy



So the Muslims have their good points, even if our friends at Republican Faith Chat disagree just a bit.

So, which books should we burn? Well, here is a short list:
ANY book by Richard Dawkins, Jerry Coyne, Carl Zimmer, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Stephen Hawking, Douglas Futuyma, Christopher Hitchens, Daniel Dennett, Sam Harris, Paul Krugman, Robert Reich and, of course, Barack HUSSEIN Obama!












Feel free to provide your own suggestions!

Tuesday, September 7

Jesus Shuts Up Another Slut!



Yes, just look at this spandex clad temptress...just walking around with little spandex clothes just a-clinging to her body.

You know women like these just drive Satan into the hearts of our good Christian men (except for, say, Rev. Haggard or Senator Craig)

Well, finally, Jesus decided to shut one of these little sluts up:



Praise Jesus!

Sunday, September 5

A Jew and a Mormon get something right!



Ok, both of these fellers are abound for the FLAMES OF HELL because they ain't Christian. Beck is a member of a cult (Mormon) and the Rabbi is an unrepentant Christ killer. But they got one thing right:



Them atheists are PARASITES! They just live off of society and contribute nothing!

In fact, Godly states like South Carolina won't even let them be University Presidents:
In 1976, the Code of Laws of South Carolina were written. Among other things, it discusses the University of South Carolina and how it should be run… Section 59-117-100 is particularly interesting:

President shall not be atheist or infidel.

The board of trustees shall take care that the president of the University shall not be an atheist or infidel.




I mean, what have atheists ever done for the good of society anyway, and why would they be qualified to be part of a university?

Saturday, September 4

Scientists are so silly! EVIL-loution and not needing God!



You know, the scientists get sillier by the day. Guess what they are using to study EVIL-loution? Lizard eggs!

http://richarddawkins.net/articles/510637-evolution-in-action-lizard-moving-from-eggs-to-live-birth

Thanks to TheRationalizer for the link


A yellow-bellied three-toed skink carrying embryos, visible as light orbs inside its body.

Evolution has been caught in the act, according to scientists who are decoding how a species of Australian lizard is abandoning egg-laying in favor of live birth.

Along the warm coastal lowlands of New South Wales (map), the yellow-bellied three-toed skink lays eggs to reproduce. But individuals of the same species living in the state's higher, colder mountains are almost all giving birth to live young.

Only two other modern reptiles—another skink species and a European lizard—use both types of reproduction. (Related: "Virgin Birth Expected at Christmas—By Komodo Dragon.")

Evolutionary records shows that nearly a hundred reptile lineages have independently made the transition from egg-laying to live birth in the past, and today about 20 percent of all living snakes and lizards give birth to live young only.

(See "Oldest Live-Birth Fossil Found; Fish Had Umbilical Cord.")

But modern reptiles that have live young provide only a single snapshot on a long evolutionary time line, said study co-author James Stewart, a biologist at East Tennessee State University. The dual behavior of the yellow-bellied three-toed skink therefore offers scientists a rare opportunity.

"By studying differences among populations that are in different stages of this process, you can begin to put together what looks like the transition from one [birth style] to the other."
You've got to be kidding me! Lizard eggs! Listen you no-common sense scientists: the second group of lizards changed how they used their eggs because Jesus wanted it to be that way! Why is it so hard to understand?

Now another scientist is trying to say that The Almighty wasn't needed to create the universe.



Ha ha ha ha! How crazy is that! Who are you going to believe: someone who scribbles a bunch of incomprehensible mathematics or Jesus? Easy call!


I beseech you to take the scientists seriously; everywhere they are trying to spread their heresies (such as here). Once you start learning science, you'll start questioning your faith and end up doing things like denying that Sarah Palin is perhaps the best (female) candidate ever! You'll start wondering if Jesus really designed it all just for us:



Fight back against the scientists!

Thursday, September 2