Fox News Uncovers Obama Admin. Complicity in Gitmo Detainee Buttsex! Ragheads Rejoice as They're Treated to Spa Treatments at Taxpayer Expense!

Hello Children,

I declare, but where would this great country be without them honest, God-fearing, patriotic, non-partisan REAL Americans over there at Fox News?

We sure enough can’t count on the LIBERAL MAINSTREAM MEDIA to do its job no more!

Case in point:



God bless you, Brian Kilmeade!

That sort of righteous indignation is just what this country needs to reform not just
Guantanamo Bay, but our entire prison system!

Like good patriot Brian, I am APPALLED that the Uyghur population done got access to a Nintendo Wii! Just cause they was cleared of all wrongdoing by the Bush administration (George W. Bush, the best president EVER!) don’t mean that we got to be accommodating to them in any way! I say that if there ain’t no country what wants them, then they DESERVE to be locked up forever, innocent or no! *

And can somebody with a brain (which excludes you Libs LOL!) please explain to me why them other detainees is allowed to watch television and read books?!

Or why they’re even allowed OUTSIDE THEIR CELLS?!

I’m sure one you LibTARDS will tell me that providing prisoners with such distractions is a good way to fend off boredom, helping to ensure the safety of both prisoners and guards.

To you I say: WHO CARES?!

I sure enough don’t give two hoots about no inmates in prison (in the US or Gitmo); if’n they was innocent, they wouldn’t BE in prison, now would they?

Far as I’m concerned, you can lock them ALL up and throw away the key! I mean that literally; once that cell door closes, it ought never again be opened (except to haul out their dead, rotting carcasses)!

And who ever said that guarding prisoners should be a risk-free occupation anyhow? I don’t care if it’s civilian prison guards or American troops, they SHOULD fear for their lives every minute of every day!

To do anything less risks them getting soft, which might in turn lead them to view the prisoners as:

HUMAN BEINGS!!

That just chills me down to my Republican bones!


-Norma Jean

* You ask me, they done got two strikes against them anyhow: they’re Chinamen AND Moslem Ragheads! If’n that don’t quality them for life imprisonment, I don’t know what does!