Hello Children,
It ain’t very often no more that us REAL Americans (i.e. Christian Republicans) get news to gladden our hearts and buoy our spirits. (I mean, besides the knowledge that at the Rapture us peaceful, loving Christians will look down upon the sinners ROASTING IN HELL, and taunt them MERCILESSLY!
But I declare if’n this don’t warm ol’ Norma Jean’s heart just a mite:
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Glory! Glory, Hallelujah!
God bless the militia movement!
I reckon all you doubting Thomases out there owe us a great big apology!
Us ULTRA-REAL Americans (i.e. Christian Republican militiamen…and militiawomen) was at the battlefront YEARS afore y’all ever decided to join us!
Y’all was too busy calling us “crazy” and “delusional” whenever we warned you about the coming NEW WORLD ORDER; y’all was looking at us askance whenever we preached that the END IS NEAR; it was y’all who got embarrassed whenever we exposed FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS!
Well who looks like ignorant fools now?
Anyhow, now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country! Now we must mobilize!
But a word of warning, my fellow patriotic warriors in Christ: we got to be a mite circumspect when discussing our strategy.
“President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama is busily assembling his own BROWN SHIRT Army, and he won’t hesitate to preemptively destroy our FIRST AMENDMENT rights if’n we give him provocation!
We got to be sly!
For example, I sure do hope that SOMEONE don’t COME BY THE ESTATE TONIGHT and PICK UP all them boxes of illegal PLASTIQUE EXPLOSIVES what are just inexplicably sitting out in front of the gates.
Yessir, it would be a dadblame shame if somebody were to, I don’t know, PLACE said EXPLOSIVES under the CARS OF DEMOCRATS here in Kentucky!
Yep; that would be might terrible! I pray that nobody done FOLLOW DEMOCRATS HOME, for the purpose of BREAKing IN, and BLUDGEON THEIR FAMILIES TO DEATH with busts of RONALD REAGAN!
Lord Jesus, wouldn’t it be a terrible thing were somebody to get to the UNLOCKED GUN CABINET located inside the UNLOCKED GUEST HOUSE at the SOUTHWEST CORNER of my ESTATE, take my .50 cal SNIPER RIFLES, and GO SLAUGHTER every DEMOCRAT they find?!
Just a word for you DEMONcrats out there: when the bullets start flying, just you remember that it’s us Republicans who have been protecting American traditions while YOU resorted to ILLEGAL and UNCONSTITUTIONAL measures (like MAJORITY RULE) to further your EXTREMIST AGENDA!
WE’RE the ones calling for SECESSION and VIOLENT MOBS because – unlike YOU who seek to DIVIDE – WE believe in the UNITED States of America!
Just not the DAMNED YANKEE states!
Y’all can go straight to HELL!
Oh, while you're there, say “hello” to the original northern aggressor ol’ Honest Abe for me as y’all burn forever and ever!
-Norma Jean
EDIT: Good American patriot, Eric Cantor, done metaphorically socks the DEMONcrats in the dadblame mouth {Here}!
If’n the pantywaist Libs don’t want to be terrorized no more, then they ought shut their dadblame pie holes! It’s like they’re just ASKING to be attacked!
EDIT 2: Good American patriot, Eric Cantor, releases press statement {Here} to call attention to the UNPROVOKED attack on his office!
Spread the word, children! We must let the world know of this INJUSTICE, which has been stoked by all that EXTREMIST Lib rhetoric claiming that Republicans are SECRET ISLAMO-FASCIST COMMUNISTS!
I swanny! How can anyone believe such CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIES?!
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Killing a dog is a graver offense : Six Coward Terrorist kicked a man to death and are as free as birds - Police Obstruction of Justice, Corruption, Extortion - Redneck Orgy of Satisfaction
Last news from Shenandoah Pennsylvania :
Luis Ramirez, a small man, was killed by Six Football Players, in Shenandoah Pennsylvania in July 2008. He did not provoke them, it was a racist murder.
"While the men yelled racial epithets at Ramirez, they punched and kicked his head and body so severely that he lay foaming at the mouth with two skull fractures.
Once Ramirez was on the ground he was continually kicked until brain matter leaked from his skull."
Please read the Hate Comments of people that write to the "Republican Herald" .... It seems that the Six Coward Perpetrators should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize ... They have become heroes for many people in Shenandoah Pennsylvania as many racist meetings and demonstrations attest this fact.
Those comments and many others in other Forums are a Redneck Orgy of Satisfaction !
The Happy times when Racism no longer exists !
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