I reckon y’all have heard by now the horrible, disastrous news {Here}:
Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh remained hospitalized in Hawaii on Thursday after experiencing chest pains similar to a heart attack, according to the guest host on his nationally syndicated radio show.
Limbaugh was rushed to a Honolulu hospital Wednesday during a vacation. The news stunned Dittoheads and Feminazis alike.
Guest host Walter E. Williams described Limbaugh's pains as similar to the feeling of a "heart attack coming on." But Williams said doctors haven't confirmed whether the 58-year-old had a heart attack, and more exams were planned Thursday.
"Rush continues to rest very comfortably in a hospital in Honolulu," Williams said. "He had a comfortable night and he's getting good medical attention."
Williams, an economics professor at George Mason University, already was scheduled to fill in Thursday while Limbaugh was on vacation.
Kit Carson, Limbaugh's chief of staff, told the Associated Press Limbaugh left for his Christmas vacation Dec. 23 and was due to return to his show Jan. 4. Carson didn't have any information on whether that schedule would change.
Limbaugh broadcasts from his mansion in Palm Beach, Fla.
Poor, poor American patriot Rush Limbaugh done been poisoned and/or negro voodoo-hexed by “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama!
Them LIBERAL news outlets can go on and on all they want that Rush suffered some sort of “chest pains”, but us REAL Americans (i.e. Christian Republicans) know the truth!
Does anybody what got a thinking brain (which excludes any Demo(N)crat LIEberal elitist, LOL) think it’s a coincidence that Barack HUSSEIN Obama was “vacationing” in Hawaii the same time good ol’ Rush was?
Don’t be disheartened though, children! This here is a blessing in disguise!
Y’all don’t need to be praying for Rush’s recovery; now is the time to pray that he DON’T recover!
Now is the time to pray that Rush DIES in Hawaii!
Now don’t y’all go thinking that ol’ Norma Jean done took leave of her senses! Y’all got to understand; the Lord is strong with Rush. If Barack HUSSEIN Obama strikes him down, Rush will only be more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
Shitfire, y’all! I wouldn’t be surprised to see ol’ Rush sweeping down from heaven atop the pale horse when Jesus returns (12/21/2012, just so you know)!
So go on, Barack HUSSEIN Obama! Just you go on and finish your evil negro voodoo curse and KILL Rush Limbaugh!
Cause it won’t be long ‘till he returns with Jesus to return the favor!
Yep, yep; I know, y’all! You ain’t heard from me in a coon's age.
Well truth be told, I been doing some volunteering for Rep. Henry Brown, working in the name of the Lord against the EVIL LIBERALS what are dead set in destroying CHRISTMAS!
Rep. Henry Brown of South Carolina and 74 Republican co-sponsors in the U.S. House of Representatives actually wants Congress to pass a resolution condemning people for saying "Happy Holidays" rather than "Merry Christmas."
The religious meaning of Christmas is serious to Brown. In an explanation of his resolution to the Christian Broadcast Network, Brown noted that, "we're in a troubled world," so "we can't lose sight of our deep faith by some how or another diminishing the value of Christmas."
The main threat to Christmas, Brown contents, is the use of the term "happy holidays" rather than an emphasis on "Christ and Christmas."
He continues in an interview with Fox News:
BROWN: We forget the real meaning of Christmas by using "happy holidays" or "joy to the seasons" or some other word rather than "Merry Christmas." [...]
Every year, more and more people are shying away from "Merry Christmas" and using "happy holidays" or some other means of expressing this special time for us.
And of course, he's using this as an attack on Obama:
Indeed, Brown has even attempted to use his resolution as a jab against President Obama. Declaring that the Obamas' holiday card doesn't mention Christmas, Brown said, "I believe that sending a Christmas card without referencing a holiday and its purpose limits the Christmas celebration in favor of a more 'politically correct' holiday." Brown's fight to preserve Christmas and shun "happy holidays" has earned him the title of "patriot" from noted culture warrior Bill O'Reilly.
However, Brown's 2008 December newsletter wished a "happy holiday" to his constituents for the "holiday season." Although the newsletter had a link to the White House Christmas tree website, it made no other mention of Christ or Christmas. (Click here for a screenshot) And as Slate's Chris Beam has observed, Brown didn't introduce his resolution last year, even though President Bush's 2008 holiday card didn't mention Christmas either.
This kind of stupidity should not only be painful, it should invite some particularly painful kind of testicular cancer as a karmic reward for polluting the world with such irrelevant bullshit. It reminds me of those demagogic morons in Congress who promptly renamed french fries "freedom fries" after the war in Iraq started and France would not support our invasion. Anyone who supports such an idiotic proposal should be immediately barred not only from holding public office but from voting in any election as well.
If you think this is the kind of inane bullshit Congress should be doing, you just go back to making the "freedom fries," Skippy, and let the rest of us make the decisions around here.
Sweet merciful Jesus in Heaven! God bless you, Republican Congress! Blessings on you, fellow Warriors in Christ!
The only complaint I got against this here righteous call to arms is that it don’t go far enough!
Us REAL Americans (i.e. Christian Repblicans) shouldn’t just get to condemn heretics, we ought be given the power to put ‘em down if’n they don’t convert!
But I reckon this here condemnation will have to do for now.
So the next time you’re out and about, and you see two conniving Jews wishing each other “Happy Hanukkah”; or you done eye two negroes telling each other, “Kwanzaa”, just remember what the GOP requires of you:
Run up to them Godless heathens and shout, “JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON! YOU’RE GOING TO HELL FOR HATING CHRIST AND AMERICA!!”
After all, where would these other holidays be if’n not for Christmas?
Each Christmas, Christians tell stories about the poor baby Jesus born in a lowly manger because there was no room in the inn.
But the Rev. C. Thomas Anderson, senior pastor of the Living Word Bible Church in Mesa, Arizona, preaches a version of the Christmas story that says baby Jesus wasn't so poor after all.
Anderson says Jesus couldn't have been poor because he received lucrative gifts -- gold, frankincense and myrrh -- at birth. Jesus had to be wealthy because the Roman soldiers who crucified him gambled for his expensive undergarments. Even Jesus' parents, Mary and Joseph, lived and traveled in style, he says.
"Mary and Joseph took a Cadillac to get to Bethlehem because the finest transportation of their day was a donkey," says Anderson. "Poor people ate their donkey. Only the wealthy used it as transportation."
Many Christians see Jesus as the poor, itinerant preacher who had "no place to lay his head." But as Christians gather around the globe this year to celebrate the birth of Jesus, another group of Christians are insisting that Jesus' beginnings weren't so humble.
They say that Jesus was never poor -- and neither should his followers be. Their claim is embedded in the doctrine known as the prosperity gospel, which holds that God rewards the faithful with financial prosperity and spiritual gifts.
True, later in this article, you'll have other misguided libs saying that Jesus was poor...but we know that he wasn't since he gave His Divine Blessing to the Greatest President Ever: George W. Bush!
Now go out and use that charity check to buy that new TV! Don't let yourself be oppressed by those kill-joy libs! Remember that Jesus wants you to have that tax break and doesn't want THEM to have health insurance!
If Noah’s Ark has been sitting on a mountain somewhere in the Middle East for a few millennia, a few more months of waiting are a small price to pay, at least for Randall Price.
Price, who heads Liberty University’s Center For Judaic Studies, talked in January about his planned two-season expedition into Turkey, with the hopes of finding the Biblical artifact. He arrived in Turkey over the summer.
But Price said since then, he’s faced pressure from a political group in Turkey that is forcing him to keep his excursion very hush-hush.
“There’s not a lot (regarding Noah’s Ark) that I can say,” Price said, but he went on to give some basic details of what he plans to do next August, as the expedition finishes up.
Price said in January that he believes the Biblical boat is resting on Mount Ararat, covered by a glacier that sometimes temporarily recedes to give glimpses of what he believes is an ancient structure.
“We did penetrate about 18 feet down into the glacier, and we have some evidence that we’re in the right place,” Price said, adding satellite data puts them about 30 feet from their goal.
Price said he’s aware that whatever rests under the glacier might not be the jackpot he has been looking for.
“While we’d like to think it’s Noah’s Ark, we’re not sure what it is, but it’s in the right place,” he said.
Price said whatever there is to be discovered, it should be found when he returns in the coming summer.
“There is negotiation between Turkish authorities and this warring faction,” he said, “and that should enable us to go back without problems next year.”
Now THAT is the kind of things that the Professors should be studying!
Here is another thing that Christians should support:
Now the following video puzzles old Harriet: yeah, these people hate homosexuals so they must be doing something right...but they hate our military too? Well, they hate Obama's military so that's ok.
Washington (CNN) -- Democrats won a major victory in their push for health care reform early Monday morning as the Senate voted to end debate on a package of controversial revisions to a sweeping $871 billion bill.
The 60-40 party-line vote, cast shortly after 1 a.m., kept Senate Democrats on track to pass the bill on Christmas Eve. If it passes, the measure will then have to be merged with a roughly $1 trillion plan passed by the House of Representatives in November. Shortly after the vote, the Senate went into recess until noon Monday.
The vote left President Obama on the cusp of claiming victory on his top domestic priority and enacting the biggest expansion of federal health care guarantees since the enactment of Medicare and Medicaid over four decades ago.
"Today, the Senate took another historic step toward our goal of delivering access to quality, affordable health care to all Americans," Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nevada, said in a statement.
The bill will help "promote choice and competition to drive down skyrocketing health care costs for families ... all across America."
The vote was the first of three this week requiring Democrats to win the backing of 60 members -- enough to break a GOP filibuster. Final passage of the measure, in contrast, will require a simple majority in the 100-member chamber.
Oh, it is cold in the Midwest and old Harriet is freezing her poor little shriveled fanny off!
It appears that President Barack HUSSEIN "I want healthcare" Obama will get his way with the bill in the Senate. However, it isn't because our prayer warriors didn't try:
That just touches me....somewhere.
Yes, that would be Representative Michelle Bachmann from Minnesota.
There are those who are fighting for the LAW to get it's proper respect too!
Consider what happened when some bratty kids in Washington DC wouldn't stop their....devilish actions...their heinous actions....their...snowball fight!
According to an eyewitness, a D.C. Police detective (pictured above w/ gun) went nuts after kids pelted his Hummer with snowballs at 14th and U Streets NW this afternoon. The veteran detective got out of his car and eventually grabbed for his gun, displaying it to the crowd. He did not immediately identify himself as a police officer. He calmed down once his fellow uniformed cop arrived. Apparently, someone called 911 to report a man with gun. The snowball fight had been well hyped on Twitter. The news of the incident first broke there. We caught up with an eyewitness moments ago.
Now THAT is how you get respect for the LAW!
Speaking of respect, it turns out that the Demoncrats aren't giving Republicans any. Watch Senator Al Franken keep the Godly (even if he is Jewish) Republican (for all practical purposes) Joe Lieberman from speaking his mind:
Thank goodness that Senator McCain spoke up! Ok, the lie-berals will complain about this:
Unfortunately, McCain’s memory is suffering. In fact, McCain has engaged in the very same behavior that he was criticizing Franken for yesterday.
On October 10, 2002 — just ahead of the looming mid-term elections — the Senate rushed a debate on a war authorization giving President Bush the power to use force against Iraq. The resolution ultimately passed the Senate after midnight on an early Friday morning by a vote of 77-23.
During the course of the frenzied floor debate, then-Sen. Mark Dayton (D-MN) spoke in favor of an amendment offered by Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV) that would have restricted Bush’s constitutional powers to wage war against Iraq. After a minute and a half, Dayton ran out of time, prompting this exchange:
The PRESIDING OFFICER. The Senator’s time has expired.
Mr. DAYTON. I ask for unanimous consent that I have 30 seconds more to finish my remarks.
Mr. McCAIN. I object.
Byrd stepped in to grant Dayton time to finish his remarks. But just moments later, Byrd asked for more time to speak for himself. Again, McCain objected, prompting Byrd to chide him for doing so. “This shows the patience of a Senator,” Byrd said. “This clearly demonstrates that the train is coming down on us like a Mack truck, and we are not even going to consider a few extra minutes for this Senator.”
After being publicly shamed, McCain acquiesced to Byrd’s request. But moments later, McCain added this disclaimer: “I wish to say very briefly that I understand people have a desire to speak. We have a number of Senators who have not spoken on this issue. It is already looking as if we may be here well into this evening. From now on, I will be adhering strictly to the rules.” In other words, he acted just like Franken did yesterday.
What the lie-berals don't get is that when Senator McCain did what he did, he was fighting for God! That is, he was fighting for what the Best President Ever, aka President George W. Bush, wanted to do.
On the other hand, Senator Frankin was advancing the cause of the "atheist-Muslim-black-radical-Christian" President Barack HUSSEIN Obama wants to do.
Homosexuals and transsexuals "will never enter the kingdom of heaven", a leading Roman Catholic cardinal said on Wednesday.
Cardinal Javier Lozano Barragan said that while the Church regarded homosexuality as an "insult to God", ...."Transsexuals and homosexuals will never enter the kingdom of heaven and it is not me who says this, but Saint Paul," the cardinal said, in comments reported by the Ansa news agency.
"People are not born homosexual, they become homosexual, for different reasons: education issues or because they did not develop their own identity during adolescence. It may not be their fault, but acting against nature and the dignity of the human body is an insult to God," he said.
The jury in Vermont's third priest sex abuse lawsuit could begin deliberations by Friday.
The plaintiff is a former altar boy who claims former Vermont Bishop John Marshall knowingly failed to protect him from pedophile priest Edward Paquette 30 years ago. He is one of 18 former altar boys who have filed suit making the same claim.
Thursday, four of the others told the jury what Paquette did to them when they were 10 and 11 years old.
"While walking down the stairs by the gymnasium where I was supposed to serve Mass, at the bottom of the stairs there was a bathroom there, Father Paquette was there with his pants down around his ankles fully exposed," one former altar boy said.
The Diocese has settled three of the cases out-of-court for more than a million dollars. The Diocese also lost two cases that went to jury trial. One of them this year when a jury awarded a Paquette victim a record $8.7 million in damages.
I think not! 
