Quickies: NASA & Its Massive 2012 Cover-up/Pagan Moles in GOP Out Themselves as Demonic Liberals

Hello Children,

It’s Sunday, so I trust y’all been to church already to thank Yahweh for His wisdom and beneficence in making you a right proper (i.e. WHITE) American.

And if’n you’re one of the brown peoples currently living (and probably TRESPASSING) here in God’s Promised Land, then I trust you been prostrating yourself before Him again in supplication that He’ll grant your prayers of being made a REAL American; an honest-to-goodness white Christian-Republican.

I ain’t quite sure how the Lord looks at “blogging” and whether or not it violates His commandment of resting on the Sabbath, so I best not put too much into it. So I’ll just split the difference and make it a couple Sunday Quickies:

NASA & Its Massive 2012 Cover-up

Well, it seems somebody in one of the most EVIL departments of government (there ain’t no telling the number of folks deceived by NASA’s BLASPHEMOUS Hubble Telescope and its obvious HOAX photographs purporting to “prove” that the universe is MORE THAN 6,000 years-old) has finally decided they’d best get on the internets tubes and lie through their teeth about the coming Apocalypse {Here}:

[...]
Q: Does the Mayan calendar end in December 2012?
A: Just as the calendar you have on your kitchen wall does not cease to exist after December 31, the Mayan calendar does not cease to exist on December 21, 2012. This date is the end of the Mayan long-count period but then -- just as your calendar begins again on January 1 -- another long-count period begins for the Mayan calendar.
[...]

Sorry, “scientists”, but your LIES have already been addressed {Here}:

[...]
Surprisingly, the Mayans had it right all along! Even though they was all pagans and are burning in hell even now, Jesus seen to fit to bestow on them secret knowledge of the End of Days! Just don’t pay no mind to them “scientists” who are all eager to prove how the end of the Mayan calendar ain’t nothing but some mathematical shenaniganism! [...]

Pagan Moles in GOP Out Themselves as DEMONIC LIBERALS

There just ain’t no other way to explain what I seen, courtesy ATHEIST BABY KILLER Keith Obermann:

Looks like I got to cross out three names on my list of REAL Americans.

-Norma Jean

The Return of Separate But Equal: God Bless You, Leonard Sax!

Hello Children,

Y’all might recollect quite some time ago I done wrote {Here} about how sick and tired I am of hearing all about how “science” and “technology” have been married by “researchers” into disproving the OBVIOUS TRUTH that the brains of men and women are INNATELY different.

After all, if’n our brains wasn’t made different by the Almighty, what reason would Christianity have in forcing women into a subservient role?

But we don’t got to worry about that, as the Bible reminds us again and again that not only should us womenfolk be subservient, but that our WORTH as human beings is less, too!

Which is why I got to tell you, I am downright tickled pink by what I done seen {Here}:

When you think about a classroom of all boys or all girls, the image that leaps to mind is boys in rep ties, girls in plaid skirts, parents in Mercedes.

Private school, in other words.

In recent years, however, the single-gender classroom format is increasingly finding its way into public schools, because of the easing of Title IX restrictions.

In 2002, only 11 public schools had single-sex classrooms, says Dr. Leonard Sax, the founder and executive director of the National Association for Single Sex Public Education.

Now, at least 540 do, and Salisbury High School is among them, with four algebra classes that are separated by gender (see story on 1A).

A physician and a psychologist, Sax is the author of several books, including "Why Gender Matters: What Parents and Teachers Need to Know about the Emerging Science of Sex Differences."

Sax believes there are significant differences in how males and females learn.

He argues that the brain develops differently in boys and girls. In girls, the language area develops before the part that is involved in spatial relations. In boys, it's the other way around. Instruction, Sax believes, needs to respect those differences — and single-sex classrooms make that much easier.

Research suggests that girls in an all-female educational setting are more likely to pursue subjects traditionally seen as male, like math or chemistry, while boys in an all-male environment are more likely to pursue subjects like drama and languages.[...]

How you like them apples, “scientists”?!

Leonard Sax strikes again!

We don’t need no “objective” outsiders to evaluate test scores! We don’t need to speculate none on what OTHER reasons might account for higher test scores! We got our preconceived notions about gender differences, and don’t need none of your “evidence” to tell us otherwise!

And don’t y’all let NOTHING get in the way of making you think in a way that you ain’t accustomed to, especially nonsense like this:


Or THIS NEITHER:



Now I reckon some of y’all might be tempted to think to yourselves, “Wow! The girls in those videos are engaging in behaviors I’ve pigeonholed as male only. If girls can be as aggressive as boys, what other behaviors have I wrongly stereotyped?”

Well don’t you go and think that way!

That way lies SATAN and the fires of HELL!

No sir! What we got in them two videos is just more LIES from the VAST LEFT WING CONSPIRACY of the LIBERAL MAINSTREAM MEDIA!!

The Lord done made it so that there ain’t NO crossover EVER betwixt male and female!

Fellers are aggressive, only want sex, and can’t commit to a relationship.
Lasses are NEVER aggressive (we’re nurturers as Yahweh intended), NEVER EVER want or enjoy sex, and are forever working to trick the fellers into marriage.

Them’s the only things Hollywood prime-time sitcoms ever got right!

So what does all this mean? Well despite what the LIBERAL MAINSTREAM MEDIA says, that ain’t girls in them videos, it’s FELLERS!

Them EAST COAST ELITISTS want to confuse good Christian Americans with “egalitarian” ideals by challenging long-held gender stereotypes, so they done altered them videos to make it SEEM like girls are ever bit as competitive as boys.

And we KNOW that ain’t NEVER gonna be true. Leonard Sax says so, and that’s all the proof us REAL Americans (i.e. Conservatives) need.


-Norma Jean

Edit: Well lookie {Here}; the DESPICABLE ACLU done decided to get involved! You know you’re doing something right when them COMMUNISTS come a-calling!

Quickies: A (Funny) Picture is Worth a Thousand Words/Liberal Elitist Humiliates Boy with Special Needs, Kicks Lady Liberty in the Baby-Maker

Hello Children,

I ain’t got much time to update this here blog today I got to get myself gussied up so as to meet with my good friend Virginia Foxx.

We’re having ourselves another ladies’ night out, but we had to promise her hubby we’d behave ourselves this time. He weren’t none too pleased after our last ladies’ night, when he walked in to find me and Gina in a none-too-Christian embrace.

So y’all pray for me, that me and Gina will have the strength to resist them carnal desires when they strike.

Pray for me, that I’ll forget what it’s like to feel her body against mine, her hands roaming over my body, kneading and caressing with rough abandon.
Pray for me, that I won’t remember how I burn with desire every time our tongues met, each battling for domination of the other.
Pray for me, that I won’t recall how her body responds each time my hands explore and tease, bringing her to the brink of release again and again, before finally ending the torture in an explosion of unequaled climax!

Shitfire, children! I got to get off here now and see to some important business.

Pray for me, y’all, that Jesus will forgive me for the self-abuse I am about to partake in!

So here’s a couple Friday evening Quickies:

A (Funny) Picture is Worth a Thousand Words

From last week’s protest of “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s EVIL plan to DESTROY AMERICA:


LOL! Now that there has got to be one of the funniest (and in no way hyperbolic) posters I seen at a political rally in a coon’s age!

What’s funnier than a dead Jew?

Ten-million dead Jews!

Liberal Elitist Humiliates Boy with Special Needs, Kicks Lady Liberty in the Baby-Maker

The title says it all, children:



Why don’t these EVIL LIBERALS pick on someone their own IQ size?!

If’n it makes Fox’s resident retard feel better about hisself, why y’all got to go and burst his bubble?!

Dadblame Libs, going and breaking that retard’s heart! It ain’t right!

Why are Libs always so obsessed over whether something is the “truth” anyhow?!

Us Conservatives can take it or leave it.

It's how we FEEL that's important!

-Norma Jean

Mexican Tasered By Patriotic American; Freedom Weeps Tears of Joy, Libs Bellyache As Usual!

Hello Children,

Continuing on a theme Harriet and me got going on {Here} and {Here}, I found me another video what makes me right proud of our boys in blue {Here}:


True to form, the sorry LIBERAL PANTYWAISTS are all up’n arms, bellyaching over how that feller weren’t actively resisting, so he shouldn’t have been tasered.

Well excuse me, “libtards,” but who ever said someone got to be resisting afore getting theyselves shot up with electricity?!

Nobody, that’s who!

Just take a closer look at that feller what got shocked; what do you see?

I’ll tell you what I see: a dadblame MEXICAN!

Anybody what got sense – which don’t include Libs (LOL!) – knows it’s only a matter of time afore that feller commits a crime…likely against of a proper (i.e. white) American.

Shitfire, y’all; being a Mexican and all, it’s all but assured that he done wronged a proper (i.e. white) American already, so he probably deserved it!

Anyhow, this here video is just further evidence of what America needs: a STRONGER police state!


-Norma Jean

Patriot Stands Up To Treason! Democrats Shrug, Continue Sodomizing Freedom!

Hello Children,

I’m still easing my way back into this here whole “blogging” after being out of it so long, so don’t y’all be surprised none if’n you don’t see no updates for a few days at a time.

Accordingly, I’m slowly getting back into my surveillance of the VAST LEFT-WING CONSPIRACY TO DESTROY AMERICA!!

Such as my old nemesis, temptress Rachel Maddow:

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

God bless you, Virginia Foxx!

Now, me and Gina go way back!

We done some consulting work together at Maryland Community College back in the early ‘90s, trying to overcome the LIBERAL INDOCTRINATION of young ‘uns, mostly by leading school-sponsored prayer groups and faith interventions!

And yes, maybe we done a little “experimenting” with each other, as one is wont to do while overseeing a college. But we both asked for forgiveness immediately afterwards (and still do when we sometimes get together and can’t no more control our carnal desires), so we’re still going to heaven.

Which is more than I can say for ol’ Matthew Shepherd!

Anyhow, Gina done hit the nail on the dadblame head; passing higher taxes on rich Americans is way, way more EVIL and DANGEROUS than what them Taliban is doing to our men and WOMEN (something else to be ashamed of, by the way {Here}) in uniform over in Afghanistan!

After all, the Taliban is only KILLING American soldiers.

The LIBS want to RAISE TAXES ON THE RICH!!

Us REAL Americans know which is worse!

What I just don’t understand is why don’t the Army come on in and haul off every single Democrat in Congress off to Guantanamo???

After all, if’n there’s one thing the Democrats have proved time and again, it’s that they HATE AMERICA!

That’s TREASON!

And we all know what TRAITORS deserve, right?


-Norma Jean

Glory Be: a Yankee State Stands up for Biblical Values!

We know that the South is a bastion of Christian thought and values. But who ever would have believed that Maine...a state that voted for Barack Hussein Obama for President would have the moxie to

1. Stand up to their out of touch state legislature and
2. Come up with a people's veto of that most evil of evil things....Gay Marriage!

You can read about the victory for God's people here.

Sure, something similar happened in California in 2008, but in this vote, the Negroes who voted for President Obama were essential to this passage:

A lot of Obama/Yes-on-8 voters? The Associated Press exit polls show that African Americans and Latinos backed Proposition 8 in good numbers. Details here from AP:

California's black and Latino voters, who turned out in droves for Barack Obama, also provided key support in favor of the state's same-sex marriage ban. Seven in 10 black voters backed a successful ballot measure to overturn the California Supreme Court's May decision allowing same-sex marriage, according to exit polls for The Associated Press.

More than half of Latino voters supported Proposition 8, while whites were split. Religious groups led the tightly organized campaign for the measure, and religious voters were decisive in getting it passed. Of the seven in 10 voters who described themselves as Christian, two-thirds backed the initiative. Married voters and voters with children strongly supported Proposition 8. Unmarried voters were heavily opposed.

Well, this time, the Negroes were not needed as this was mostly white Maine (6700 out of 1.2 million)

I am so glad that the State of Maine is protecting marriage from all of the evils that gay marriage would cause (spousal abuse, infidelity, child abuse).

Sure, I can't say for sure exactly HOW gay marriages causes all of these bad things but I am sure that it does.

More Godly Police in Ohio!

I know how Sister Norma-Jean loves big, brave, strong police who protect our freedoms. Well, now they are protecting us from men who are....trying to get people out of their own burning house!

Police used a Taser gun to restrain a resident outside of his home on Crain Avenue as it burned at about 4:30 a.m. Sunday.

The resident, Mike Bartlett, said he was returning from downtown for his cell phone when he noticed his sister's room on fire. He ran in to make sure she was not there and continued to find his friends in the basement and alert them of the fire. He said his cousin's girlfriend was sleeping upstairs so he went back in the house to retrieve her.

"As I was running downstairs, I could hear the window glass popping because of the heat," Bartlett said.

When he went got outside, Bartlett said police officers were at the end of the driveway. He said he approached them for help, but they dismissed him. As he walked toward one of his friends, he said the officers tackled and restrained him with the Taser gun, giving them no reason for their force.

This happened in Ohio; a state that did go for President Obama but is now evidently headed in the right direction!