North Carolina Republicans

We've seen the data on North Carolina Republicans; they don't fall for liberal lies!

A poll released Tuesday from Public Policy Polling shows just 24 percent of Republicans in North Carolina believe that President Obama was born in the United States, despite all evidence that he was indeed born in Hawaii. [...]

It's not just Obama that some North Carolinian voters are concerned about, though -- it's his native state. Of those who voted for McCain in North Carolina, only 89 percent agreed that Hawaii is part of the United States.

Woo Hoo! None of that new-fangled fancy-pants book learning for North Carolina Republicans!

We see one such person in action right here:



Glory-be! Maybe the Rapture will start in North Carolina!

A Return to Arms (of the Intertubes)!

Hello Children,

I hope y’all didn’t think ol’ Norma Jean done forgot all y’all; I know I ain’t posted in a coon's age.

And on that note, I’d like to thank my good friend Harriet for keeping up with the posts, keeping up the good fight against all them foreigners and all them dadblame Godless liberals (After all, you can’t be EITHER Godless OR liberal).

Thanks, darlin’!

Now y’all might recollect my dilemma from earlier this month {Here}; well apparently that helped to bring on what some of them Hollywood liberal elitists call “exhaustion.”

Long-story-short, I spent ought near a month languishing in Eastern State Hospital while them pointy-headed shrinks threw around terms like “paranoid” and “delusional.”

Once I figured out what they was getting on about, I done got a little defensive:

“I ain’t paranoid and delusional! I’m Conservative!”

Anyhow, to celebrate my return I’m going to post some hilarious footage of some chinaman getting his just desserts for harassing some poor, defenseless little police officers {Here}:



Course it ain’t possible to fully enjoy the video knowing them poor fellers are actually being investigated {Here}…like common CRIMINALS!

What’s this country coming to?! Why is a feller what can’t even speak English good as his first language going to a school HERE in America anyhow?!

-Norma Jean

Even Libs admit that Sarah Palin is the best hope for America!

Liberal elitists don't come any more liberal or elite than Paul Krugman.



After all, he is an unashamed Demoncrat and writes lots of books; one of them is called The Conscience of a Liberal.



Dr. Krugman often says mean things about Republicans.

And oh is he ever the elitist. Not does he only writes books, but he wins Nobel Prizes! (in economics no less)

So, libs, listen to what he has to say:

we wouldn’t reach anything that feels like full employment until well into the second Palin administration.

Not just the first, but the second!

Youbetcha!

Halloween for Christians!

Ok, we have some tough decisions ahead of us with Halloween coming up.

Can we celebrate Halloween Republican style, as this Godly Christian Republican did?



Oh, that just makes me want to swoon; such patriotism!!!

But the real question: should we be celebrating Halloween at all?

The word "holiday" means "holy day." But there is nothing holy about Halloween. The root word of Halloween is "hallow," which means "holy, consecrated and set apart for service." If this holiday is hallowed, whose service is it set apart for? The answer to that question is very easy—Lucifer's!

Lucifer is a part of the demonic godhead. Remember, everything God has, the devil has a counterfeit. Halloween is a counterfeit holy day that is dedicated to celebrating the demonic trinity of : the Luciferian Spirit (the false father); the Antichrist Spirit (the false holy spirit); and the Spirit of Belial (the false son).

The key word in discussing Halloween is "dedicated." It is dedicated to darkness and is an accursed season. During Halloween, time-released curses are always loosed. A time-released curse is a period that has been set aside to release demonic activity and to ensnare souls in great measure.

You may ask, "Doesn't God have more power than the devil?" Yes, but He has given that power to us. If we do not walk in it, we will become the devil's prey. Witchcraft works through dirty hearts and wrong spirits.

During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

Oh my goodness; I am so grateful that this Godly Christian Republican is there to explain it all to me!

FAKE Trinity!

Demons!

Oh no!!!!

I suppose that all of this from the secular media is just nonsense set up to trick us!

We've Got Some Issues

Well, good old Harriet has had some stuff to deal with too, but this isn't going to stop her from reporting on the Good Fight against President Obama and the LIBERALS!

His Holy Word

Did you realize that those sneaky libs sneaked in some socialist stuff into the Bible; they have Jesus saying stuff like "give your money to the poor and follow me".

Now we know that can't be right since this is not the Republican thing to do and that Jesus is a Republican.

So some goodly scholars are rescuing the Bible from the LIBS!



Abortion

Did you know that the internets are such a liberal bastion that one cannot even raise money for a fetus-freedom fighter on e-bay?

The attempt to use eBay to raise money for the accused murderer of abortion provider George Tiller, Scott Roeder (r), has been squelched by eBay.

“These materials contain hate messages, glorify violence against abortion doctors who provide constitutionally protected medical services, and instruct on means of violence, including bombing, of abortion clinics,” said Lee Thompson, an attorney for the Tiller family, in a letter sent to eBay on Tuesday and approved by Tiller’s widow, Jeanne Tiller. “We urge you to deny access to the resources of eBay for this reprehensible and vile ‘auction.’”

Regina Dinwiddie, who was ordered by a federal judge to not use her bullhorn within 500 feet of an abortion clinic in 1995, was going to donate the bullhorn to help her friend Roeder. Dinwiddie believes eBay is constitutionally mandated to run her auction, complaining, “They’re not only chilling the First Amendment of the Constitution, they’re raping the whole Constitution.”

Can you believe that?

Folks, the whole country seems to be caving in. Only one Senator is willing to keep the fight to show that global warming is a hoax:

It must be very lonely being the last flat-earther.

Sen. Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma, committed climate-change denier, found himself in just such a position Tuesday morning as the Senate environment committee, on which he is the ranking Republican, took up legislation on global warming. Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) was in talks with Democrats over a compromise bill -- the traitor! And as Inhofe listened, fellow Republicans on the committee -- turncoats! -- made it clear that they no longer share, if they ever did, Inhofe's view that man-made global warming is the "greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people."

"Eleven academies in industrialized countries say that climate change is real; humans have caused most of the recent warming," admitted Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-Tenn.). "If fire chiefs of the same reputation told me my house was about to burn down, I'd buy some fire insurance."

An oil-state senator, David Vitter (R-La), said that he, too, wants to "get us beyond high-carbon fuels" and "focus on conservation, nuclear, natural gas and new technologies like electric cars." And an industrial-state senator, George Voinovich (R-Ohio), acknowledged that climate change "is a serious and complex issue that deserves our full attention."

Then there was poor Inhofe. "The science is more definitive than ever? You keep saying that because you want to believe it so much," he said bitterly. He offered to furnish a list of scientists who once believed in climate change but "who are solidly on the other side right now." The science, he said, "already has shifted" against global-warming theory. "Science is not settled! Everyone knows it's not settled!"

Oh my, poor Senator Inhofe. Whatever are we going to do now that even most Republicans are accepting some science?

But there is hope; the top three Republican candidates for the 2012 nomination are creationists.

There is still hope for us!

Gotcha Atheists! An Atheist Finds God!

Take that Richard Dawkins! Yes, you may have published yet another best selling book about EVIL-loution which claims that the world around us was a result of a fully natural process!

How dumb is that! After all, we know that the process of creation was inevitable and had only one direction: to lead to us.

Well, we've always said that if an atheist would just pray earnestly he or she would find their way to God.

And Glory-Be, it happened!

I was so awe-struck by this video that I didn't even bother to watch all of it; I quit watching it at about 1:10 or so and went to post it right here!



Take THAT, atheists!

Miracles do occur; I've had them. For example, I once caught a cold and I started to pray. Within a week I was all better!

Two Videos of American Patriots!

First, watch as Bill O'Reilly puts that EVIL EVIL-loutionist Richard Dawkins in his place!



Did you see how intimidated that Richard Dawkins was!

Now we all know that Richard Dawkins is an atheist. But sometimes, even good God Fearing Republicans can find themselves close to making a deal with the devil.
Watch how these God Fearing Patriots rescue Senator Lindsey Graham from straying from the "straight and narrow"!



Too see the sin of Senator Graham, read this absolutely disgusting article:

CONVENTIONAL wisdom suggests that the prospect of Congress passing a comprehensive climate change bill soon is rapidly approaching zero. The divisions in our country on how to deal with climate change are deep. Many Democrats insist on tough new standards for curtailing the carbon emissions that cause global warming. Many Republicans remain concerned about the cost to Americans relative to the environmental benefit and are adamant about breaking our addiction to foreign sources of oil.

However, we refuse to accept the argument that the United States cannot lead the world in addressing global climate change. We are also convinced that we have found both a framework for climate legislation to pass Congress and the blueprint for a clean-energy future that will revitalize our economy, protect current jobs and create new ones, safeguard our national security and reduce pollution.

Our partnership represents a fresh attempt to find consensus that adheres to our core principles and leads to both a climate change solution and energy independence. It begins now, not months from now — with a road to 60 votes in the Senate. [...]

First, we agree that climate change is real and threatens our economy and national security. That is why we are advocating aggressive reductions in our emissions of the carbon gases that cause climate change. We will minimize the impact on major emitters through a market-based system that will provide both flexibility and time for big polluters to come into compliance without hindering global competitiveness or driving more jobs overseas.

Second, while we invest in renewable energy sources like wind and solar, we must also take advantage of nuclear power, our single largest contributor of emissions-free power. Nuclear power needs to be a core component of electricity generation if we are to meet our emission reduction targets. We need to jettison cumbersome regulations that have stalled the construction of nuclear plants in favor of a streamlined permit system that maintains vigorous safeguards while allowing utilities to secure financing for more plants. We must also do more to encourage serious investment in research and development to find solutions to our nuclear waste problem.

Third, climate change legislation is an opportunity to get serious about breaking our dependence on foreign oil. For too long, we have ignored potential energy sources off our coasts and underground. Even as we increase renewable electricity generation, we must recognize that for the foreseeable future we will continue to burn fossil fuels. To meet our environmental goals, we must do this as cleanly as possible. The United States should aim to become the Saudi Arabia of clean coal. For this reason, we need to provide new financial incentives for companies that develop carbon capture and sequestration technology. [...]

Can you believe that? We have a Republican talking about climate change being real!
Here is how a true blue conservative who hasn't strayed reacts to this:

On C-Span’s Washington Journal this week, Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK), the godfather of global warming deniers, said that he will travel to the climate change summit in Copenhagen this fall to present “another view.” “I think somebody has to be there — a one-man truth squad,” he said. Throughout the program, Inhofe went through his tattered global warming denier claims: that climate change is a “hoax,” that CO2 is not a pollutant, and — latching on to the latest false right-wing talking point — that clean energy legislation will cost American families $1,700 a year. At the end of the interview, Inhofe explained what guides his views:

CALLER: Yes, I agree with the Senator on what he says about the climate change. I believe that the world is just changing like it usually does. [...]

INHOFE: I think he’s right. I think what he’s saying is God’s still up there. We’re going through these cycles. … I really believe that a lot of people are in denial who want to hang their hat on the fact, that they believe is a fact, that man-made gases, anthropogenic gases, are causing global warming. The science really isn’t there.

Taking a Stand Against Miscegenation!

Things have really gotten bad; it is getting so "PC" out there that a conservative can't even speak freely and own a professional football team!

ST. LOUIS, Missouri — Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh lashed out Thursday, after he was dropped from a group bidding to buy the National Football League's St. Louis Rams.

Limbaugh blasted NFL players' union leader DeMaurice Smith, longtime civil rights activists Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, the media and Dave Checketts, the owner of the St. Louis Blues National Hockey League team who is spearheading the bid.

Limbaugh stressed on his syndicated radio show on Thursday Checketts had approached him, and assured his involvement as a minority investor had been approved at the "highest levels of the NFL".

NFL Player's Association head DeMaurice Smith urged players earlier this week to speak out against Limbaugh.

The conservative political pundit was forced to resign from ESPN's Sunday night football broadcast in 2003 after indicating he thought Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb was overrated because of his race.

"I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL," Limbaugh said. "The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well."

He once compared NFL games to gang war without weapons.

Earlier this week, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell voiced concerns about Limbaugh as a "polarizing" force."

But Limbaugh said Thursday that Smith and the player's union were seeking to use him for leverage in talks over a new collective bargaining agreement.

"It's designed to intimidate the owners, frighten the owners, and say 'We're running this league now, gang, not you,'" Limbaugh said.

Limbaugh said Checketts called him on Tuesday asking him to withdraw from the group.

"I said, 'Well, I'm not going to withdraw. If you want me out you go public and fire me,' which he did," Limbaugh said.

The injustice of it all!

But there is hope; one God Fearing Justice of the Peace in the Godly state of Louisiana decided that it wasn't right to allow miscegenation:

NEW ORLEANS – A Louisiana justice of the peace said he refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any children the couple might have. Keith Bardwell, justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish, says it is his experience that most interracial marriages do not last long.

"I'm not a racist. I just don't believe in mixing the races that way," Bardwell told the Associated Press on Thursday. "I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else."

Bardwell said he asks everyone who calls about marriage if they are a mixed race couple. If they are, he does not marry them, he said.

Bardwell said he has discussed the topic with blacks and whites, along with witnessing some interracial marriages. He came to the conclusion that most of black society does not readily accept offspring of such relationships, and neither does white society, he said.

"There is a problem with both groups accepting a child from such a marriage," Bardwell said. "I think those children suffer and I won't help put them through it."

If he did an interracial marriage for one couple, he must do the same for all, he said.

"I try to treat everyone equally," he said.

Bardwell estimates that he has refused to marry about four couples during his career, all in the past 2 1/2 years.

You don't act any more Christian, Conservative and Republican than that!

America under Obama Hits Yet Another Low!!!

I've been so depressed as of late; President Barack "I want everyone to have healthcare" Obama has driven this country to yet another new low:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20091005/lf_nm_life/us_usa_status

U.S. most admired country globally: survey

NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) – The United States is the most admired country globally thanks largely to the star power of President Barack Obama and his administration, according to a new poll.

It climbed from seventh place last year, ahead of France, Germany, the United Kingdom and Japan which completed the top five nations in the Nation Brand Index (NBI).

"What's really remarkable is that in all my years studying national reputation, I have never seen any country experience such a dramatic change in its standing as we see for the United States for 2009," said Simon Anholt, the founder of NBI, which measured the global image of 50 countries each year.

He believes that during the previous administration of George W. Bush the United States suffered in the world ranking with its unpopular foreign policies but since Obama was elected, and despite the recent economic turmoil, the country's status has risen globally.

Can you believe that!

What is the world coming to???? Are you saying that people actually like us?

That must be bad....somehow!!!

Mr. Gingrich: please suppor Republican Senators

Of course we know that Newt Gingrich is the epitome of all that is Republican.

Now he was giving honor to work that might keep certain Republican Senators in line:

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But, evidently spooked by the libs, he rescinded their awards faster than an insurance company would rescind someone who got very sick.

What gives?