Friday, July 31

Government takes over conversative's computers!



You know that Glenn Beck is all over this one!



Now of course, President Barack "I want everyone to have healthcare" Obama is too slick to let on what he is doing to his fellow libs; if you access the cars.gov site from a liberal computer:


http://www.cars.gov/

You'll see no such thing; you might see a privacy policy like this one:

http://www.dot.gov/privacy.html

if you go looking for it.

Again, don't be fooled! President Obama has arranged it so that the obnoxious "your computer is owned by the government" sign only pops up on the computers of Patriotic God Fearing Americans!

Thursday, July 30

The White Man's NEWEST Burden: Instructing the Inferior Races on Proper Equality



Hello Children,


Sweet Jesus, have mercy on us all!

Here lately I been finding myself keeping close surveillance on AMERICA’S MOST EVIL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT, Rachel Maddow!

It’s almost like she done has some kind of evil magical powers what make me desire her in the Biblical sense! I find it physically impossible to avert my gaze from her heaving bossoms as she breathes deeply. I cannot stop the images what float into my brain of all sorts of carnal acts we might engage in, some all but impossible for a 93 year-old like me to engineer!

And I expect it’s something akin to “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s negro voodoo magic what forces me after every program to repeatedly engage in self-abuse while screaming her name! *

So it shouldn’t come as no surprise to us REAL Americans that she twists the “facts” and “evidence” of any situation so as to benefit her DEMONIC LIBERAL OVERLORDS!

This below is a clip of her maligning some poor old police officer after he done arrested some uppity liberal elitist:


You see, children? There just ain’t no reasoning with folks like this!

They just will NEVER see the truth of ANYTHING, no matter how clearly it appears to us Republicans!

But I reckon I’ll give it a try. And I’ll use small words so you Libs can follow along:

  • Negros commit 99.99% of all crimes.
  • Negro-on-White crime makes up 99.99% of all crimes.
So don’t it follow that statistically, any negro that a police officer questions is guilty of SOMETHING?

And don’t it follow that the burden of proof falls on negros to prove that they DIDN’T commit a crime?

So it ought be par for the course that questioning of any negro leads right away to their arrest!

After all, do you REALLY want a negro walking FREELY around your neighborhood?

Not me! And certainly not the GOP!

Once we regain power, we’ll get back around to curtailing the freedoms of both negros AND Mexicans! What constructive things have brown peoples ever done with them freedoms anyhow?

Nothing I can think of!


And as good patriot Pat points out {Here}, it’s only us WHITE Americans what ever made this country great!


-Norma Jean

*Fortunately Jesus is a deity of immense forgiveness, and He readily accepts my penance as I pray after each self-abuse session! But when I want somebody smote, well then I go over His head straight to Yahweh, who ain’t got no patience for mercy or forgiveness! If’n it’s blood and violence you’re looking for, then He’s the one you seek!

Wednesday, July 29

C. Street: Final Bastion of Christianity in Washinton D.C. Under Attack by Libs!



Hello Children,


This here update concerns America’s MOST EVIL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT, and the EVIL DEMONIC LIBERAL LIES she spreads:


Well, okay. So she didn’t LIE on this one, but she obviously DEFAMES these good Christians by making it sound like them fellers at C. Street were somehow WRONG for expressing the belief that they ain’t bound by the same MORALS as the rest of America!

She even hints that it’s right near un-American that they believe they’re above the LAW, that they don’t got to play by the rules like the rest of y’all! (I say “y’all” cause the rules don’t apply to me neither! I been chose by God as one of the Holy elect as well!)

Well listen up, “libtards:” God seen fit over 300 years ago to open up America to proper (i.e. WHITE) Christians, who was able to go on and clear out the savages what were just cluttering up the place!

Can you imagine? Them dadblame Injuns was just wasting all that good land! They wasn't NO strip-mining for metals; they wasn't NO clear-cutting vast forests to make room for subdivisions or malls; but worst of all, they wasn't NO worshipping of God CORRECTLY! *

Kind of like the Papists!

Anyhow, Yahweh, in His Wisdom knew that the DEMONIC LIBERALS would one day win steal power from His People in the Promised Land (America), so He decided that it’d be right helpful if’n there was a silent clause in the 10 Commandments what would release us, His Political Warriors, from having to follow them!

God ain’t nothing if not tolerant of abuse of His instructions!

For US, the Holy Elect, I mean! But NOT YOU!

WE’RE the important ones! Y’all ain’t nothing but worthless cockroaches, put here on earth to do our bidding and keep us in power!

When people got to die in war, it’s YOU we’ll send; when the economy prospers, it’s US who’ll benefit most; when the economy collapses, it’s YOU who’ll suffer!

It’s all part of God’s Plan! Remember, “Whoever has will be given more!”

So don’t forget to vote Republican!

Newt/Palin 2012!


-Norma Jean

*Except maybe for them Israelites what sailed over way back before Joseph Smith transcribed his magical hat visions!

Colbert: stands up for the Birthers!



That's right: just because more people voted for President Obama than for Senator McCain (69.5 million to 60 million) and just because President Obama got 365 electoral votes to 173 for McCain does NOT mean that he should be President!

Stephen Colbert sets us straight!

Sunday, July 26

Police & TASERs: You Can Never Have Too Many of Either



Hello Children,


Y’all might recollect I highlighted the APPALLING disrespect many Americans have for law enforcement, especially one CRAZED, ROID-RAGING MANIAC {Here}.

And now there’s another story out about a proper lawful authoritarian (thus, probably a good Republican) who’s being CRUCIFIED by the LIBERAL MAINSTREAM MEDIA for Tasing a 14-year-old girl in the head:



WHAT?!

It’s OBVIOUS that poor police officer was in a fight for his LIFE, and had no alternative but to tase that RAGING BEAST!

I am so sick and tired of the LIBERAL MAINSTREAM MEDIA going out of their way to paint these poor, poor officers of the law as VILLAINS simply cause they’re being FORCED to use TASERs to ensure compliance to their ORDERS!

It’s like y’all “libtards” expect the police to use them things as an alternative to deadly force!

Anyhow, I just thought now might be a good time to repost an article I found over at SomethingAwful long ago.

Now I’ve pointed out and lined to some of their more patriotic articles before, but this one done infuriated me {Here}:

Please Don't Tase Me, Bro!

Even asking politely won't save you from a healthy dose of the zap-zap.

One of the most prevalent nonlethal weapons of the 21st century is the Taser. You have probably seen many video clips of law enforcement officers and soldiers taseing one another and laughing about it. You may have also seen various video clips of civilians being tasered in the field and not laughing nearly as much about it. In fact, they tend to scream about it a lot and possibly cry.

The Taser fires one or more barbed darts that stick into flesh. Conductive wires trail from the darts to the weapon and allow the person using the Taser to administer an electrical shock at the pull of the trigger. These shocks cause incapacitating muscle spasms and extreme pain. The batteries in the Taser contain enough charge to administer a shock that lasts multiple minutes, although the weapon is generally used for only a few seconds at a time.

Watching people being "tasered" or "tased" on video is a great pleasure. I realized this after watching a video in which a woman was pulled over while driving and refused to stop talking on her cell phone or really comply with the officer's instructions. The woman was behaving like a complete bitch and it was cathartic to hear the "pop-zap-zap-zap!" of the Taser firing and her wailing in agony and flopping around on the ground.


It was only much later that I reflected that the woman in the video was pulled over for having a taillight out and was tased for refusing to comply with the officer's instructions. That seems like an awfully shitty reason to be shot and electrocuted. In that situation the Taser did not take the place of a firearm, nor did it fill in for a baton strike. The cop in the video did not seem angry and I doubt he was breaking the rules by shooting the woman with his Taser.

There are so many of these videos of the police deploying Tasers that ending a sentence with "or you will be tased!" has practically become a catchphrase.

Get out of the car or you will be tased!
Lay down on the ground or you will be tased!
Turn around or you will be tased!
Put your head down or you will be tased!
Do the centipede or you will be tased!
Do this story problem or you will be tased!
Eat that piece of hamburger off the dirt or you will be tased!
Beat me in arm wrestling or you will be tased!


The resulting videos are hilarious, but I have to wonder if a new form of dialogue isn't being invented because of the easy and almost carefree way police will use their Tasers. They have even been renamed from "nonlethal weapons" to "compliance weapons," indicating that they no longer take the place of an officer's firearm and they are now used as a means of enforcing obedience. The subjects in the videos are almost always petty criminals, guilty of crimes so insignificant that in many cases they could not have been taken to jail prior to their tasering.

Police forces that issue Tasers to their officers invariably see a steady climb in the number of Tasering incidents the longer the weapons are in service. This rise in the usage of the Taser is not matched by a statistically significant reduction in the use of firearms by police departments. It's fair to keep in mind that Tasers, just as all of the weapons covered, are not guaranteed nonlethal.
[...]

Lord have mercy! I remember back in the day, police didn’t have to worry about “capturing” criminals and ensuring their “rights”; if’n you ran, you got shot!

And deserved it!

But leave it to a LIBERAL ACTIVIST SUPREME COURT to go and get soft on criminals by telling cops they can’t just go around shooting suspects!

Just remember, y’all: the police demand – and deserve – ABSOLUTE OBEDIENCE!



-Norma Jean

Friday, July 24

Whatever Happened to Global Warming? Jack van Impe Sticks It to "Scientists!"



Hello Children,

Here we are in the middle of July, but yesterday ol’ Norma Jean’s arthritis is acting up something fierce!

What’s it being July got to do with my arthritis, you ask?

Cause it was 68 degrees (Fahrenheit. I don’t do that commie Celsius nonsense) and raining.

It’s July 22nd and it’s 68 degrees in the middle of the day?!

Whatever happened to all the predictions of “scientists” about their “global warming” hooey?


I know you “libtards” will probably cite foolishness, like saying global warming don’t actually mean temperatures will rise everywhere, or that it actually further PROVES global warming by giving more evidence of extreme temperature variation.


And no doubt you’ll probably write me some electrical mail with “links” to DISCREDITED “experts” who have reams and reams of “proof” and “evidence.”
Well I don’t want to hear your LIES! I got a REAL expert to debunk this “global warming” mass hysteria:



Well, what have you got to answer that, SCIENTISTS?!


Nothing! You can’t argue with the Bible!


And don’t start your babbling that you ain’t never said that global warming will DESTROY the earth, but that it will be responsible for unprecedented human suffering and destruction of habitats that will require hundreds or thousands of years to recover!


Good ol’ Jack van Impe just punched a Jesus-sized hole in your arguments!


LOL! Hey, “Libtards” and “scientists;” here’s your sign:



-Norma Jean

Thursday, July 23

Nuerosurgeon Gets it Right!



Lordy, you can always count on the Godly Republicans to not be fooled by President Barack "I want everyone to have healthcare" Obama!

As we read here:

Now, Tea Party activists trafficking in racist imagery are pretty much dog bites man. But McKalip isn't just some random winger. He's a Florida neurosurgeon, who serves as a member of the American Medical Association's House of Delegates.

He's also an energetic conservative opponent of health-care reform. McKalip founded the anti-reform group Doctors For Patient Freedom, as well as what seems to be a now defunct group called Cut Taxes Now. Last month he joined GOP congressmen Tom Price and Phil Gingrey, among others, for a virtual town hall to warn about the coming "government takeover of medicine." And in a recent anti-reform op-ed published in the St. Petersburg Times, McKalip wrote that "Congress wants to create larger, government-funded programs for health care and more bureaucracy that ration care and impose cookbook medicine."



But note: the libs are all upset over this! Can you believe that?

Wednesday, July 22

Birthers Demand Accountability from RINO! RINO Wets Britches & Runs in Fear!



Hello Children,


I declare!


This video clip below is from a rally being held by Mike Castle, a feller heretofore thought of as a REAL American.
Not anymore he ain’t, as you can see via them Libs at Crooks and Liars:

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Rep. Mike Castle faced an angry constituent who wanted to know why he wasn't doing more about expose President Barack Obama's true Kenyan citizenship. To the lawmakers credit, he attempted to knock down that rumor.

The episode bares some resemblance to a McCain supporter that insisted Obama was an Arab. Saturday Night Live famously mocked the incident.

Dave Weigel has more details here.

God bless the Birthers, America’s sanest, most well-adjusted noble patriots!


I ain’t got a lot to add that I ain’t said before {Here}, other than that I’m right glad that good Christian Conservatives have once again come to dominate the GOP, unmasking Republican IMPOSTERS!


The sooner we purge these RINOs out of the GOP, the sooner we get REAL Americans like fellow Birthers, Eliminationists, militiamen and theocrats to lead us back into the halls of power!


After we're back in power...well, let's just say we won't NEVER allow another election to go the other way.

Then the purge begins in earnest, and the streets will run red with Lib blood!

Yahweh be praised!


-Norma Jean

Tuesday, July 21

James Inhofe: Al Franken's Latest Victim



Hello Children,

This here update comes a couple weeks late, but I reckon it’s better late than never.

True to his DEMONIC LIBERAL roots, ol’ Keith Olbermann every day pushes the MARXIST/ATHEIST/ISLAMOFASCIST/HOMOSEXUAL agenda of his EVIL mainstream media overlords!


Whether it’s taking quotes out of context; cropping video short; demonizing his opponents; or setting up strawman arguments, ol Keith will do what whatever he’s got to do to isolate REAL Americans from the TRUTH! *


Now, I don’t got no examples right handy, but I’m sure they’re out there; after all, he’s a LIBERAL! He’s a TRAITOR and liar by definition!
Case in point: his UNWARRANTED attack on good Christian Senator James Inhofe: It shouldn’t come as no surprise, but that AIN’T what Senator Inhofe meant!

As usual, “Mr.” Olbermann took this here quote completely out of context!


So I done sent a electrical mail to the Senator’s office for clarification, and got the following in reply:

To: Norma Jean
From:
Senator Inhofe


Yes ma’am! It’s true! I did call “Senator” Franken a clown!
But what the mainstream media won’t tell you is that I was not using “clown” as a pejorative!

It is an apt description of the inexplicable powers this man possesses!


You see, as we embraced he somehow made use of a kind of “clown voodoo” to entice me to inhale deeply of his soft, yet masculine scent.


His intoxicating musk, if you will.


And surely it must have been through use of some electrical device he concealed on his person that was responsible for the visceral response within my loins as we embraced.


After all, I am a child of God; a Christian Conservative; a homophobe of the highest order!
And good Christian Conservative men do NOT receive erections while embracing other men!

I am equally convinced that it was “Senator” Franken’s “clown voodoo” which subsequently led to the furious four-hour long masturbation session I engaged in immediately after.

Such evil belongs NOT within the halls of Congress!


Your Brother in Christ

James Inhofe

And there you have it, children!

If'n you didn't think Keith Olbermann was EVIL before, then this ought to prove it to you!

What could be more frightful than the mental image of the good Senator engaging in self-abuse?

Not much.


-Norma Jean

* Which is in stark contrast to them PATRIOTS over at Fox News, regardless of lib lies {Here}.

Monday, July 20

Eliminationism & You: Why Liberals Deserve to Die



Hello Children,


I ain't got much to say this update, other than that you can leave it to the pantywaist Leftists in America to start their bellyaching over a few "isolated" incidents of justifiable homicide.

This here is an interview with noted TERROR-APPEASER/RATIONALIST David Neiwert and his CRACKPOT ideas:






I said it before, and I'll say it again: it ain't that libs "disagree" with Republicans! It's that libs HATE America and everything she stands for!

You CANNOT be both a patriot AND a liberal!

Let me spell it out right and proper so even you dumb "libtards" out there can understand:

Conservatives are God's representatives on earth.
God speaks through Conservatives.
Libs hate Conservatives. Ergo, libs hate God.

So it must follow that God hates liberals!

Conservative = Patriot
Liberal = Commie Pinko



-Norma Jean

P.S. God hates atheists, too. So they also need to die, regardless of their "arguments" {Here}.

John Edwards: He's PSYCHIC, You Libtards! He Can't See the FUTURE!



Hello Children,


Looks like the liberal mainstream media is at again, persecuting another good Christian and mocking him all at the same time!

From the "libtards" over at NBC4:



Well ain't y'all just oh so funny, what with your witty plays on words and whatnot?

Just cause this feller accepts "donations" for his services don't mean he ain't a humanitarian at heart! If'n he didn't accept "compensation," he couldn't afford to fly all round the country helping these poor folks in contacting their loved ones on "the Other Side!"

Now some of these "skeptics" (i.e. ATHEISTS!!) might say Mr. Edwards ain't doing nothing but prolonging the grieving process. Or even more absurd, they'll say he's making it even worse cause these folks will feel like they're losing a loved one a SECOND time!

Well that's just a whole mess of hooey, you ATHEISTIC HUMANIST HIPPIES {Here}:

Investigative Files

John Edward: Hustling the Bereaved

Joe Nickell
Superstar "psychic medium" John Edward is a stand-up guy. Unlike the spiritualists of yore, who typically plied their trade in dark-room séances, Edward and his ilk often perform before live audiences and even under the glare of TV lights. Indeed, Edward (a pseudonym: he was born John MaGee Jr.) has his own popular show on the SciFi channel called Crossing Over, which has gone into national syndication (Barrett 2001; Mui 2001). I was asked by television newsmagazine Dateline NBC to study Edward's act: was he really talking to the dead?
[...]

Skeptics make me SICK!

Y'all will burn in HELL for trying to get people to accept your "DATA" and "EVIDENCE!"



Why don't y'all say howdy to Charles Darwin while you're there?


-Norma Jean

Godly Massachusetts Police Protect People From Harvard Professors!




Massachusetts may be deeply in Yankee land, but there are some God-fearing patriotic police there.

This time, they took on a real liberal elitist: a Harvard Professor!



Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates Jr., one of the nation's pre-eminent African-American scholars, was arrested Thursday afternoon at his home by Cambridge police investigating a possible break-in. The incident raised concerns among some Harvard faculty that Gates was a victim of racial profiling.

Police arrived at Gates’s Ware Street home near Harvard Square at 12:44 p.m. to question him. Gates, director of the W.E.B. Du Bois Institute for African and African American Research at Harvard, had trouble unlocking his door after it became jammed.

He was booked for disorderly conduct after “exhibiting loud and tumultuous behavior,” according to a police report. Gates accused the investigating officer of being a racist and told him he had "no idea who he was messing with,'' the report said.

Gates told the officer that he was being targeted because "I'm a black man in America.''

Well, the professor was half right: yes, it is a crime to be a black male. For a while I thought it was only a crime in the Godly South, but evidently there are patriots in Yankeeland as well.

But dear Professor, you are also a liberal elitist (Harvard, no less!) It is high time that our college students were protected from being taught by people like you!

This is what European Health Care Means for us!



It is no secret that President Barack "I love healthcare" Obama wants us to be like Europe when it comes to health care.

Do you know what that means?

It means subjecting your children to television ads like this German one:



We need to stop this healthcare reform, before it is too late!

Sunday, July 19

The CIA: Violating the Rights & Laws of America, thereby Safeguarding Them!



Hello Children,

Shitfire, y’all! I just cannot express how much these “Dummycrats” and “libtards” get my blood a boiling!

They hate America so much, they’re willing to AID and ABET Al Queda leadership in MURDERING more of our citizens!


And just so you know, that AIN’T the same thing as wishing Al Queda would attack America {Here}! Cause that was uttered by a TRUE PATRIOT!


First off, we got PROOF that DEMONIC LIBERALS in Congress were so eager to see Americans killed that they leaked vital STATE SECRETS to their co-conspirators in the press!

From COMMIE Keith Olbermann:


Now I know you no-account libs out there will start writing nonsense, like how it was actually the intelligence services themselves who done been leaking nonsense like this to the press, further strengthening the argument that it’s Congress and not the CIA who is more trustworthy!


Hooey!


It’s obvious to anyone what got a BRAIN (which precludes Democrats LOL!) what’s actually occurred: noble and upstanding members of the intelligence services done fulfilled their patriotic duty by reporting to the WORTHLESS and UNTRUSTWORTHY legislative branch what’s been going on.


Then, true to their Marxist roots, the Democrats leaked the reports to their commie sympathizers in the intelligence services, who in turn leaked them to the press!

It’s right diabolical is what it is! Praise to Yahweh that we got Liz Chaney watching out for this cloak and dagger chicanery!


-Norma Jean

Japs: Are They Yellow Republicans?



Hello Children,


Y’all ought know by now that I know – thanks to the Bible – that us here in America are God’s Chosen People!

Course, that ain’t to say some Americans – likely most – won’t be going to hell.

  • Anyone what ain’t Episcopalian, Baptist or Pentecostal will go to hell.
  • Anyone what voted “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama will go to hell.
  • Anyone what’s registered Democrat will go to hell.

The only folks going to heaven are us Republicans. That’s it! No one else is allowed!

So adding up the numbers, it shouldn’t surprise no one that there ain’t going to be no Japs in heaven.

And up ‘til today, I didn’t see no problem with that, seeing as how they’re generally a conniving, underhanded people likely inhabited by demons anyhow.

But then I seen this:

Children, I am deeply saddened by what I see happening in Japan!

This is a people so distrustful of outsiders, they ain’t willing to allow in foreign workers to fill vital roles.

A nation which detests and fears foreigners?!

I swanny! They’re Republicans!

Now if only these Japs would accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior, they would make great Conservatives!




-Norma Jean

Friday, July 17

Godly Virginia Republican Spells it all out!



My goodness, there is hope for our country after all!



Hear that! If we can't win at the ballot box, we go to the "bullet box". That's right, we have that RIGHT to fight against tyranny!

(note; yeah, some libs might say "tyranny" means "you just got your butts handed to you during the last election", but we KNOW that we are on God's side.)

Thursday, July 16

MSNBC: finally seeing the light!




I can't believe this, but liberal MSNBC is finally seeing things our way. Last night on Hardball, they had an Imperial Wizard on! Really! At least that is what the uber-unpatriotic lib Daily Kos aays:

The Imperial Wizard Of MSNBC. Hotlist

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Thu Jul 16, 2009 at 06:07:16 AM PDT

Feel free to watch the whole awful, terrible, no good, VERY bad thing...



I can't believe that MSNBC is representing our side by featuring Mr. Pat Buchanan!

Tuesday, July 14

Godly Senator Sessions: Knows that all of "them" think alike!



Senator Sessions points out that another "Spic" voted the way that Sotomayor should have voted:



Can you believe that the libs are up in arms over this?

Hey, all REAL White People vote the same way (the Christian Conservative Republican Way), don't they?

Lady Democrat Joins Godly Republicans in Protecting Us From Hybrid Humans!




I have to counter Sister Norma-Jean just a little bit. Lately, she has wondered aloud about the role that the "fairer sex" has in leadership positions.

Well, sometimes even a Democrat will follow the lead of the Brave, Godly Republican Men; here is a good example:


That is Senator Mary Landrieu, DEMOCRAT from the Godly state of Louisiana!

What did this lady do? She is joining with ultra masculine Godly Republican men to protect us from "hybrid humans":

WASHINGTON – U.S. Senator Sam Brownback today with Senator Mary Landrieu (D-LA) introduced the Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act of 2009.

“This legislation works to ensure that our society recognizes the dignity and sacredness of human life,” said Brownback. “Creating human-animal hybrids, which permanently alter the genetic makeup of an organism, will challenge the very definition of what it means to be human and is a violation of human dignity and a grave injustice.”

The Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act would ban the creation of human-animal hybrids. Human-animal hybrids are defined as those part-human, part-animal creatures, which are created in laboratories, and blur the line between species. The bill is modest in scope and only affects efforts to blur the genetic lines between animals and humans. It does not preclude the use of animals or humans in legitimate research or health care where genetic material is not passed on to future generations, such as the use of a porcine heart valve in a human patient or the use of a lab rat with human diseases to develop treatments.

Brownback continued, “This legislation is both philosophical and practical as it has a direct bearing upon the very essence of what it means to be human, and it draws a bright line with respect to how far we can go in attempting to create new creatures made with genes from both humans and animals.

“My background is in agriculture, and for a number of years we have been working with crops and animals to produce a superior soy bean, a superior cow, and so-on. We can genetically engineer safe products and herds that are disease resistant or that possess more desirable attributes. But doing this in plants and livestock is very different than doing this in humans.

“The issue is that when you make changes in the germ-line, such changes are passed along to one’s offspring. You could make a change now that could be passed along through the gene-pool for the rest of humanity. We do not know what the full effect of this could be, and it could be disastrous.

“Tampering with the human germ-line could be the equivalent to setting a time-bomb that might detonate many generations down the line; but once it is set, there is no reversing course.

“I am optimistic that our nation we will make a sound choice for the generations to come. Already, in Louisiana last month, Governor Jindal signed legislation into law that would prohibit the creation of human-animal hybrids. That law is modeled after earlier versions of the legislation that we introduce today.”

The following senators are orginal co-sponsors: Senators Sam Brownback (R-KS), Mary Landrieu (D-LA), Jim Bunning (R-KY), Richard Burr (R-NC), Saxby Chambliss (R-GA), Tom Coburn (R-OK), Bob Corker (R-TN), John Cornyn (R-TX), Jim DeMint (R-SC), John Ensign (R-NV), Lindsey Graham (R-SC), James Inhofe (R-OK), Mike Johanns (R-NE), Jon Kyl (R-AZ), Mel Martinez (R-FL), John McCain (R-AZ), James Risch (R-ID), John Thune (R-SD), David Vitter (R-LA), George Voinovich (R-OH), and Roger Wicker (R-MS).




I feel safer already! I don't know, but I sure feel safer that I know those mean old scientists won't be cooking up any new half-human, half-animal species! Of course, creationism teaches us that only The Almighty can create new species anyway, so poor old Harriet is a mite puzzled.

But being that this comes from Godly Republicans, it has to be good.

Monday, July 13

Quickies: You Can’t Make an Omelet Without Breaking Some Eggs/ Science Rapes Faith Once Again! Atheists Cackle While Christians Wail Balefully!



Hello Children,


Lord Almighty, y’all!

I tell you, ain’t nothing worse than having no-account layabouts on your staff! You got to watch them like a hawk not just to make sure they’re doing their jobs, but also to ensure they ain’t robbing you blind!

And today’s one of them days! I was looking out my window earlier and seen them illegal M I hired lazing about, sitting on the ground and EATING! They was EATING on MY time!

So I decided to confront them! And surprise, surprise, they done started bellyaching that I ain’t give them no time for lunch during their 15-hour days, and that their salaries ain’t enough for them to survive on, and that I really ought give them back their passports, and other such nonsense!

Believe you me, I done tore into them like a windmill in a tornado!

Imagine: me, a good Christian-Conservative, getting lectured to just cause I ain't providing a "living wage!"

Dadblame Mexicans ought be happy I'm paying them anything! After all, in a more genteel time, I could have just sold them uppity Latinos for a pretty penny and been done with it!


Anyhow, I best be getting back out there to make sure they don’t go drinking my water - AGAIN - so y’all will have to make do with a couple Monday evening Quickies:


You Can’t Make an Omelet Without Breaking Some Eggs
Bleeding heart liberals make me sick!

Just watch what LIES ol’ Keith Olbermann spews forth:

Sweet Jesus have mercy!

I ain’t right sure where ol’ Keith wants to live (probably Cuba, or North Korea, or one of them other countries filled with brown or yellow people!), but I for one am dang glad to live in a country where we got such good-hearted patriots so baldly wish for the death of his fellow citizens!

And better yet, this feller is employed by our government!

Why ain’t there more like him?

Unless course we get ourselves another Republican in office, then this here talk would be TREASON! Anyone talk like that while a Republican is in office ought be BURNED AT THE STAKE for wishing for the death of fellow citizens!

But since that ain’t the case, talk like that is so PATRIOTIC, it brings a tear to these tired old eyes!

God bless the terrorists!


Science Rapes Faith Once Again! Atheists Cackle While Christians Wail Balefully!

Y’all know why Republicans don’t trust SCIENCE or its practitioners of the DARK ARTS: the RESEARCHERS and SCIENTISTS?!

“Studies;” “evidence;” “proof;” thems all code words for SECULAR HUMANISM, the most EVIL, HORRIFIC, and BRUTAL philosophy ever concocted!



I don’t need nothing to add “credibility” to my beliefs!

I’m a Republican! Everything I believe is 100% TRUTH!

How do I know it’s 100% TRUTH?

Cause I’m a Republican!

PWN'd again, "libtards!"


-Norma Jean

Sunday, July 12

Fallacies of Gender: Part I



Hello Children,

This here is the first of a series of articles. I ain’t sure yet whether it’ll be one or two more articles, or more than that.

Maybe it’s just me, but it seems lately there’s been a right near glut of sordid immorality getting reported on the television and radio here lately.

Now being as the mainstream media is overwhelmingly composed of amoral Marxists, that shouldn’t come as no surprise; after all, they been working for decades to erode America’s solid Christian foundation.

But I’m afeard there’s been an unnatural upswing in the number of these horrid stories of debauchery!

What done broke the camel’s back for me was the airing last month of Dr. Robin’s show, via a outer space machine transmitting thingamabob doohickey.

Now, it all started all well and good what with her warning of the dangers little boys face at the hands of pedophile papists and homosexuals, which is all in keeping with the morals of the Bible.

But then she done said some nonsense what got me all hot under the collar! She done said something what not only violated sacred stereotypes of AMERICAN POP CULTURE, but also blasphemed the Bible itself!

She said - child, I got to tell you my hands is shaking in righteous indignation as I type this - that boys can victims of abuse...by WOMEN!

Just like this mess of hooey from her guests' website {Here}:

Myth #7 - If the perpetrator is female, the boy or adolescent should consider himself fortunate to have been initiated into heterosexual activity.

In reality, premature or coerced sex, whether by a mother, aunt, older sister, baby-sitter or other female in a position of power over a boy, causes confusion at best, and rage, depression or other problems in more negative circumstances. To be used as a sexual object by a more powerful person, male or female, is always abusive and often damaging.

Believing these myths is dangerous and damaging.

  • So long as society believes these myths, and teaches them to children from their earliest years, sexually abused males will be unlikely to get the recognition and help they need.
  • So long as society believes these myths, sexually abused males will be more likely join the minority of survivors who perpetuate this suffering by abusing others.
  • So long as boys or men who have been sexually abused believe these myths, they will feel ashamed and angry.
  • And so long as sexually abused males believe these myths they reinforce the power of another devastating myth that all abused children struggle with: that it was their fault. It is never the fault of the child in a sexual situation - though perpetrators can be quite skilled at getting their victims to believe these myths and take on responsibility that is always and only their own.
NONSENSE!

I reckon it might be beneficial if the young ‘uns were given a little guidance from those of us a bit more worldly; a little more experienced in staving off the sins of carnal knowledge.

First, we’ll reaffirm some common wisdom what’s been muddied up by being “studied” and “analyzed” by SCIENCE!

Regardless of what you learned in your PUBLIC (i.e. COMMUNIST INDOCTRINATION) schooling or might have read in “science journals,” the knowledge I’m about to impart to y’all is unvarnished TRUTH!

It’s TRUTH cause it’s what’s been handed down to us through the Bible, that great instruction booklet for life that ain’t NEVER wrong, NEVER contradictory, ALWAYS brings us closer to God (and to a lesser extent, Jesus).

It’s TRUTH cause it’s what’s been handed down to us through SIT-COMS, television's only redeeming feature!

I mean, aside from the 700 Club!

Afore we get started, I want to warn y’all that I’m about to write about subjects what are best left behind bedroom doors, but there just ain’t no alternative no more! The Marxist terror-appeasers of the Democrat Socialist Party done pushed us REAL Americans into a corner, so we got to come out swinging…even if that includes obscene subjects.

Like sex.

Lesson 1:

Men and women are fundamentally dissimilar in nearly every respect; there are innate, biologically-driven differences that were set in stone the moment we were conceived (when God breathes life into us), and there ain’t no way that can EVER change!

Now don’t you go thinking that environment plays ANY part in gender development; that’s almost like saying God ain’t in control and that we ain’t predestined for the lives we lead! And that’s just hooey!

That there is the overarching TRUTH of Man; everything else is just a subset of that one, Holy TRUTH.

So if’n you got into your fool head the idea that human traits - especially sexuality - exists on some sort of “spectrum,” you best be forgetting that nonsense! Everything about gender is black OR white; there ain’t NO blending NOWHERE!

You’re EITHER man OR woman; EITHER gay (EVIL!!) OR straight!

Now afore I continue, I’d like to address an issue I’m sure you “libtards” and “EVIL-utionists” are hammering on about on your dang keyboards.

I’m sure y’all SECULAR ATHEISTS are probably bellyaching that my premise is flawed cause they ain’t in reality ONLY two genders, but that it too exists on a spectrum.

Well guess what, EVIL LIBS? You’re WRONG!

Know why you’re wrong, other than the reason you’re GODLESS HEATHENS?

Then you’ll have to catch my next installment.

To be continued…


-Norma Jean

Wednesday, July 8

BREAKING: El Paso Cracks Down on Queers! Christains Weep for Joy As Yahweh Smiles! Dem's Once Again Swear Blood Oath to Satan!



Hello Children,


If’n Kentucky didn’t so cry out in need for my presence, I tell you I’d move to El Paso in a heartbeat!

Not only do they got some HOLY laws, but they got some God-fearing officers of the law willing to carry them out!

From KVIA {Here}:

video

The only downside to all this is that the police department ain’t willing to stand up for their brother officer as he takes a stand against the IMMORALITY of the gays!


I’m sure you “libtards” out there are already banging away again on your computing machines, frantically writing me another hate filled electrical mail filled with your usual AMORAL MARXIST rants!

Or questions like, “How does one define ‘homosexual behavior’?”

Or probably an ever WORSE question I’ll get: “In some cultures, a kiss is a common greeting even among members of the same sex. Consequently, wouldn’t this law infringe upon free speech?”

Well listen up, COMMIES! That there is an argument SUPPORTING an anti-same sex kissing law!

Cause that ain’t a common greeting in America!


And as everbody knows, the way we do things here in America is the ONLY way ANYTHING ought be done!

Thus, same-sex kissing as greeting is UNAMERICAN!

Q.E.D. the GAYS is UNAMERICAN!

The GAYS don't just hate JESUS! They hate AMERICA!

Need I remind y'all that Arizona is home (one of them) to the GOP's elder statesman, John McCain?

The GOP: fighting "equal rights" since 1948!


-Norma Jean

Edit: Them dadblame GAYS and their hedonistic PAGANISM done got me all a flustered so bad, I thought El Paso was located in Arizona!
To be fair though, all them states near Mexico look alike to me, what with being filled with NON-WHITE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!

(H/T to Sister Harriet for pointing out the mistake the GAYS made me post!)