Tuesday, June 30

American Utopia: Government of the Church, by the Church, and for the Church!



Hello Children,


If’n there’s one thing I’ve learned as a Christian-Conservative over the 93 years I been on this earth, it’s this: MIGHT MAKES RIGHT!

Following that simple logic, it don’t take no genius to see who’s the penultimate righteous power on earth: government! (course, Yahweh is the ULTIMATE power!)

Being proper REAL Americans, us neo-cons follow good Ronnie’s maxim that government ought be small enough “to drown in a bathtub!”


Except for the military of course, cause that ain’t really government; that’s just America’s arm of Christian proselytization, kind of like having our own Crusaders!


At least, it is ‘til “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama decides to use the army to enforce his plan to institute Sharia Law, ensuring that Americans will convert to Islam or die!

But that’s a subject for another day.

While government is second only to our Lord and Savior in power and righteousness, there is a hierarchy, with American democracy right up near the top as the best.


But there is an even BETTER form of government, one that properly looks after the SPIRITUAL health of its populace. Shouldn’t nobody worry about the physical well being of its citizens like “clean” water or “clean” air; nor ought anybody worry about “civil liberties” like “privacy,” or “habeas corpus!” It’s the here-after that’s important!


THEOCRACY
; it’s a government us REAL Americans almost had under George W. Bush (the best President EVER!), one that was cruelly taken from us when ACORN helped steal the last election!
We might yet see this most Holy of governments here, but it requires protecting a regime what’s been considered evil up ‘til now.

Iran.

The way I see it, Iran has almost everything us REAL Americans (i.e. Christian-Conservative) crave: a nominally democratic society, but with final authority resting with a leader; a strong nationalist security force, backed by paramilitary militias; a political leader who fantasizes of fulfilling End Time prophecies; liberties like “free speech” and “right to a trial” subject to the whims of said political and religious leaders (well, we KIND OF got that {Here}. But we need to sacrifice MORE liberties for security).

The only downside is they ain’t worshiping the right god: Yahweh! But at least they got the framework for Utopia. Now all they got to do is convert to Christianity!


-Norma Jean

Monday, June 29

Quickies: Starvation: a Neo Conservative’s Tough Love/Governor Sanford: God-fearing Politician AND a Poet? Jackpot!



Hello Children,


It's getting a mite late, so I reckon I'll have to cut today's post a bit short.

So here is a couple Monday evening Quickies, courtesy them EVIL liberal media elites over at MSNBC:


Starvation: a Neo Conservative’s Tough Love

Leave it the “libtards” of America to mock and belittle all the things that made this country great!



As usual, the only thing “Mr.” Olbermann’s list highlights is his IGNORANCE of all things MORAL!

There ain’t NOTHING written in the Bible bout government stepping in to hand out food to “poor” people!

Now if’n some individual wants to step in and enable the laziness of these folks, well that’s their prerogative, however wrong-headed it may be!

But just remember what Jesus said: “Give a man a fish…” blah, blah, blah. Even though I don’t agree with what Jesus says (why should I teach anyone anything? As a God-fearing Neo Conservative, I know that it’s best if’n folks pull themselves up by their bootstraps, not depend on me to “teach” them!), I reckon we still got to obey what He says, even if it don’t mention that in the GOOD parts of the Bible (Old Testament).

Besides her compassionate stance on how hunger can motivate children and lazy hippies to work minimum wage jobs (why not lower the age we send children to work? Ain’t nothing build character for a 12-year-old better than 15-hour shifts!), Ms. Davis brings up an interesting point: it’s better for starving children to sit around a table bereft of food than to send them to school where they’ll get “nourishment” by suckling at the teat of government!

Food: the libs’ gateway drug to entitlement programs!


Governor Sanford: God-fearing Politician AND a Poet? Jackpot!

It sure don’t come as no surprise to us folks what keep an eye on the news, but it’s still a dadblame shame what’s going on in South Carolina with Governor Sanford.


Y’all might recollect Sister Harriet pointing out the INSIDIOUS plot “President” Barack Hussein Obama hatched just to snare that poor feller {Here}, but it ain’t all bad.

No matter what AMORAL PAGAN Keith Olbermann says:


Shitfire, y’all! This ain’t no scandal cause there ain’t no hypocrisy!


Let me spell it out for any of you “libtards” reading:

  • Clinton = Democrat
  • Sanford = Republican
PWN’d!

Anyhow, so what if’n he went and fell in love with a woman from Argentina? Who of us can say that ain’t NEVER happened to them?

I sure enough can’t.

And I got to tell you, them emails the governor sent…well they got ol’ Norma Jean a tingling in places what ain’t been touched by a man in ought near a week!


-Norma Jean

Sunday, June 28

A Liberal Elitist Gets It!



They don't come more liberal or more elite than this fellow:



Yes, this is Dr. Paul Krugman who wrote the book The Conscience of a Liberal and won the Nobel Prize in economics.

But even Dr. Krugman understands a fundamental truth or two:
And after watching a series of scandals unfold, I’ve come to the conclusion that the liberal reaction — that the hypocrisy of the moralizers undermines their cause — just doesn’t come to grips with the conservative worldview.

From their point of view the cause, the need to police what people do in bed, is, by definition, right, because it’s literally God-given. So the fact that some of those trying to police what other people do in bed are themselves doing nasty things does not reflect on the cause itself — on the contrary, it shows just how necessary more bed-snooping is.

(emphasis mine)

He concludes:

So left is left and right is right, and never the twain shall meet.


Wow! For a liberal, that is very well said!

Friday, June 26

Exporting Godliness Around the World..



Well here is yet another Glory-Be!

The British are finally coming around; right now they have taken to giving those evil pot-growers the Dick Cheney treatment:
Six members of London’s metropolitan police force are the focus of a criminal investigation after a corruption probe revealed allegations by a serving officer that detectives waterboarded suspects allegedly caught with a “large amount” of marijuana.

“The officers under investigation were among 10 based in Enfield, north London, who were suspended in February in one of the worst allegations of corruption to hit the Metropolitan police in recent years,” reported The Telegraph.

“The part of the inquiry focusing on alleged police brutality has been taken over by the Independent Police Complaints Commission (IPCC),” reported the Times Online. “It is examining the conduct of six officers connected to drug raids in November in which four men and a woman were arrested in Enfield and Tottenham.


Now if only our Police Departments would pick up on this tactic and use it on the truly evil people in our society, which include: Obama voters, liberals, MSNBC viewers, Daily Kos bloggers, Democrats, atheists, scientists, and, of course, Mexicans.

Police giving yet another evil-doer the business!



With any luck, we'll be able to bring back the following Godly crime fighting treatments!

Godly Football League Has Their Priorities Straight!




Well, Glory-Be!!! At least we have one sports league that has their priorities straight!

(via: Sandwalk)
The New York Times ran an article on football teams for home schooled children and this photo appears on their website under the caption ...

The Glory for Christ Football League in Georgia grew out of a desire to provide an option for young men who are home-schooled but cannot play in local football leagues.




For one, note how low on the list "acedemics" and "atheletics" are on the list! God comes first!

Note also that the these folks don't have their heads full of worldly knowledge; they have more room for The Lord!

Thursday, June 25

President Obama: Caused Governor Sanford's Affair! He has been cursed!





That's right: Mr. Limbaugh correctly places the blame right on President Barack "I want everyone to have health care" Obama!

Of course, Godly Prayer Warriors are doing something about it: they are praying for President Obama's death:

As if President Obama doesn’t have enough to deal with - what with civil unrest in Iran, wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and economic malaise at home - now he’s also got a Southern Baptist minister praying for his death.

The Rev. Wiley Drake, pastor of the First Southern Baptist Church in Buena Park, Calif., told Fox News Radio earlier this month that he was practicing “imprecatory prayer” – a divine curse – that would bring about Obama’s death.

“So you’re praying for his death?” asked the show’s host, Alan Colmes.

“Yes.”

“So you’re praying for the death of the president of the United States?”

“Yes.”

The pugnacious pastor later elaborated: “If he does not turn to God and does not turn his life around, I am asking God to enforce imprecatory prayers that are throughout the Scripture that would cause him death, that’s correct.”


Now THAT is Christianity at its finest! Praise Jesus!

Neda Agha-Soltan: Liberal Media Elites Canonize Uppity A-rab! Patriotic Neocons See Through Ruse, Declare "Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish!"



Hello Children,


I can almost hear all you “libtards” and homosexual atheists (ain't that redundancy? LOL!) out there clacking away at your dadblame computing machines, sending me more of your disgusting lies via the “electrical mail” y’all are so attached to!


Well guess what, you stinking mess of commie pinkos? I don’t care!


I swanny! All these bleeding heart libs and their willing lapdogs in the mainstream media are so quick to lionize any foreigner, they don’t NEVER stop to consider they might be WRONG!

As is the case with uppity female terrorist, Neda Agha-Soltan:



Why is everbody getting so worked up about this one dadblame A-rab?!

Now I’ll be the first to admit that it’s always a tragedy when a young woman dies, cause that’s one less womb for Jesus to breathe life into with a man’s seed.
Which, by the way, is the only us women exist on earth, as taught to us by good Christians, thanks to George W. Bush (the best President EVER)!

We’re baby incubators ONLY; we best leave thinking to the menfolk!

But what’s been ignored by the libs’ and their “Pravda” news agencies is that this girl was a DANGEROUS SUBVERSIVE, and an immodest WHORE to boot!

Consider this:


  • Why was "Ms." Agha-Soltan outside of her home? Home is where womenfolk belong!
  • Why was "Ms." Agha-Soltan being escorted by a man NOT part of her family?!
  • Why was "Ms." Agha-Soltan taking part in a POLITICAL rally when everbody KNOWS* women ain’t supposed to have NO say in anything what might challenge the views, opinions or domain menfolk might have?!
Don't forget, y'all; Yahweh in His benevolent wisdom, apparently put a “wise leadership” gene inside the male gonads ONLY, leaving us silly females with sex organs bereft of common sense, or sage advice and whatnot. So we best defer to the fellers...for our own good.

Anyhow, my point is that this MALCONTENT was violating Sharia Law, and therefore deserving of DEATH!


Now I might LOATHE that A-rab country’s dominant religion; I might voice imprecatory prayers ever day for every one of them Moslems to either convert to Christianity or suffer a horrific, torment filled death; I might curse the imams and the fruition of their INSIDIOUS plot to seat Barack HUSSEIN Obama as a Manchurian Candidate!


But I got to admire the zeal with which their religious fundamentalists carry out the precepts of their silly “holy book” and its intolerant, flaky deity; a holy book I’ll remind you which ain’t NOTHING like the Bible, which is the inerrant word of our Just and Merciful God! (Except for the parts that match up; that part of their “holy book” really is Holy!)

It’s just disheartening to me to see folks with such religious fervor and unquestioning, unthinking, blind obedience to dogma refuse to see the light!

After all, them are good Conservative traits us evangelicals possess in spades!


Newt/Palin 2012!


-Norma Jean

*At least everbody with a proper respect for Yahweh knows this! Shitfire, even those Moslem pagans who worship their “all powerful,” “all knowing,” invisible “sky daddy” know that!

Wednesday, June 24

Christian Alerts us to Evil!




Observe Pure Evil:



Really! That is what this Christian Warrior tells us:



See? Stevie Nicks (of Fleetwood Mac fame) is EVIL.

Oh yes, the fact that Americans often yell JEEZUS H. CHRIST when things go wrong is proof that HE is indeed LORD and SAVIOR....but when some yell "oh f**k" that means...well never you mind that.

Tuesday, June 23

Need a Solution to the Iranian Situation? Ignore the "Libtards" and Ask a Neocon!



Hello Children,

WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

The GOP is tearing itself apart, just when we all ought be coming together! We got the opportunity to unify the party, lead the nation once again, and ultimately retake the reigns of government come ’12!

I reckon by now y’all done heard about all the turmoil happening over yonder in the A-rab land of Iran?

If’n you need a refresher, Sister Harriet done penned an article
{Here}.

Apparently, them Moslems are all up ‘n arms over election fraud, and they been taking to the streets against proper government authority, even going so far as to challenge their HOLY LEADERS!

Now, I understand they’re a mess of heathens, but they’re so close to having a political utopia (theocracy), that I reckon it’s a SIN if’n they upset the balance now!

Just look at what my old nemesis has to say:



Well, now ain’t the time to fall for the false words of silver-tongued RINOs! Not when we got REAL Republican Neocons like John McCain and Chuck Grassley speaking out about what a – children, I got to say a dirty word only cause it’s so apt – pussy as president!

As proper Republicans, it’s up to us to come together and pressure the government into making drastic decisions!

Now is the time to INVADE IRAN!

I know that might seem like a rash decision, considering none of the A-rabs over there have asked for our help, but it’s the only way to save the infrastructure of theocracy that could very well serve as a base of operations for Christians! Plus, them A-rabs don’t know what’s best for them, us Republicans do!

We got ourselves troops over in Iraq (an invasion which worked well, by the way), I’d reckon we could just march right on into Iran and defeat them in less than a week; it’d be easy, seeing as we would be greeted as liberators!

And once we get there, it’d be an easy matter of converting all them A-rabs over to a proper sect of Christ (Episcopal, Pentecostal, maybe Baptist).

And viola! America’s newest vassal: the Iranian Christian Republic! Besides being one step closer to fulfilling God’s ultimate plan to cleanse the earth in FIRE, we’d have ourselves a paradise fit for evangelicals!

I’d live there!

Remember, y’all: it’s us Neocons who have led America to where are today! Trust in us, and we’ll give you more of the same!


-Norma Jean

Patriotic Police Officer Subdues Crazed, Rage-Fueled Meth Addict! "Libtards" Cry Like Little Girls, Advocate Anarchy!



Hello Children,

I am so thoroughly disheartened by the lack of respect shown law enforcement by the public in general, but a certain population in particular!

Y’all might recollect Sister Harriet
{Here} opining on the video what displayed for the world to see the violence what inhabits the negro soul, ready to explode at the slightest provocation!

In this case, it weren’t nothing more than the reasonable, calm commands of a humble officer of the law given to the arrogant, raging savage of a inferior people!

Fortunately for this proper (i.e. white) police officer, the dashcam video has been released. Now color me surprised, y’all but it supports EVERYTHING Officer Martin stated!

Just as an aside, children, I find it utterly distasteful that police officers GOT to have dashcams anyhow! That implies that we ought rely on video evidence if’n it ever contradicts law enforcement (not as though that’d ever happen! I nearly wet myself with laughter evertime just
THINKING about it! LOL!)!

Now who should we believe:
  • The word of a person sworn to uphold the law who ain’t got NO stake in what’s happening?
  • Our own eyes?
Now we get to watch from beginning to end {Here}:



First off, how
DARE that ambulance driver not move over?! That INCONVENIENCED the poor officer nearly FIVE seconds before he was able to get around!

Secondly, shouldn’t nobody fault Officer Martin for zooming back at breakneck speed after his call just to hunt down the ambulance driver what failed to show proper obeisance to a
SUPERIOR BEING!

After all, it ain’t just
ILLEGAL (or at least it SHOULD be) to show ANY disrespect to ANY authoritarian (Matthew 22:21), but it’s also un-American! If’n you don’t show proper respect to a police officer, what’s next; expecting the government to get a warrant to read your email?!

You civil libertarians are a mess of pantywaists!

Now y’all notice something very fishy bout them fellers in the ambulance? The “EMT,” the “patient” and the “patient’s” “children” are all colored! There ain’t a proper (i.e. white) person in the bunch (I suspect the "driver" is one of them mulattoes)! It all seems mighty suspicious to me.

Y’all also note why Officer Martin told the “ambulance” driver why he pulled him over: because he made some sort of “hand gesture,” that’s why!

The EMT being a negro, I just assumed it was him flashing a gang sign; funny how Officer Martin don’t mention the words “middle finger,” “flipped,” or “the bird” till much, much later through his attorney. I’d reckon it’s just cause he was too flabbergasted by the event, and couldn’t bring himself to mention it.

And you know what else, child? The ambulance driver, being a mulatto and all, must
SURELY have “flipped the bird” at Officer !

Now I know you “libtards” out there are already burning up your keyboards to send me “electrical mail” asking how his being a mulatto correlates to his guilt of displaying an
OBSCENE GESTURE!

It’s cause police officers in America (especially the south) have been beaten up so badly by the ACLU for so long, they’re won’t even ATTEMPT to pull over any negro (and in Texas and Oklahoma, it's the dadblame Mexicans) for fear of running afoul of a lawsuit!

So that driver, already disdainful of law enforcement and knowing how unlikely it was he’d
EVER be stopped by police for disrespecting them, decided he’d express his RAGE at white folks by gesticulating in a way that resembled waving his middle finger!

Anyhow, good on Officer Martin for having the courage not only to pull over a filled ambulance, but being able to escalate the situation through cursing and yelling!

Kudos, Officer for having the faculties to see through the car roof as you sped past! I’d reckon most folks would have been paying closer attention to the highway than a car they’re passing, but not Officer Martin!

Further kudos on choosing to place the public in danger so as you could see whether or not to profile the driver!

Now
THAT’S the kind of police force we can all be proud of!


-Norma Jean

Monday, June 22

Liberals: Discount the Healing Power of Jesus



Sometimes I wonder where this country is heading.

First: the atheist-science-liberals doubt that miracles happen!

A young man in Kansas had a traumatic event in his life. Here's a simple outline of what happened.

Chase Kear has a serious accident, fracturing his skull.


Bystanders call for emergency medical help on their phones.

Doctors arrive in a helicopter.

Doctors administer emergency care.

Helicopter arrives at hospital; doctors take him into surgery.

Surgeons remove portion of his skull to protect his brain from swelling.

Kear is treated with antibiotics to prevent infections.

Swelling reduces, doctors restore Kear's skull.


Bystanders pray.

Family prays.

Family prays.

Family asks for the last rites to be administered to Kear.

Family prays.

Family prays.

Family prays.

Family prays.

Kear survives, is rehabilited, and seems to be making a full recovery.



So, of course, the lib-atheist-scientists claims that it was the medical treatment that saved this young man instead of The Almighty!!! Can you believe that?

But such liberal atheistic beliefs have some real life consequences. You have other liberals whining that people aren't being covered for the illnesses that they had while paying insurance premiums:

According to a Media Matters for America analysis*, the evening news broadcasts on ABC, CBS, NBC, and PBS have not covered a June 16 hearing by a House Energy and Commerce subcommittee on the practice by insurance companies of investigating the medical histories of people who become ill and submit claims for expensive treatments, on the grounds that those individuals had pre-existing conditions. The hearing featured testimony from Robin Beaton and Jennifer Wittney Horton, former policyholders who stated they had been subject to that practice, as well as testimony from insurance company executives. Noting that Paul Begala highlighted the media's lack of coverage of the hearing and linking to video of Beaton's testimony, national political correspondent Karen Tumulty wrote on Time.com's Swampland blog: "The more I thought about it, the more I realized what a missed opportunity this had been. There's no way I could possibly tell Robin Beaton's story nearly as powerfully as she did herself. So I asked C-SPAN's omnipotent Howard Mortman to dig up the clip out of their video library. Please watch this. It could happen to you or to someone you love."

In a June 16 post to Time.com's Swampland blog, Tumulty reported of the hearing:

In May, 2008, Robin Beaton, a retired registered nurse from Waxahachie, Texas, went to her dermatologist to be treated for acne. He mistakenly wrote down something on her chart that made it appear that she might have a pre-cancerous skin condition.

Not a big deal, right? It shouldn't have been, except that soon after that, she was diagnosed with something far more serious -- invasive and agressive breast cancer. Three days before she was scheduled for a double mastectomy, her insurance company, Blue Cross, called her and told her they were launching an investigation into the last five years of her health records. It turned out that dermatologist's note had been a red flag, and the company was looking for a way to cancel her policy on the grounds that she had been hiding a serious medical condition.

What Robin went through after that was a nightmare, one she tearfully described Tuesday morning in front of the House Energy and Commerce Committee's oversight and investigations subcommittee. "The sad thing is, Blue Cross gladly took my high premiums, and the first time I filed a claim and was suspected of having cancer, they searched high and low for a reason to cancel me," said Robin, whose hair is just beginning to grow back in from chemotherapy.

The subcommittee took a look today at an immoral -- and illegal -- practice in which some health insurance companies engage. It's called post-claims underwriting, and you should know about it. Because you or someone you love could be a victim if they buy insurance on the individual insurance market. Robin got her mastectomy, but only after her congressman, Joe Barton, leaned on the head of the company. (This is constituent service, in the very best sense of why we elect these guys. But the best thing they could do is to make sure it doesn't happen to anyone's constituent.)

There were other witnesses, too. Like Peggy Raddatz, whose brother Otto Raddatz lost his insurance coverage right before he was scheduled to receive an expensive stem-cell transplant to treat his lymphoma. Why? Because Fortis Insurance Company discovered that his doctor had found gall stones and an aneurysm on a CT scan -- conditions that had nothing to do with his cancer, and that never bothered him, and that he wasn't even aware of. And Jennifer Wittney Horton of Los Angeles, whose coverage was canceled because she had been taking a drug for irregular menstruation. Now, she can't get coverage anywhere else. "Since my recission, I have had to take jobs that I do not want, and put my career goals on hold to ensure that I can find health insurance," she told the subcommittee. "Fortunately, after my husband and I got married, I was able to gain coverage through his company's group health care plan. However, if he ever loses his job, or I don't have employment with a company that offers group health insurance, I might have to go without insurance."

In his June 19 CNN.com commentary piece, Begala wrote of the hearing:

It was as dramatic as congressional testimony gets. Yet it got no airtime on the networks, nor, as far as I can tell, on cable news, although CNN.com did run a story. Time's Tumulty was all over it, as was Lisa Girion of The Lost Angeles Times. But the story did not make The New York Times.

Nor The Washington Post, which found space on the front page the morning after the hearing for a story on the cancellation of Fourth of July fireworks in Shippensburg, Pennsylvania, but not a story on the cancellation of health insurance for deathly ill Americans who've paid their premiums.

Stupak, and the Energy and Commerce Committee chairman, Henry Waxman, D-California, did their job. Why didn't the media do its? Why were the outrages uncovered by Stupak and Waxman un-covered by most of the media?

Indeed, according to a Media Matters search** of the Nexis database, The New York Times and The Washington Post have still not reported on the hearing.




You see? There are few problems:

1. If The Almighty wanted these people to get well, they would have! Haven't they heard of prayer?

2. The insurance companies have their money because God wants them to have it! Why it is a sin to force these companies to pay out these benefits!

3. Of course there is the "pre-existing" conditions thing; but hey, if they relied on God, there wouldn't be a problem!

Sunday, June 21

Sunday Funnies: Only Fat, Gluttonous Idiots Want Universal Health Care!



Hello Children,

I'm sorry to confess that I ain't quite in the chipper mood Sundays normally put me.

This morning we had ourselves a visiting pastor from up north (A Yankee! A Damn Cincinnatti Yankee!), and as soon as he stood up he got to preaching all about the love that Jesus has for us all, how all we got to do is ask and He will forgive us our sins, and even that none of us ought be telling others that the End is Near!

Shitfire, y'all! If'n I wanted to hear silly hippie preaching like that, I'd head over to listen to the heresy at the local Unitarian "church!"

You ask me, ain't nothing better than hearing a man of God threaten sinners with everlasting damnation, at the same time scaring everybody witless with warnings that, "the End is Nigh!"

Anyhow, at least I got me some Sunday Funnies to help cheer me up. As usual, good ol' Chuck Asay is {Here} and below:

LOL! I declare!

Just like he always does, ol' Chuck hits the nail on the dadblame head! Is there any other political cartoonist in America who can so succinctly illustrate what fools libs and Independents really are?

Don't them dummies understand that the ONLY reason Americans stay healthy is cause it saves them a little money?!

That's IT! There just ain't NO OTHER REASON!

Cause if'n you pay attention, all them European countries with UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE are filled to the brim with the fattest, most unhealthy people the world has ever seen!

Just don't pay no nevermind to the LIBERAL MAINSTREAM MEDIA and their LIES {Here} or {Here}!

Now I'd like to leave y'all with one of ol' Chuck's cartoons from last week:

Remember, y'all: any American who wants to change the way health care is administered here is a COMPLETE IDIOT!

Especially them dumb layabouts without health insurance!

Don't forget come 2012 that you got us Republicans to thank for keeping that number so high.

You're welcome.


-Norma Jean

Saturday, June 20

Godly Politician: Hunger can be a good motivator!




The State of Missouri has some Godly state legislators.



State Representative Cynthia Davis doesn't see the need for programs which help poor lazy people feed their kids during the summer months:

Meals will be served at designated sites to children age 18 and under. Meals also are available to individuals’ age 18 to 21 that are determined by a state or local educational agency to be mentally or physically disabled and who participate during the school year in an established school program for the mentally or physically disabled.


Her comment:

Anyone under 18 can be eligible? Can’t they get a job during the summer by the time they are 16? Hunger can be a positive motivator. What is wrong with the idea of getting a job so you can get better meals?

Tip: If you work for McDonald’s, they will feed you for free during your break.


Of course, the liberals are crying and pouting over this Godly legislator speaking the truth. They are even saying stuff like this:

Is she's wrong too. I worked at a McDonalds. They don't feed you for free. You have to pay for your meals.


Anyway, surf to her website to hear truthful stuff like fatigued people are just lazy, etc.

Roeder, Von Brunn, Forde: American Heroes Smeared by Liberal Media Elites!



Hello Children,

Well, looks like the Marxist “libtards” in this country continue their assault on the rights and liberties of us REAL Americans!

Y’all might recollect
{Here} and {Here} how Sister Harriet and I praised the HEROIC and COURAGEOUS actions of America’s premier pro-life (pro-life for fetuses, not adults) movement advocate, Scott Roeder.

Course, the liberal mainstream media and their CO-CONSPIRATORS in law enforcement didn’t waste no time in vilifying this PATRIOT, hunting him down like some COMMON CRIMINAL and charging him with MURDER!

Can you believe that?!

At least us REAL Americans, i.e. Christian-Conservatives, can experience some comfort in the knowledge that “Tiller the Killer” won’t never “help” another woman ever again.

Thank Jesus for the truisms of Bill O’Reilly!

But it don’t stop there!

June 10th, an American HERO was nearly killed when a would-be assassin decided to take justice into his own hands:

[...]Von Brunn is charged with a federal count of murder, according to court documents. If convicted, said acting U.S. Attorney Channing Phillips, he would face a mandatory sentence of life in prison without parole and, if certain criteria are met, could face the death penalty.

Von Brunn also is charged with killing while in possession of a firearm in a federal facility.

He remained hospitalized in critical condition Thursday from shots fired by other security guards. The complaint says he was shot in the face and fell backward outside the museum's front door.

Stephen Tyrone Johns, the security guard who was shot to death, had opened the door for the gunman, who then raised a rifle and killed him, authorities told reporters Thursday.[...]

This VIGILANTE could have killed this BRAVE feller who was simply exercising his Constitutionally-granted, God-given right to bear arms!

And how was this victimized poor man rewarded for his patriotism?

HE WAS ARRESTED!

And you know who the liberals are actually calling the HERO of this story?!

THE VILLIAN!

They’re honoring the negro who was shot and killed!

Sorry, “libtards!” You can be a negro OR you can be a hero, but you can’t be BOTH! That’s an oxymoron!

Fortunately, there are some good Christians out there working to right this wrong!

And this week I come across a story of a MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE! It’s so sick and disturbing! Just watch this from Crooks and Liars:

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Remember how all those right-wing pundits proclaimed the Minutemen as being just like a neighborhood watch? Michelle Malkin called it "the mother of all neighborhood watches."Lou Dobbs labeled it "this country's biggest neighborhood watch program". Bill O'Reillydeclared: "Talking Points applauds the Minutemen. They are in the great tradition of neighborhood watch groups."

Boy, that sure is some neighborhood watch:

Accused ringleader Shawna Forde told her family in recent months that she had begun recruiting members of the Aryan Nations and that she planned to begin robbing drug-cartel leaders, her brother Merrill Metzger said Monday in a telephone interview from Redding, Calif.

"She was talking about starting a revolution against the United States government," he said.

Here is a recording of the 911 call made by the victim who survived -- the mother of 9-year-old Brisenia Flores, who was shot "two or three times" while her mother lay nearby. As she's on the phone, you can hear the killers return and open fire on her again, and hear her return fire:

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The accused shooter, Jason Eugene Bush, was charged Friday in the 1997 murder of a sleeping, homeless Hispanic man in Wenatchee, Wash.
"Bush has had long-standing ties to the Aryan Nations," Sgt. John Kruse of the Wenatchee police wrote in a statement filed in Chelan County Superior Court.

The Pima County Sheriff's Department arrested Forde, Bush and Arivaca resident Albert Robert Gaxiola on Friday and accused them of killing Raul Flores, 29, and his daughter Brisenia, 9, during a home invasion. Flores' wife was injured during the attack and returned fire, wounding Bush, investigators said.

Forde, 41, who has lived primarily in Everett, Wash., was the executive director of Minutemen American Defense, and she had named Bush the "operations director" for the group's border-watch activities along the Arizona-Mexico border.

... Forde's brother, Metzger, worked for the organization at its inception years ago, but he quit, he said, "when it started to get too deep."

He and other family members grew suspicious of Forde and started talking to police about her after her husband was shot in their Everett home in December.

That's why, Metzger said, he had an audio recorder running when she visited his Northern California home in early May.

"She sat right here on my couch and told me that she was going to start an underground militia. This militia was going to start robbing drug-cartel dealers — rob them and steal their money or drugs," Metzger said.

... Investigators think the May 30 robbery was intended to be the first in a series of such attacks intended to fund the border-watch group and a new venture, O'Connor said. Forde planned on starting a business of helping free kidnap victims in other countries, he said.

She also spoke of the venture to her brother, he said.

"She was telling me that they were going to start some sort of militia that was going to go overseas and aid and abet those who are kidnapped. She said she was going to go to Syria," he said.

I warned some time back that this was precisely the arc of flight that the Minuteman movement was taking:

This is, after all, an organization that has indicated it intends to expand its purview. And the concept of the Minutemen as a right-wing citizen vigilante force has uses well beyond even border patrols. These endorsements may wind up giving the Minutemen more than their 15 seconds of fame -- and that could be a problem for many years to come.

The problem, as always, is its inherent vigilantism:

The reality-based picture of the Minutemen that's emerging is not of a friendly "neighborhood watch" for the border, but of a chaotic collection of hatemongers who seem intent on a kind of populist mob rule fueled by angry paranoia. It becomes a cover not for law and order, but for the ugliest kind of brutal authoritarianism.

That, in fact, is the face that vigilantism has always revealed eventually, even in Montana. As the history of the vigilantes revealed later, their early "victories" over predators like Henry Plummer soon gave way to a vicious lawlessness in which people were summarily hanged not just for horse theft but for drunken misbehavior or breaking out of a jail.

... You see, vigilantism always claims to be about law and order and preserving "traditional values." It is always, in the end, about the brutal imposition of mob rule without regard to the humanity of its targets. The proof, in the end, lies in the strange fruit it inevitably produces.


Lord Jesus Almighty!

A family terrorized! Blood spilt across the floor of a home devoid of violence mere moments before! The nation watches, stunned by the brutality and scandalized as they see the co-founder of a nationalist vigilante group hauled to jail in handcuffs!

Where is the OUTRAGE?!

I swanny! I don’t understand this country no more!

A man is shot and the perp just WALKS AWAY?!

Why ain’t that mother in jail? She CONFESSES on the 911 tape to shooting that poor man!
I can almost hear the bleeding-heart libs out there whining, “But the family were the victims! A man and his daughter were brutally murdered! The mother was simply defending herself!

Well guess what, pantywaists? They’re MEXICANS, so you know they were probably here ILLEGALY! And if’n they ain’t American, the Constitution don’t apply to them!

It’s the Gitmo defense, and it WORKS!

Well, I thank God every day that I live in a country in which good, honest Republicans routinely can - and do - stir up xenophobic fears and nationalistic jingoism!

I just don’t understand why us in the GOP are increasingly marginalized by mainstream America?

Must be the libs and their propagandists in the media!

Anyhow, I will pray for the soul of that poor, poor mother that God will forgive her for shooting a white man.


-Norma Jean

Uppity California Broad Smarts off to a General




Can you believe this?



Of course, the feminazis are going all ga-ga because some broad told off a General.

Hey, he didn't call her "toots" so I don't see what the problem is. You can go to a real news site and vote in a poll here.

So how should women be treated? Senator Inhofe from the Godly State of Oklahoma shows us how.

Friday, June 19

Quickies: Looking for the Anti-Christ? Find the Mason-Dixon Line & Keep Driving NORTH!



Hello Children,

I’m a mite busy entertaining a young gentleman friend tonight, and I’ll likely be too tied up to update much for the blog (too busy all night, mayhap! I been taking special “medicinal creams” I seen advertised on the television in late evenings. And let me tell you, they do some funny things to ol’ Norma Jean!).*

So this here is just an evening Quickie:


Looking for the Anti-Christ? Find the Maxon-Dixon Line & Keep Driving NORTH!
Not that us REAL Americans needed confirmation, but this {Here} is just further evidence that Armageddon won’t be the work of a southerner, cause we’re all too peaceful and loving a people to commit atrocities like them spelled out in Revelation:


Sorry, Tennessee, no antichrist for you

tennessee cracker

Ed Hindson, a self-styled expert in end times theology, met with the likeminded last weekend to discuss the antichrist. Though he does not know who it is, he knows who it is not - definitely no liberals, like Nero, Charlemagne, Napoleon, Hitler, Stalin, Kennedy, or Khrushchev. Then he added one more:
I've heard people say it's Al Gore - trust me, nobody from Tennessee is going to conquer the world.
Hindson was emphatic that Obama is NOT the antichrist. He added that Obama was a kind of valet to the antichrist.

Why not a cook, or chauffeur? Jeez, how racist!


TheStar.com | Obama not antichrist
Thanks, J-Walk


No, ma’am; you can bet the anti-Christ likely will be a DAMN YANKEE! And I shouldn’t have to tell you, but I got a pretty good idea who that might be:

  • Hint: he’s an Islamofascist/Marxist/homosexual ATHEIST!
  • Another Hint: he’s a certain n currently running a country as a Manchurian Candidate.
  • One Last Hint: his name rhymes with "Smobama"!

-Norma Jean

*I need your prayers, y’all! While I eagerly anticipate the ministrations my virile, limber young gentleman friend will administer, I know I’ll be asking God’s forgiveness tomorrow morning for engaging in such carnal, unholy acts!

It’s right good that Jesus forgives such licentiousness so readily; otherwise us Republicans would be in trouble!

Thursday, June 18

Protest a Planned Parenthood: How to Menace for Fun & Profit!



Hello Children,

I feel I owe y’all another apology for being absent so much the last couple weeks. It ain’t that I been neglecting my duties as a God-fearing Christian warrior of the intertubes, it’s just that my reconnoitering responsibilities have increased exponentially of late!

For example, y’all might recollect a few weeks back, that Holy act of divinely-blessed vengeance by a REAL American patriot
{Here}!

That so inspired me and the Septuagenarian Protestors Club of my church, we decided to head out to our nearest Planned Parenthood and picket to see if’n we could dissuade young people from procuring their services.

We reckoned the best way to do that was a two-pronged approach:

  • Appeal to their spiritual sides by preaching of the love that Jesus has for us all, whether they decided to enter the establishment or not.
  • Following Jesus’ example, we would not judge these young ‘uns. For who but they could know what truly lay inside their hearts?
But we eventually got bored with that approach, and went back to the tried-and-true “scream, frighten and intimidate” approach.

Believe you me, ain’t nothing more cathartic for the soul than intimidating young girls with threats of eternal damnation! Not to mention the fun had by all as we hurled epithets, like "sinner", "killer" and "whore!”

And I’m right proud to say our peace-loving tactics done the trick, and many a young person turned away when they seen the love and tolerance our Christian behavior elicited. (Also, saying things like, “You know what? It sure would be a shame if’n anyone followed any of these girls home, tied up her family, smeared their rooms with human excrement, and then smothered their pets to death! Yep! That would be mighty frightful!” loudly, but not directly at them. Kind of like we was talking to ourselves.)

So not only did we prevent these girls from having abortions (it don’t matter none whether a “doctor” says they’ll “die” if they don’t! That’s a decision best left to Jesus and Republican politicians!), we were also able to “dissuade” girls (and a few fellers too, which is shameful!) from procuring birth control (pre-abortion)!

Now I realize that Planned Parenthood also performs "routine exams" and "prenatal care" to “underserved” communities, but we couldn’t take that chance!

All-in-all, I’d call it a day of victory! We showed them young people not just what us REAL Christians are capable of, but also the type of love and acceptance they can expect from our kind.

-Norma Jean