Sunday, May 31

Kansas Warrior Slays Doctor, Stands by Faith




You've probably heard the news: a medical doctor and Kansas was shot and killed.

This doctor performed abortions. The murderer warrior was condemned by some very confused people who call themselves Christians. Of course real Christians know the story:
Randall Terry, the founder of anti-abortion group Operation Rescue who led protests against George Tiller's clinic in Wichita, Kansas in 1991, issued a statement about today's killing of the abortion doctor.

In his comments, Terry does not grieve for Tiller or denounce the murder but seems more concerned about President Obama's reaction and what it bodes for the pro-life movement.

"George Tiller was a mass-murderer. We grieve for him that he did not have time to properly prepare his soul to face God. I am more concerned that the Obama Administration will use Tiller's killing to intimidate pro-lifers into surrendering our most effective rhetoric and actions. Abortion is still murder. And we still must call abortion by its proper name; murder.


Those men and women who slaughter the unborn are murderers according to the Law of God. We must continue to expose them in our communities and peacefully protest them at their offices and homes, and yes, even their churches."


That's right people: The Law of God. We've discussed that in detail here and here. The Law of God demands that the sinners be slain, else evil will fall on those who allow the sinner to live among us!
Joshua, together with the elders of Israel, rent his garments and lay prostrate before the ark of the LORD until evening; and they threw dust on their heads.
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"Alas, O Lord GOD," Joshua prayed, "why did you ever allow this people to pass over the Jordan, delivering us into the power of the Amorites, that they might destroy us? Would that we had been content to dwell on the other side of the Jordan.
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Pray, Lord, what can I say, now that Israel has turned its back to its enemies?
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When the Canaanites and the other inhabitants of the land hear of it, they will close in around us and efface our name from the earth. What will you do for your great name?"
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The LORD replied to Joshua: "Stand up. Why are you lying prostrate?
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Israel has sinned: they have violated the covenant which I enjoined on them. They have stealthily taken goods subject to the ban, and have deceitfully put them in their baggage.
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If the Israelites cannot stand up to their enemies, but must turn their back to them, it is because they are under the ban. I will not remain with you unless you remove from among you whoever has incurred the ban.
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Rise, sanctify the people. Tell them to sanctify themselves before tomorrow, for the LORD, the God of Israel, says: You are under the ban, O Israel. You cannot stand up to your enemies until you remove from among you whoever has incurred the ban. [...]

Finally he had that family come forward one by one, and Achan, son of Carmi, son of Zabdi, son of Zerah of the tribe of Judah, was designated.
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Joshua said to Achan, "My son, give to the LORD, the God of Israel, glory and honor by telling me what you have done; do not hide it from me."
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Achan answered Joshua, "I have indeed sinned against the LORD, the God of Israel. This is what I have done:
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Among the spoils, I saw a beautiful Babylonian mantle, two hundred shekels of silver, and a bar of gold fifty shekels in weight; in my greed I took them. They are now hidden in the ground inside my tent, with the silver underneath."
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The messengers whom Joshua sent hastened to the tent and found them hidden there, with the silver underneath.
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They took them from the tent, brought them to Joshua and all the Israelites, and spread them out before the LORD.
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Then Joshua and all Israel took Achan, son of Zerah, with the silver, the mantle, and the bar of gold, and with his sons and daughters, his ox, his ass and his sheep, his tent, and all his possessions, and led them off to the Valley of Achor.
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Joshua said, "The LORD bring upon you today the misery with which you have afflicted us!" And all Israel stoned him to death
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2 and piled a great heap of stones over him, which remains to the present day. Then the anger of the LORD relented. That is why the place is called the Valley of Achor to this day.


Check this out at about the 1:45 mark:



In short, people who follow the Bible closely look strange to us because so few people do.

Oklahoma State Patrol Protects its Citizens Against Obama's EMTs!!!


Oklahoma is certainly one of the most Godly States in the Union. First, President Barack "I love science" Obama failed to win a single county in Oklahoma; it was the only "lower 48 state" to pitch a shut-out for Senator McCain (Alaska, a non lower 48 state might have done this also but didn't tally its votes by county).



Oklahoma's State Legislature wrote resolutions condemning the University of Oklahoma for bringing in the famous expert of EVIL-loution, Richard Dawkins.

Oklahoma is renowned for having two great Christian Senators, Senator Tom Coburn (who fights to keep those lesbian school girls from going to the bathroom together) and Senator James Inhofe who claims that fighting global warming would be akin to idol worship.

Well now the Oklahoma State Police is protecting its citizens from the EMTs (Emergency Medical Technicians)



See that! We just KNOW that President Barack "I want everyone to have healthcare" Obama is plotting for people to be able to be transported to the hospital in the event of an emergency and the Good Oklahoma State Police are there to thwart his plan!

Watch the Police arrest the EMT who was sitting in the cab the entire time! Sure, he didn't look as if he was doing anything illegal, but he "could have" been up to no good; call it the "Bush preemption doctrine".

Sunday Funnies: Obama Dreams of Lapping Up the Blood of Innocents, Blaspheming God's Commandment to Protect White Women from Brown Peoples!



Hello Children,

I tell you, I might love me regular Sundays, but ain't nothing better than a Sunday sermon during a good old-fashioned tent revival!

Sweating under an old, mildewed army tent; the preacher up front, screaming of the horrors to come to them what ain't repented their sins and accepted Jesus as their Lord and Savior; the frothing at the mouth as he gesticulates wildly near the alter, warning that God - in His mercy - will sentence you to an eternity of unimaginable torture if'n you are foolish enough to fall for one of the FALSE religions Satan has placed upon the earth!

It don't never fail to get ol' Norma Jean more than a little moist in certain shameful parts of her body every time she thinks of the billions of folks what were too dumb to realize they were born into the wrong religion, country and/or ethnicity thus will endure agonies in HELL'S LAKE OF FIRE unlike anything they have ever known!

Jesus be praised!

Besides church, I love my Sunday Funnies! As usual, good patriot Chuck Asay don't disappoint as he lambasts the Marxists of the Democrat Socialist Party {Here}:

LOL! Ain't that just like the Marxist/Islamofascist/terrorist-appeasing negroid "president" to serve as cheerleader to the A-rabs in their goal of murdering Americans?

Cause everybody knows he'll be sending these A-rab murderers to America's cracker jack superMAX prisons, where they'll be given spa treatments, pedicures, and gourmet meals as they work with personal trainers to build up a physique adapted to sodomizing WHITE men and raping WHITE women!

And when they finish with their taxpayer-funded RAPE TRAINING, they'll tell the guards to free them, and per "President" Barack HUSSEIN Obama's instructions, they won't have no choice!

America, is this the sort of "change you can believe in"?

Thankfully, we got us some REAL Americans willing to stand up for what's right!

REAL Americans like Chuck Asay and the GOP ain't afraid to point out the obvious: Barack HUSSEIN Obama hates white people!

Remember that come '12!

-Norma Jean

Saturday, May 30

Universities & Indoctrination: the INSIDIOUS CONSPIRACY unmasked!



Hello Children,

It ain't no secret that us REAL Americans took a mighty awful whooping the last couple national elections, and it ain't always obvious why.

Thankfully we got ourselves some wise counsel in the form of the Leadership Institute, who have been busy dissecting the overwhelming wins of the Democrat Socialist Party, and are now prepared to release their findings (h/t Barefoot and Progressive):


Another checkmate to the libs' march to EUROPEAN SOCIALISM (a.k.a. Marxist Islamofascism)! We're wise to your recruitment strategy now!

The libs have been busy infiltrating universities with Marxist seducers who use their lithe, well-endowed bodies to tempt white, virginal Christian men and women into accepting the evils of LIBERALISM!

Now, I can already hear the objections of the "libtards" what advocate "critical thinking" and other Marxist buzzwords:
  • Maybe colleges don't indoctrinate; perhaps people who already "lean left" are simply more likely to attend.
  • Maybe people who attend college are simply more mentally flexible and not so dogmatic in their political beliefs.
  • Maybe America in general, and young people in particular, constitute a nation that has largely rejected Conservative beliefs.
And maybe all that's just a whole wagonful of horse manure!

The truth is young folks is all STUPID, easily distracted by gaudy new TECHNOLOGY and baubles, and unable to separate what is FACT (anything written by Conservative-Christians) and what is FICTION (everything else)!

But there is an answer to this INSIDIOUS CONSPIRACY, and the Liberty Institute has it: "Give us money!"

Praise the Lord, and write some checks! The GOP is coming back!

Newt/Palin 2012!

-Norma Jean

Friday, May 29

Whites are an Oppressed Race Under President Obama!





See: White people are oppressed! Oh, Mr. Limbaugh, you might not talk about an "elephant" being in a room. :-)

Oh, why would nominating David Duke be offensive to Republicans? After all, Mr Duke pretty much says that white people are oppressed:
Through his work David Duke gives hope and courage to all of the oppressed white peoples




See: President Obama hates white people!

How long can such outrages go on? I mean, check out these statement by a certain presidential candidate:

As I said during the campaign, I’ve long believed that the time has come for the highest court in our land to include not only distinguished men, but distinguished women as well. ... I had the pleasure of meeting with Mrs. O’Connor last week and I can report to you that she not only has a long and brilliant record as a legislator and jurist, but she also impressed me as a thoughtful, capable woman whose judicial temperament is highligh appropriate for the court.


and

Needless to say, most of the speculation has centered on the question of whether I would consider a woman to fill this first vacancy. As the press has accurately pointed out, during my campaign for the Presidency I made a commitment that one of my first appointments to a Supreme Court vacancy would be the most qualified woman I could possibly find.


Whatever happened to the best person (e. g., white male) for the job!

PS: don't believe the libs when they say that the above quotes came from then Governor Ronald Reagan.

President Obama targets Republican Car Dealers!


I can't believe this:














Why is the government making this decision? Please, don't tell me about "they shouldn't take government money if they don't want the government to tell them what to do". The Republican way is to have the government give good people money (e. g. wealthy Republican businessmen) and for them to do what they want to do with it.

That is God's plan.

And please don't listen to liberals such as Nate Silver:
A meme that is currently picking up traction in the conservative blogosphere is that the list of dealerships to be shuttered as a result of Chrysler's bankruptcy contains a disproportionate number donors to Republican candidates. There have been furious efforts to prove this contention by looking up campaign contributor lists at the Huffington Post, Open Secrets, and other places.

There is just one problem with this theory. Nobody has bothered to look up data for the control group: the list of dealerships which aren't being closed. It turns out that all car dealers are, in fact, overwhelmingly more likely to donate to Republicans than to Democrats -- not just those who are having their doors closed.


Besides, leave it to President Barack "Keynesian economics" Obama to help those who have less money instead of the wealthy (who deserve even more!)

Thursday, May 28

Quickies: Oppose Torture? Then You're American Heros No Longer!/Equality Ain't Spelled Out in the Constitution, "Libtards!"



Hello Children,

I’m afraid today’s edition of evening Quickies will continue to highlight the downfall of fellers I once considered heroes.

I just can’t find it in my heart to give no more exposition than that. You’ll just have to see it for yourselves.


Oppose Torture? Then You're American Heros No Longer!
Just when you think things can’t get no worse, what with once-proud REAL Americans forsaking their souls {Here} for the sake of befriending EVIL LIBS, now we got this:



Well shitfire, children! If we’re going to follow the advice of “experts,” maybe we ought to start listening to scientists whenever they tell us that humans are responsible for global warming?

Or maybe we ought pay attention to them with “knowledge” that health care costs are crippling small businesses?

Or how bout we stop listening to the “crackpots” what tell us that “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama ain’t a closet Islamofascist/Marxist/atheist/homosexual/dead baby-eating voodoo priest of SATAN?!

That's just a mess of nonsense! The "experts" ain't got nothing on life's instruction manuel: the Bible!


Equality Ain't Spelled Out in the Constitution, "Libtards!"
This is so disgusting! What more can I say:


EQUAL RIGHTS?! EQUAL RIGHTS?!

Where in the Bible does it tell us that anyone that AIN'T a red-blooded, Caucasian heterosexual is entitled to ANY rights whatsoever?!

Oh, that’s right! IT DON’T!

Be it on your head, ex-REAL American Ted Olson, if you are able to use the liberal activist judges to overturn Prop. 8; for then shall ye reap the fruits that Satan has sowed for you…in HELL!

-Norma Jean

Mancow Waterboarded: Wets Britches & Cries Like a Little Girl!



Hello Children,

I declare if’n the liberal mainstream media ain’t been busy spreading demonic lies and libeling any and every good Republican they can get they hands on!

First off, let’s take a look at the EVIL and DEMONIC Keith Olbermann:


Children, this here makes me physically ill to watch! How could I have been so blind?

I allowed my white-hot anger at the Democrat party to pollute my conscience to the point that I could no longer tell right from wrong! Said anger seeped into my very soul, permitting partisan hacks and evil men to lead me astray from the path the Founding Fathers laid for us!

In short, I wrongly thought Mancow Muller was a REAL American!

From his days ranting that national political figures were guilty of treason, to his assertion that then presidential candidate Barack HUSSEIN Obama was a closet Moslem (which turned out to be true, as Jesus told me
{Here}), to his crude sexual repertoire of jokes (which help to further heteronormative ideas and cement gender stereotypes) he appeared to be the quintessential Christian-Conservative ultra-masculine Republican.

How foolish I've been!

It’s mighty apparent now that he’s just another pantywaist Conservative poseur, portraying a Republican, but at heart just another FALSE American, i.e. a LIBERAL!

For shame, Mancow! You will one day find yourself burning in hell for all eternity for disputing the memos that RIGHTEOUS Americans wrote defending enhanced interrogation! For your VILE LIES which make a mockery of George W. Bush (the best President EVER), Jesus has abandoned not only you, but all your descendents as well forever and ever! (Or rather, Yahweh will! Jesus is a mite too hippie, too much “turn the other cheek” to send you to that lake of fire! But Yahweh ain't got no problems with watching you suffer forever and ever!)

I sure enough hope your publicity stunt was worth your soul, vile TRAITOR!

-Norma Jean

P.S. Your stint in hell for all eternity will be all the worse for having dared correct Sean Hannity! It ain’t proper to strip retards of whatever self-esteem they got while trying to hold down regular jobs!

Fight Against Gay Marriage!


Our Good friends at the National Organization for Marriage (NOM) have put together an awesome ad to fight against gay marriage!



Check out the screen shot at the end:



What are you waiting for??? Call your Senators today and tell them to oppose gay "marraige". (psst: what is "marraige" anyway? I don't know, but if the gays or for it, it can't be any good...photo from here)

Wednesday, May 27

President Obama's other nominee



We know that President Barack "I love Science" Obama made a bad Supreme Court nomination.

Well, he is about to make another bad nomination for the National Institute of Health: Dr. Francis Collins.

Sure, Dr. Collins mapped the human genome and claims to be a Christian. But he accepts EVIL-loution and calls it The Language of God.

As Mr. Colbert says: "the language of God is English".

Watch this scientist get PWN'D by Mr. Colbert!

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Tuesday, May 26

A Few Words about the Supreme Court...



President Barack "I want a Judge with empathy" Obama just nominated Judge Sonia Sotomayor to the Supreme Court of the United States.

You can see this travesty for yourself here:



Of course, she isn't qualified to be on the Supreme Court as you can see here:

1. She slured white male judges.

2. She said that judges made policies.

The ubiquitous conservative attack on Sotomayor stems from a 2005 statement she made describing the role appellate justices have in forming policy, which they claim is akin to an endorsement of "judicial activism."

"All of the legal defense funds out there, they are looking for people with court of appeals experience because the court of appeals is where policy is made," she said, laughing a bit through the next part: "And I know this is on tape and I should never say that because we don't make law. I know. Okay, I know. I'm not promoting it. I'm not advocating it. I know."


Whatever you do, don't follow up on that link. That is, don't click here.
3. "She" is a "she" and is therefore compared to one Harriet Miers.

This brings back memories. I'll repost this with permission: I wrote this post when Samuel Alito was up for the nomination.



Well, you know how things went. After a careful, heart-wrenching analysis of my qualifications, it was determined that, where I am an accomplished lady with, well, what the President calls a "good heart", well, let's just say that a Supreme Court Justice needs to have an almost hard-hearted logic to be able to see if current laws really are consistent with the Constitution, which, after all, well, was written by our Founding Fathers; NOT our Founding Mothers.

So, though some might not think that it is, well, "politically correct" to say this, well, there are certain roles that we each have to play. Ladies make better mommies, and, well, when it comes to handling the cold, hard logic of the cases that come before the Supreme Court, well, the men just do that better than we do. I, I mean, we, were given that chance, and, well, we just didn't measure up to that standard. I am still grateful that President Bush gave us that shot; it really speaks well of him that he did that. Not that ladies can't be lawyers; note that I am still on the White House staff!

So, let us get behind that brilliant President of ours and support Samuel Alito. He is a real man with the intellect to do a good job in this position. Now, our foes may not like this choice; look for shrill criticism to come from such feminists as Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton and the like. You know how, uh, "emotional" we can get! (Our husbands and boyfriends can sure attest to that!) But let us listen with understanding and remember the lesson we learned a long time ago: "Daddy still knows best!"

And let us remember that our weakness toward, uh, "being emotional", is perhaps one of the reasons that President Bush is doing the right thing.

Now get out there, "call you're Senator" to support Samuel Alito!

xoxoxoxo

Harriet




Monday, May 25

President Obama Stoops to New Lows!



President Barack "I want justices with some empathy" Obama has just stooped to a new low:



Can you believe that? He is letting some little kid rub his head! This President Obama:



Oh....is it getting warm in here....what was I going to say besides I don't see what he sees in that big-butted bare armed fakey-haired Michelle anyway....dang I forgot what I was going to blog about...

Memorial Day: Mourn the Fallen (Republicans), Honor the Serving (Republicans), Mock the Phonies (Democrats)!



Hello Children,

Seeing as today is Memorial Day, I hope y'all have been out and about honoring our God-fearing veterans.

Me? I been showing proper respect by volunteering over at the nearest V.A. hospital administering to the sick, shaking the hands of those who have protected us and most important of all, slapping the faces of all them PHONY soldiers!

Now before you "libtards" get all bent out of shape, just let me say this: when I say "phony," I mean them "soldiers" that either don't LOVE George W. Bush (the best president EVER) with all their hearts, or worse, voted for 'the Obama!'

Cause don't y'all forget, there ain't no REAL American soldiers that actually LIKE libs or Democrat Socialists!

None. Zero. Zilch.

No, ma'am! REAL American soldiers fantasize of the day they can put a couple bullets into America's Speaker of the House and strangle to death the Senate Majority Leader!

What's that you say? "How do I know what lurks in the hearts of our armed forces?" Well, cause I got me a television golf analyst what has spoken to literally a dozen soldiers who he believes might possibly, perhaps think so {Here}, maybe!

And let's not forget them phony soldiers great American patriot Rush Limbaugh outed {Here} for their TREASONOUS behavior of exercising their FIRST AMENDMENT rights! Don't they realize they done gave that up the moment they stepped into the recruiter's office?!

Lastly, don't y'all forget bout the worst TRAITORS of all: them that voted for, or currently support, "President" Barack HUSSEIN Obama!

As Sister Harriet so graciously pointed out {Here}, the only thing standing between us REAL Americans and them Benedict Arnolds is the warriors of the intertubes! The warriors who, while they might not face death on a daily basis, still exemplify the type of courage and morality that typifies Republicans!

God Bless America!

And more important: God Bless the GOP!

-Norma Jean

Why Education is a Bad Thing



Ok, we all know that certain kinds of education can be a bad thing, especially for those whose faith is weak.

We know that sometimes our young 'uns who take college science courses become a mite confused; for example they are more likely to question the Biblical account of creation.

2007: Gallup Poll

In the spring of 2007, following an all-candidates meeting of ten Republicans seeking the presidency, three denied a personal belief in evolution. This promoted the Gallup Organization to ask American adults between 2007-MAY-21-24: "Do you, personally, believe in evolution or not." This is one of the poorest polling questions that we have ever seen, because people generally hold one of three beliefs concerning origins:
bullet Naturalistic evolution: Evolution happened according to purely natural forces and processes without any divine guidance.
bullet Theistic evolution: Evolution happened and was/is guided by God.
bullet Creationism: Species were created separately by God.

When a person is asked if they believe in evolution, they might interpret the question as belief in naturalistic evolution only. Alternately, they might consider it as asking whether one believes in either naturalistic or theistic evolution. Pollsters tend to like simple yes and no answers. Sometimes they do not handle questions well where there are three discrete positions.

In addition, some people regard evolution as covering only the development of life forms from the first one-celled animal to the present diversity of plants and animals. Others define the term more widely, and include the origins of the universe, the development of galaxies, stars, planetary systems, development of mountain ranges, continental drift, etc.

The results, for what they are worth are a statistical draw:
49% believe in "Evolution;"
48% do not;
2% have no opinion.

As expected, more highly educated adults believe in "evolution:"
74% of people with post-graduate degrees believe in "evolution," as do:
48% of college graduates
50% of adults with some college
41% of adults with high school or less.


Of course you have other things; some college graduates believe that variations in animals is caused by "genetics" (in particular: "genetic variation" (snicker) instead of accepting the Biblical view that such variations are caused by what animals are looking at when they mate:

That same day Laban removed the streaked and spotted he-goats and all the speckled and spotted she-goats, all those with some white on them, as well as the fully dark-colored sheep; these he left. . . in charge of his sons.
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Then he put a three days' journey between himself and Jacob, while Jacob continued to pasture the rest of Laban's flock.
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Jacob, however, got some fresh shoots of poplar, almond and plane trees, and he made white stripes in them by peeling off the bark down to the white core of the shoots.
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The rods that he had thus peeled he then set upright in the watering troughs, so that they would be in front of the animals that drank from the troughs. When the animals were in heat as they came to drink,
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13 the goats mated by the rods, and so they brought forth streaked, speckled and spotted kids.
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The sheep, on the other hand, Jacob kept apart, and he set these animals to face the streaked or fully dark-colored animals of Laban. Thus he produced special flocks of his own, which he did not put with Laban's flock.
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Moreover, whenever the hardier animals were in heat, Jacob would set the rods in the troughs in full view of these animals, so that they mated by the rods;
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but with the weaker animals he would not put the rods there. So the feeble animals would go to Laban, but the sturdy ones to Jacob.
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Thus the man grew increasingly prosperous, and he came to own not only large flocks but also male and female servants and camels and asses.


See? Those silly scientists...just think that we could cure all sorts of so-called "genetic" diseases and disorders by having people look at healthy things while they are having sex...but I digress.

Now back to the harm that book-learning does to folks, we turn to the evil atheist blog by PZ Myers:
One of those agony aunts, Dear Margo, got an amusing request for help.

Dear Margo: Our daughter started college a year ago, and we've noticed during her visits home that she's not the sweet, innocent girl we sent away for higher learning. We raised her with strong Christian beliefs, but lately she's saying that she's joined an atheist club on campus and is questioning everything we taught her. Now my husband refuses to let her in the house and is threatening to turn her in to the FBI. I've tried to cure our daughter and reconcile with her, but nothing seems to work. I've prayed over her at night while she sleeps, enlisted friends in a phone prayer tree and even spoken to my priest about the possibility of an exorcism. I'm at my wits' end. How can I recover my daughter and keep her from hell? -- God-fearing


There's a regular stampede of young people doing exactly what "God-fearing" describes — isn't it wonderful? This is exactly what happens when you send your kids off to college: if it works, they start thinking for themselves, develop surprising new opinions, and aren't afraid to share them with other people


Now of course, some of those silly atheists claim that the above post came from a "poe" blog...ha ha ha ha...as if old Edgar Allen were still alive. Heck he is even older than Sister Norma-Jean! :-)

But that shows the harm of sending your young 'uns off to them there secular colleges.

Sunday, May 24

Sunday Funnies: Loaded Guns, Busy National Parks and Drunken Revelry; What's the Worst That Could Happen?



Hello Children,

It’s the Lord’s Day, so I trust you ain’t been too sinful this past week, like committing simony or engaging in decadent, drug-fueled orgies with every known gender and sexual orientation!

And if’n it’s the latter, I hope y’all done prayed long and hard in penance, for the Lord ain’t nothing if not a gracious and forgiving god.

Cause if He ain’t, ol’ Norma Jean is in trouble.

Anyhow, I hope y’all will pardon the absence of Sunday Funnies the last couple weeks. What with all the imprecatory prayers I been conducting, as well as ensuring them illegal immigrants I hired ain’t Jewing me out of money, I been a mite pressed for time on weekends.

So for here on out, I reckon I’ll have to content myself with posting only one of Great Patriot Chuck Asay’s cartoons each week. I tell you, I don’t much cotton to that idea, but I reckon it will have to do.

As usual, you’ll find that great American
{Here} or below:

For once, us REAL Americans get a victory during "President" Barack HUSSEIN Obama's illegal, false, illegitimate administration!

Them dang "liberal gun grabbers" have been all over the news lately, what with their determined attempts at disarming America so as to make the installation of their ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT all that much easier!

That's right, children! Though the Marxists of the mainstream media won't document it, you can bet that the libs have been worming their way through the government so as to STEAL OUR GUNS, even them lib "gun grabbers" what voted for it!

But they didn't count on the likes of Christian-Republican Tom Coburn, who ain't going to let a little thing like facts or statistics get in his way! Just cause national parks are "safe" and relatively "crime-free" ain't no reason to stop me from whipping out my M-107 the next time some negro or Mexican strolls too near my car!


Also note how good ol' Chuck takes the mainstream media to task for not reporting this Godly achievement by great patriots! Even though a simple search on Google reveals that this was reported by "the L.A. Times," "the Seattle Times," MSNBC, etc., you can bet they didn't do so until they were called out on it by good ol' Chuck!

Kudos, fellow patriot!

And lastly, look how happy them animals in the cartoon are. They're ecstatic cause they gave their lives to adorn the wall of a REAL American patriot!

It's what Jesus would do!

-Norma Jean

Brave Patriotic Repblican You Tube Warriors take on an Obama approving Soldier!



I saw this on the internets:



That is fine; a nice tribute to our brave soldiers.

But then I read this:

I am a combat vet. Infantry. Iraq. I spent 16 months of my life over there, along with approximately 150 of the finest Americans I have had the pleasure to know. Prior to my return I created a little still montage of some photos of my experience, put it to music, and uploaded to youtube for the benefit of friends and family. Much like has been done thousands of times. [...]

The comments have been few, as you can imagine, yet positive and appreciative. Until today.

Apparently some neocon thug(s) happened across my pro-Obama stance, one way or another, and took issue. Great issue. Like, wow... just read for yourself:


Now read what these ultra brave youtube warriors said:


See? Now what takes more courage: going off to some foreign country where it is frequently well over 100 degrees and there are hard (if not impossible) to spot enemies trying to kill you, or going on youtube and making some all-but-anonymous comments?

That's right; the youtube warriors are the braver ones! Sure, many of them (none of them) may not have even served in the peacetime military much less seen combat. But they are sticking up for the best President and best Vice President ever!

As an aside: can you believe what happened at the U. S. Naval Academy?






There is our President Barack "I'll never send you to war for corporate profit" Obama corrupting our young Navy and Marine officers! What a travesty!

Saturday, May 23

Fox Business Praises Obama?! Enviro-whackos Stand with Corporate Execs?! The END is NEAR!



Hello Children,

I swanny!

This country is all topsy-turvey ever since ACORN stole the presidential election for Barack HUSSEIN Obama!

First off, America rejected the Christian-Conservative values what made the nation great by voting Republicans out of office! And for no discernable reason that I can cotton! We done brought the world eight years of prosperity, so what’s there to complain about?

Okay, so maybe the last quarter of last year wasn’t GREAT. But that still ain’t no reason to shackle the unrestrained free market what Jesus would support!

But then “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama done surprised us! Rather than continue using the liberal elitist handbook to destroy America, he started to follow the same policies that George W. Bush (the best President EVER) used to lead us to greatness:

Now I ain’t saying that “the Obama” really IS a LEGITIMATE President, or that he AIN'T a dadblame Marxist/Islamofascist/homosexual atheist/voodoo priest, but maybe – just maybe – he ain’t necessarily the anti-Christ!

Whew! I got to have me a little rest, my head is spinning so fast!

The reason I’m a mite doubtful of his place as the antichrist is this:



Car company EXECUTIVES standing with ENVIRONMENTALISTS behind an AMERICAN PRESIDENT?? Fox correspondents PRAISING ‘the Obama’?? Then saying how sad it is that the CAR COMPANIES didn’t raise standards on their OWN??

This ain’t the America us Conservative-Christians worked so hard to divide for so many decades!

And I am afeard of this change!

-Norma Jean

Friday, May 22

BREAKING: Obama's Plot to Appoint Gitmo Detainees to Cabinet Posts Thwarted; Must Remain on Resort Island Spa!



Hello Children,

Jesus be praised!

America sure enough dodged a bullet this week, y’all! Despite the best efforts of “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama to work for the release of his fellow
Islamofascist/Marxist/homosexual atheist brethren currently being detained at Guantanamo Bay, REAL Americans – and even Democrats – came together to thwart his EVIL plan and preserve NATIONAL SECURITY!

I got to admit, though, it sure weren’t easy! When Senate Republicans released a video to stir up proper fear that them A-rabs posed to the American public, it weren’t long at all before the liberal mainstream media jumped into action to mock and humiliate them:


But in the end, the campaign of LEGITIMATE irrational fear that us Republicans have perfected paid dividends! Them pantywaist “Dumocrats” started a quaking in their boots!

What I hadn’t considered was the possibility that a dadblame Democrat Socialist could ever scrape together enough gray matter to speak ANY truth on the matter!

I got to see the best part again:


Heavens to Betsy! Does that mean all them folks serving life terms in prison – or even those on death row – will also be released someday?!

Cause if’n we ship them detainees here to the mainland, try them in a CIVILIAN court, and send them to a federal penitentiary only to RELEASE them, don’t it follow that we’ll be doing the same thing with ALL prisoners?!

Why ain’t that being reported?!

Not that it matters none! I been speaking with Jesus, and He says that soon “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama will be using his voodoo magic mind powers to explode the Gitmo prison walls so as every detainee escapes to Cuba, gets free health care, and become committed communists!

Yes, children; to fulfill the prophecies foretold in the book of Revelation, the BEAST (a.k.a. ‘the Obama’) commits TREASON (a.k.a. magically mind-explodes prison walls) so as to allow all them detainees to study Marxism and become Islamofascist Communists (a.k.a. SUPERTERRORIST ANGELS of SATAN)!

Y’all need a visual depiction? How bout this ‘un below from the Godly Brick Testament {Here}:

So America might have won the battle, but ‘the Obama’ will win the war; the war of the MAGICAL EVIL FLYING MARXIST - and probably bearded Moslem- CHIMERAS of SATAN!

-Norma Jean

Evil Scientists PWN'D Again!




There is a buzz on the internets about the "discovery" (snicker) of some new fossil which is supposed to be a (snicker) "transitional form" between humans and primates.



Oh, what a bunch of hooey that is! No, I am not talking about a silly scientist type objection (like this one) but rather a real, Bible based objection, like this one:



Ha ha ha ha! Those silly scientists getting excited over roadkill!

God Bless Liberty University.



Ok, I admit that Liberty University is not Episcopalian and it was founded by a fat, wheezing old man.

But they sure know what is what.

Check out what they did recently:

Liberty University has revoked its recognition of the campus Democratic Party club, saying "we are unable to lend support to a club whose parent organization stands against the moral principles held by" the university.

Part of Hine’s e-mail said, "The Democratic Party platform is contrary to the mission of Liberty University and to Christian doctrine (supports abortion, federal funding of abortion, advocates repeal of the federal Defense of Marriage Act, promotes the "LGBT" agenda, hate crimes, which include sexual orientation and gender identity, socialism, etc.)" LGBT refers to lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people.

Mark Lawrence, chairman of the citywide Lynchburg Democratic Party, called The News & Advance Thursday after he learned about the revocation.

"My issue with this is the statement that the Democratic Party platform is contrary to the mission of Liberty University and to Christian doctrine," Lawrence said. "They are essentially saying, ‘you cannot be a Christian and a Democrat.’"

The goals of the Democratic Party and LU "run in opposite directions," the e-mail said.

LU has had a College Republicans club for several years.


Now it is high time that a university took a stand for The Almighty, especially after this travesty at a so-called Christian school (papist, really)



Good job, Liberty University. Continue to fight the good fight against the evil liberals, scientists, evolutionists, and the like.

Keep remembering what another fat wheezing old man (and Papist) said: the biggest evil in the world today is the existence of atheists!

Thursday, May 21

Sustainable Development: a Liberal Plot to Destroy Capitalism!



Hello Children,

I just wanted to post a quick update to yesterday’s article {Here}.

Just in case y’all needed any more proof that what America in general, but Frankfort in particular, needs more than anything is a new building boom: one that discards old storefronts like so much trash, leaving them to deteriorate and rot; one that expands outward from the city, clear cutting virgin forests and bulldozing rolling hills; one that sweeps aside the filth of nature for the sterility of pavement and concrete!

What we most certainly DON’T need is any sort of attempt to reinvigorate dying shopping centers or abandoned department stores!

They’re empty for a reason, dadblame it! Whether it’s cause Jesus decided to steer shoppers to the newer complexes on the outskirts of town, or cause the landlords ain’t willing to spend money to upgrade the property, the point is that we GOT TO expand outward!

This here is video I done shot of the old Home Depot on the edge of town:



Ain’t it a beautiful thing to behold, the acres of asphalt where once stood groves of oak and birch? *

Just as is this, Century Plaza, where Wal-Mart once reigned as the anchor store:


They didn’t pave over heaven to put up a parking lot! Heaven IS a parking lot!

-Norma Jean

* I didn’t dare get no closer, not while there’s a risk I might come across undesirables, like unemployed negos or worse, Mexicans!

Wednesday, May 20

Frankfort, KY: "Sustainable Development? Just Hand Over My Bribe!"



Hello Children,

Praise Jesus there are a few good Christians left here in the Bluegrass!

I have been heartened recently to see that not all REAL Americans have been impoverished by the Marxist ideology that “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama is using as a stepping stone for his ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT!

In the noble tradition of land development, a local hero dares to stand up for what’s right and honorable in this nation: the almighty dollar!

God bless the pavers of parking lots!

From the "State-Journal" {Here}:

Developer Jerry Lunsford, who cleared legal hurdles last year to build medium-density single-family homes next to the Game Farm, now wants to build condos and possibly offices in front of them.

Franklin County Planning Director Robert Hewitt has recommended Lunsford’s latest rezoning request and it’s set for a vote by the planning commission in June.

Lunsford’s Commercial Investments LLC wants to rezone 10 acres at the intersection of Louisville Road and Game Farm Road from Rural Residential to Planned Mixed Use, which would allow multi-family residential and commercial developments.

The 1904 Louisville Road property has 663 feet of frontage along U.S. 60, west of Cardwell Lane and east of Bridgeport Road.

Robert Kellerman, attorney for Lunsford, said the proposed zoning is appropriate because it is consistent with the Comprehensive Plan and with what is next door at the Game Farm and Salato Center.

Even though the Game Farm is not zoned Planned Mixed Use because it is government owned, the uses are mixed, Kellerman said.[...]


Glory! Glory Hallelujah!

Is there anything more beautiful than the sight of row after row of identical homes crammed up on each other in half-acre lots where once stood wooded thatches and empty prairies?!

Not on THIS side of heaven there ain’t!

“Just what is this here Game Farm, Norma Jean?” some of y’all what ain’t familiar with Frankfort are likely asking.

It’s just a wasteful, slothful public-owned park what was set up to “educate” (that should read “INDOCTRINATE with COMMUNISM”) the dirty masses and serve as a showcase of Kentucky wildlife!

You can find them {Here} if’n you’re okay with “learning!” So don’t say ol’ Norma Jean didn’t warn you, fellow Republicans:

Welcome to the Salato Wildlife Education Center! From the lush, eastern mountains to rolling prairies... from lowland marshes to clear running streams... you'll experience Kentucky's diverse regional ecosystems and the wealth of fish, plants, and animals that make this their home.


Course, once it became apparent that a REAL American was going to follow God’s Will and plow over untamed wilds, the “enviro-wackos” and lib hate-mongers came out of the woodwork:

4. Posted by newshound May 16, 2009Is this really necessary? Keep the Game Farm area the way it is...a true benefit to the community in it's current state.

Now that’s just a vile LIE! When has educating the public EVER been a benefit to the community?!

Course, being a “libtard,” I’m sure “newshound” ain’t talking about benefiting the only community that counts: the “WEALTHY community.”

Well, listen up, you dadblame Marxists! The “poverty-stricken human garbage community” don’t deserve no benefits! All it does is encourage them slackers to continue living off the government dole, i.e. my tax dollars (if I paid taxes, that is)!

But these horrible Islamofascist appeasing/atheist/liberal elites weren’t content to print LIES about the “benefits” of “education!” They had to attack the poor, innocent, God-fearing developer, Jerry Lundsford:

3. Posted by stubbornasamule May 16, 2009
Jerry Lundsford's name and business were in the paper several times for delinquent taxes. Large amounts not pennies. Ever wonder why it sat so long? Champagne taste/beer budget?
5. Posted by thejoker May 17, 2009
I am sorry but many people have this misconception that if you own a piece of land you can do anything you want with it. Well that is just not true, thankfully. However in this case it appears that "Tank" needs the money. He has unpaid property taxes to take care as well as other expenses to take of. Trying to be a big time developer in Frankfort today is just not as profitable as it once was. Just ask Tom Bean.
6. Posted by Vivian May 17, 2009
If he builds it, they will not come.

There are two other developments down the road and they haven't built or sold a house in at least two years.

If he owes back taxes of any kind you would think P&Z and the county planning director would take this into consideration. I think a law needs to be changed to where no development until developers pay all previous tax obligations.

If he builds it, they will not come.
7. Posted by RangerDanger May 17, 2009"I am sorry but many people have this misconception that if you own a piece of land you can do anything you want with it. Well that is just not true, thankfully."
Yet another problem with this world...If it is yours, you should be able to do as you please, so long as you're not putting stuff on other people's land (think pollution).In a perfect world, anyone wishing to tell me what I can and cannot do with the land I own would be free to pay a portion of the payments I make on it.
Still, I agree with Vivian here. If this guy's got back taxes to pay, he needs to pay them before the gov't allows him to do anything. Also, unless this development is significantly different from the 2 that Vivian is talking about, I find it hard to believe they'll be a success. What bank is financing this and do I have any money there?

Now these last few comments all got something in common besides being DEMONIC LIBERAL LIES!

They all discuss poor Jerry’s unpaid back taxes. What this country needs is a tax code that REWARDS wealth!

Us wealthy folks shouldn’t have to pay NO taxes! After all, it’s OUR wealth that is employing all the riffraff complaining about unpaid taxes!

Which means the difference would be picked up by the “poor” people of America (“poor” is a misnomer anyhow! They’re still making out like bandits, as pointed out by the NON child-molesting Bill Cunningham!). That might prove an incentive for them to stop being so lazy and poor!

I don’t rightly understand this next comment, though:

9. Posted by ryhpez May 17, 2009
Wait for a few years and he turns the multi-family dwellings into Section 8..like they all do......

If you don't believe me, drive to the back of Indian Hills and see what happened to those 'luxury' apartments they built years ago. It looks like Mexico City (or Prince Hall).

Whomever approved those apartments ought to be forced to live right across the street from them.

“Looks like Mexico City”? Is this one section of Frankfort prone to earthquakes? Cause surely this Kentuckian ain’t voicing some racist overtones. Y’all know that the whites of Frankfort ain’t racist in the least!

We’re just a “discerning” bunch.

There’s only one comment I agree with:

8. Posted by Need4speed May 17, 2009
Rollin, Rollin, Rollin, Keep then dozers rollin...
(Sung to the tune of "Rawhide")

Now that’s a non-hymnal I can support!

But it don’t stop there, I’m afraid! There’s more DEMONIC LIBERAL LIES from the "State-Journal"
{Here}:

March 13th State Journal featured an article written by Charlie Pearl in regards to Jerry Lunsford's "ventures"
How ironic that his company was listed several times in Sunday's paper as being delinquent on taxes. Not just one entry for a few bucks but many for a total of several thousand dollars
I know of one family who will be moving and another that has already done so. This has pretty much ruined the appeal of living in the Game Farm area
The damage looks to be done. Can't say there wasn't plenty of advanced warning.
2. Posted by justmy2cents March 31, 2009
Everyone knows this town is bought. This doesn't surprise me at all. He has left a mess in Lawrenceburg with his 'new developments'. What a joke!

I also noticed that none of his nephews were listed under delinquent child support accounts. They owe more than most of the people on that list. Like I said this town is bought. You can get anything if the price is right.

1. Posted by SadGirl March 25, 2009
See, I'm confused. A couple of weeks ago there were 18 (count 'em) EIGHTEEN foreclosures in one issue of the paper. There are empty commercial building all over the area and condo's that have been listed on realtor's sites for months without selling. Does this guy have an inside scoop or something? What is with people? Tough times call for tough measures. This is not the time to be building anything except maybe another soup kitchen or shelter. And if this guy's name is in the paper for that much in delinquent taxes, his building permits should be withheld until all of his taxes are paid in full. It's all politics though. He's paying someone off to have even obtained permits to screw up the game farm area. Hey, here's an idea...why don't we just turn the animals loose that are at the game far and charge people money to shoot at them? May as well - this type of development kills it anyway. Welcome to Frankfort...

Now that’s just a whole mess of nonsense!

Why should we work on reforming EMPTY commercial buildings when we got virgin soil to tear up and build NEW commercial buildings?!

What would this state be without abandoned stores and neglected parking lots?

Europe, that’s what! And I wouldn’t wish that on nobody!

Well, maybe California for being so EVIL!

I’ll leave y’all with this here photogenic evidence I collected from them GoogleEarths. If’n it don’t prove my point that we got to get Mother Nature before she gets US, then nothing will:


-Norma Jean