Breaking: President Obama has fixed the NBA Play-offs!

It is well known that President Barack "I love Europe" Obama is a basketball player and a basketball fan.



It is also well known that his pick to win the NCAA men's basketball tournament indeed won.

Well, the NBA play-offs are on, and in one of the match-ups, the defending champion Boston Celtics are playing....the CHICAGO Bulls. Hear that...CHICAGO.

Now guess what: the mediocre Bulls are all tied up with the Celtics 3 games to 3 games.

Think that is a coincidence?

Oh wait..there is more! That's right...one of the Bulls star players who just happened to steal the ball from Paul Pierce....is a French guy!



That's right: this guy, a Mr. Joakim Noah (whose dad won the French Open in tennis)





That's what it has come to now that we've elected a European Socialist as President...we now have French basketball stars.

So sad...

Lou Dobbs to Secular Atheists(i.e. Scientists): "Kiss My Grits!" Atheists Cry Like Pantywaists!

Hello Children,

These dadblame “scientists” are always using their arcane terms and highfalutin concepts just so as to ensure that us normal folks don’t know what they’re really saying. It’s like a secret language they use to transmit coded atheism jinxes and whatnot.

Case in point:

LOL! Sorry, atheists! You just been shown up by Ol’ Lou!

Really, libtards; “H1N1?!” That ain’t scary at all.

Y’all are welcome to keep using that sissified name. Us REAL Americans will use the rightful descriptive term. We (i.e. Christian-Republicans) know that “Mexican Flu” serves two useful purposes:

1. It helps remind everyone to who’s REALLY to blame – the dang Mexicans! (Though in all fairness, they was just the puppets. It was ‘the Obama’ and the Democrats what were pulling the strings by creating this here disease in their super-secret underground lair, and then distributing it all over Mexico.)
2. It SOUNDS a little scarier, cause what proper American ain’t afeard of Mexico? Besides the libtards I mean.

Try installing your antichrist/Islamofascist/atheist/homosexual/one-world government some other day, libs.

Lou Dobbs done schooled you!

-Norma Jean

Obama: "Please, Enemies of America. Feel Free to Sodomize Our Men and Fornicate With Our White Women!"

Hello Children,

Looks like A-rabs are all over the news again.

I ain’t said too much bout the A-rabs in Iran, and their little president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Well, I always like to check in with other Conservative intertubes sites so as to properly align my thinking properly – as any good Conservative should.

Let’s check in and see what our ol’ buddy Jim Hoft has to say:

Ahmadinejad Honors Jewish Baby Killer in Tehran

Samir Kuntar, famous for crushing the skull of a 4 year-old Israeli girl, was honored by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today in Tehran.

Kuntar was released from prison earlier this year in exchange for the remains of two kidnapped and murdered Israeli soldiers.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, left, honors Lebanese Samir Kantar, in Tehran, Iran, Thursday, Jan. 29, 2009, who had been the longest-held Lebanese prisoner in Israel and was released in a prisoner exchange in July 2008. Kantar was a member of the radical Palestine Liberation Front. He was captured while carrying out an attack in northern Israel in 1979. (AP Photo/Mehdi Ghasemi)

Samir Kantar called for the destruction of Israel during his visit with Ahmadinejad today.

Barack Obama wants to hold talks without preconditions with Ahmadinejad and the Iranian regime.

Well ain’t that just like “Cut-n-Run” Obama? He believes that all them Moslem countries will accede to his demands just cause he’s a Islamofascist like them.

Too bad for him they don’t take too kindly to kowtowing to atheist-homosexual-Marxists!

But it ain’t just A-rabs what see through ‘the Obama’ and expose the Great Satan beneath; we got Righteous Patriots can, too:

God Bless you, Pat!

LOL! He said the TOTUS has "a momumental ego"! That there is priceless!

But Pat - ever the learned student of the Middle East - sees beneath the surface, and realizes what’s got to be done: a new Crusade!

He knows what “libtards” refuse to accept: that the views of Ahmadinejad are aligned exactly with those of ALL the A-rabs in Iran! That’s God’s honest truth, y’all; NO DIFFERENCE!

And the only way we can ever achieve peace is by PROSLYTIZING to all them A-rabs so as they accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior!

But they got to accept Him all proper-like! As Pat says, only by converting them to “evangelical Christians” will we succeed, so none of that Catholic or Mormon hooey (sorry, Glenn).

And if’n they don’t accept our generous offer, there’s always INVASION! It worked in Iraq (thanks to George W. Bush, the best President EVER), so it can work in Iran! They’re basically the same, right?

And should we run into problems (not that Jesus would allow that to happen, but I’m playing Devil’s advocate here), that’s why God seen fit to provide us with nuclear missiles.

To quote another famous, righteous, God-fearing Crusader: “Kill them all. God will know His own.”

-Norma Jean

BREAKING: Dems Exposed as Swine Flu Murder Conspirators!

Hello Children,

As if anyone needed anymore proof that ‘the Obama’ is none other than one of The Fallen; Agent of Satan; Prince of the Damned; Islamofascist homosexual atheist; you got to look no further than America’s bastions of level-headed, objective CONSPIRACY EXPOSERS!

I reckon y’all have heard by now of that there swine flu what’s cutting a swath of destruction through America.

What you probably ain’t heard from the communist-owned liberal mainstream media is where the true blame lies.

Let’s break this down:

When this swine flu first made headlines, placing blame was mighty easy:

That’s right, children! This here plague piggybacked into America on another plague: the illegal Mexicans! And maybe negros.

But then these - and other - REAL Americans began to notice an interesting coincidence:

Fortunately, these Great Patriots are immune from libel cause they only IMPLY that “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama has committed murder, treason, and fraud. It’d be kinda like if ol’ Norma Jean said:

“I find it interesting that I seen a intertubes video that showed a woman who resembled Michelle Bachmann sodomizing a horse. I ain’t implying that Michelle Bachmann engages in bestiality, I think it’s just an interesting coincidence.”

Or maybe something like this:

“I find it interesting that Rush Limbaugh was caught with a bagful of Viagra after returning from the Dominican Republic, a country notorious for its underage male prostitutes. Now I ain’t saying Rush Limbaugh engages in homosexual acts with children, I think it’s just an interesting coincidence.”

Y’all notice how I only IMPLY they committed immoral and heinous acts? Note how I HINT that they engaged in illegal activities.

Anyhow, you might be asking yourself why a sitting President would knowingly unleash a highly communicable, highly lethal disease upon his own populace.

We know the answer:

Yep. You seen it; ‘the Obama’ needed a distraction so as the Republicans couldn’t filibuster the confirmation of Kathleen Sebellius as (even though it was a foregone conclusion that she’d be confirmed by the Senate anyhow),

Or he needed an excuse to declare martial law so as to ban Christianity and take away our guns.

Or he needed to distract America while he .

Looks to me like we got ourselves more than enough to arrest and convict ‘the Obama’ on a charge of MASS MURDER!

We got ourselves:

• Means: a disease that the Democratic National Committee likely created at one of its super secret, underground lairs.
• Motive: to install a one world government or destroy Christianity or and bring about Armageddon (those ain’t mutually exclusive).
• Opportunity: he infected random people he encountered while visiting Mexico, knowing that they would cross the border (they’re Me after all, so of course they want to steal American jobs from American workers!) so as to further spread the infection.

We got even more proof from idiot-savant Jim Hoft {Here}:

[...]The U.S. swine flu caseload rose to 65 in six states on Tuesday.

In response to this news... The Obama Administration tried to downplay the seriousness of the situation.
The CDC's Dr. Richard Besser said:

"Seasonal flu each year causes tens of thousands of deaths in this country -- on average, about 36,000 deaths," Besser said. "And so this flu virus in the United States, as we're looking at it, is not acting very differently from what we saw during the flu season."

So one death out of 65 cases is nothing to worry about?
That's nearly 2% of the population.

In response to this latest news... Egypt ordered a cull of all pigs(?)

Posted by Gateway Pundit at 4/29/2009 06:55:00 AM Comments (56) | Trackback

That’s all we need right there!

If’n “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama was innocent, he’d be encouraging Americans to panic! He’d be screaming his fool head off, running in circles while waving his arms about, all while a message from the EAS tells us that we’re all doomed and that we better resort to cannibalism sooner rather than later (the amount of consumable calories drops dramatically once a human nears starvation. Plus, skinny humans are all sorts of gamy)!

Why ain’t the citizenry taken to the streets to demand this ‘pretend President’ resign?! Why ain’t all REAL Americans surrounding the Supreme Court to demand that God be allowed back into schools?! (it’s the only way He’ll save us!)

I said it before and I’ll say it again: I just don’t understand Americans!

We got Great Patriots exposing an illegitimate President for the fraud he is; where is the outrage?!

With such effective fear-mongering and rumor-spreading, how did we Conservatives ever lose power?

-Norma Jean

BREAKING: Gallup Fakes Poll Numbers! Idiot-Savant Reveals Truth!

Hello Children,

I just don't understand America no more.

I've been over yonder to see my good friend - America's number one idiot-savant - Jim Hoft and his ultra-masculine patriots over at Gateway Pundit.

While I'm visiting there, I am constantly heartened by all the xenophobic zeal I see, like this 'un {Here}:

After 100 Days... Obama Is the Second Most Reviled President in 40 Years

The radical Barack Obama ran as a moderate.
At each of the three presidential debates he promised to cut the US deficit.

Instead, Obama will quadruple the deficit this year.

If you look past his cheerleading squad in the mainstream media you'll see that President Thin-Skin is the second most reviled president in the last 40 years.
James Delingpole at The Telegraph reported:

It's official: Barack Obama is the second most reviled newbie president of the last forty years. A gallup survey today published in the Washington Times shows Obama to have an approval rating of just 56 per cent. The only president to have performed worse than that at the end of his first 100 days in office was Bill Clinton - and only then because it happened to coincide with the spectacular mishandling of the Waco siege, which might reasonably be laid at the door of ATF and FBI incompetence rather than presidential negligence.

Obama's low approval ratings, however, are all of his own making. He campaigned as a healing moderate who would take the US beyond partisan politics and restore the economy; instead he has terrified all those Americans who rightly abhor the idea of adopting European socialist, with the most sweeping advance of the progressive agenda and growth in the power of the state since the days of FDR's New Deal.

His cheerleaders in the mainstream media deny this is so. "Public thinks highly of Obama" was USA Today's unbiased response to the polls, while the editor of Newsweek has argued he always campaigned as a progressive.

But the Post argues otherwise: 'In all three presidential debates, Mr. Obama promised to cut government spending and reduce the size of the deficit. He blamed the economic crisis on excessive deficits. At no time did candidate Barack Obama say that more deficit-spending was the solution.'

There's much more at the link.

Related... In two polls Barack Obama is less popular than George W. Bush after 100 days.

Now that there is an inspiring sentiment!

But leave it to the "libtards" to cook the numbers. A quick jaunt over to the Gallup intertubes site {Here} tells a little different story:

Obama Averages 63% Approval in His First Quarter

Highest first-quarter average since 1977

April 17, 2009

Barack Obama has averaged 63% job approval during his first quarter in office. This is the highest first-quarter average for a president since Jimmy Carter in 1977, but matches the average for elected presidents since 1953.

But that don't change the important part of ol' Jim's post: "President" Barack HUSSEIN Obama hates America!

Back to my point: with such even-handed, objective reporting by REAL Americans like ol' Jim (i.e. Christian-Republicans), why is it us Conservatives are still so reviled, so mocked?!

Do y'all need more proof? How bout this {Here} courtesy them long-haired hippies over at Barefoot and Progressive:

It means what us REAL Americans say it means!

That's what Conservatism is all about!

-Norma Jean

Amend the Constitution NOW! Amend the Bill of Rights NOW!

Hello Children,

Y’all might recollect {Here} my taking a certain, unnamed Islamofascist appeaser to task for his blind, unquestioning loyalty to the Constitution.

Now it’s time to show this hippy and his long-haired liberal activist judge buddies how a PATRIOT answers conflicts with the Constitution!

If’n there’s one thing us REAL Americans know from watching Fox, it’s that we should be willing to give up some of our freedoms for some security!

As REAL American Bill O’Reilly points out {Here}, since it’s been done before, there shouldn’t be no problem doing it again:

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

BARACK OBAMA: As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

With all due respect, the president is wrong. During the Civil War, Abraham Lincoln suspended habeas corpus because he wanted the union to win the conflict. He suspended our ideals in order to win. Now, I believe Mr. Lincoln is one of President Obama's role models.

On Gitmo, Mr. Obama is playing to his far-left base. "Talking Points" understands that, but I must warn you, this is very risky business.

As usual, ol’ Bill has it right!

Just cause he don’t know his American history ain’t no reason to discount what he says!

And just cause it ain’t quite a equal comparison shouldn’t call into question ol’ Bill’s reasoning abilities.

Even the most basic research on the intertubes reveals the differences, namely that Abe Lincoln (and he ain’t no great President nohow!) suspended habeas corpus due to a nationwide insurrection (that was based entirely on states’ rights!), which implies that habeas corpus MUST be reinstated following the conclusion of the insurrection.

Here’s the key phrase:

that during the existing insurrection, and as a necessary measure for suppressing the same

If we were to do that today (as Bill suggests), that would mean suspending rights for the duration of the “War on Terror,” a war which ain’t actually defined, so the rights would be suspended indefinitely.

But all that ain’t important. What is important is that Bill has pointed the way for the GOP out of the wilderness!

It’s time the Conservative movement mobilized behind a cause; an idea that will restore America as the world’s beacon of democracy!

It’s time to amend the Constitution!

What we need is an amendment appointing a FOURTH branch of government, one concerned with the spiritual growth of America!

This here person, let’s just call his new position Grand Parson, would be given the power to draft laws, declare war, negotiate and ratify treaties…just unimportant stuff so as the President won’t be distracted by all that minutiae.

I nominate Pat Robertson.

Now, this here amendment should also suspend (or amend) the following Rights:

First Amendment Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. (Amended. America needs to return to God…the right version of God, though. None of that Catholic hooey, or Mormons…Protestant and Baptists only. Plus, with a state religion, we could do away with all that nonsense about “free press.” A merging of religion and state would mean the government is doing the work of God, so there wouldn’t be no need for redress. )

Second Amendment A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. (Suspended for anyone NOT a Conservative W.A.S.P. Everybody else is to be suspected of treason, ESPECIALLY the gays.)

Third Amendment No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law. (Suspended. What, don’t you support the troops? Or are you a traitor?!)

Fourth Amendment The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. (Suspended. No more coddling criminals!)

Fifth Amendment No person shall be held to answer for any capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation. (Suspended. We got to get tough with these criminals!)

Sixth Amendment In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district where in the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defense. (Suspended. More lib legalese to protect criminals)

Seventh Amendment In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law. (Suspended! Lord have mercy! I done forgot just how many of these “rights” exist just so criminals get a free pass! Enough with all this “innocent til proven guilt” nonsense! If you’re arrested, it must mean you did it. Why else would you be arrested? The new Christian Morality Police forces would only arrest the guilty!)

Eighth Amendment Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted. (Suspended. Do I really need to say it again?)

Ninth Amendment The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people. (Suspended. Sometimes the government NEEDS to restrict other rights! Especially if’n informed by the Morality Police.)

Tenth Amenement The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people. (Amended. This one’s fine, but it needs to be understood that if’n any state crosses God’s voice on earth – the Grand Parson and his holy Morality Police – then they might just be in for a world of hurt!)

I’m afeard this might be the last chance us Conservatives got to seize power back from the Satan-worshipping/terrorist-appeasing/atheist/Marxist/Islamofascist Democrats!

We ain’t too popular with the general populace (I don’t know why! We done a right good job running the country the last eight years!). We ain’t got the numbers or the firepower for an outright revolution (thanks to the libs’ assault rifle ban back in the ‘90s). We certainly ain’t got the legislative power we had before.

Our only hope is an Amendment to the Constitution that would make the Constitution illegal!

Obviously, Bill O’Reilly and America’s favorite idiot-savant (Jim Hoft) would support this {Here}, as will any self-respecting Conservative!

Won't you please think of the children (white only)?

-Norma Jean

Tuesday Funnies: the Obama's Coming Ecological Disaster

Hello Children,

I hope y’all can forgive me for missing this week’s edition of Sunday Funnies.

As much as I hate disappointing my readers, I just could not pass up the beautiful days Jesus sent the Ohio Valley this week.

If there’s one thing ol’ Norma Jean has learned over her long life, it’s this: when twilight makes her grand entrance e’er later; when daybreak caresses the awake the land e’er so gently; and old Sol chases Luna from his abode, reclaiming more of the sky than the day previous; then shall ye sow. For spring is but a moment, wrested from winter’s cold hands.

And tomatoes shall ye reap!

I ain’t got the time today to display all of ol’ Chuck Asay’s last week of subtle yet biting political commentary, but I reckon I can show his best below, which you can find {Here}:

Simply beautiful!

Fortunately, this ain't something we got to worry 'bout here in Kentucky. We long ago discovered the unparalleled joy in beholding a Wal-Mart where once a forest stood!

Yea, Kentucky! You have pillaged your natural resources, and now shall ye reap your just rewards!

Rivers: dammed.

Streams: polluted.

Once-verdant pastures: paved.

Mountain tops: removed.

Nature is now subservient to man, as Yahweh ordained.

God bless the developers!

-Norma Jean

What Did We Expect

The libs are a-howling about this:

Pundits have been feverishly speculating about what Barack Obama's most important accomplishment is in the past 100 days. I say it came today. Senator Arlen Specter is switching from the Republican to the Democratic party. The specter of Specter as a Democrat will enrage Republicans and should come as big relief to Democrats.

Let's face facts: Senator Specter is one of "them"...a Christ Killer.

He was never with us anyway.

Remember The Lamb said that the gate is very narrow and few shall pass.

Also it is written in the Bible:

Do not deceive yourselves. If any one of you thinks he is wise by the standards of this age, he should become a "fool" so that he may become wise. 19For the wisdom of this world is foolishness in God's sight.

And, if anyone is good at looking foolish, it is the Republican Party.

Wait...did that come out right?

God Fearing Republicans in Congress

Oh yes, these may be dark days for our country. It turns out that much of the public has fallen under the spell of President Barack "I love socialism" Obama.

But God Fearing Patriotic Republicans (who are so patriotic that they are considering secession) have reason for hope and optimism: look at the giants that we have representing us in Congress!

Example: look at Texas Representative Joe Barton (Republican, of course) standing up to the egg headed Dr. Steven Chu, our current Secretary of Energy:



(Dr. Chu: we know how oil and gas got there: God did it for us!)

Oh, to have such intellect and learning fighting for us!

Then again, there is the uber-patriot Michelle Bachmann teaching those silly liberals that CO2 isn't bad because it is "natural":



Those liberals are so silly! The next thing you know, they'll be saying that, uh, excessive water is harmful!

In fact, I am having an idea: we should get Rep. Bachmann to demonstrate how harmless CO2 is: she should go into a sealed room where the regular air has been pumped out and CO2 has been pumped in. Then she can live conference from that room.

What harm could CO2 possibly cause? The stuff is harmless.

First PZ Myers. Now Richard Dawkins!

Earlier today we reported that atheist scientist and EVIL-loutionist PZ Myers may well be seeing the light.

But now it has come to our attention that one of the infamous "4 Horsemen" of atheism, one Professor Richard Dawkins, has some to an important realization:

Washington, DC-- British ethologist, evolutionary biologist and popular science author, Richard Dawkins, confessed in a series of interrogations early last year that the Earth is only six thousand years old and the teaching of Evolution is a conspiracy by Marxist elements.

Of course, Dr. Dawkins had a little bit of, ahem, Good Republican Christian Help:

According to former senior officials of the Bush Department of Faith-Based Initiatives, Dawkins was apprehended in February of 2008 and secretly renditioned to a foreign black site where the interrogations took place.

"He was one of the most difficult of the high value targets we've come across," a former senior official remarked, "we waterboarded him 183 times before he confessed."

Sleep deprivation, stress positions and other enhanced techniques were also used, according to a little noticed chart included along with the more well-known of the so-called, torture memos.

Dawkins came to prominence with his 1976 book The Selfish Gene, which popularized the gene-centered view of evolution. In 1982, he made a widely cited contribution to evolutionary biology with the theory, presented in his book The Extended Phenotype, that the phenotypic effects of a gene are not necessarily limited to an organism's body, but can stretch far into the environment, including the bodies of other organisms.

A prominent critic of creationism and intelligent design, Dawkins was targeted by the Department of Faith-Based Initiatives, according to the former senior official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the issue's sensitivity.

"We saw how well the Department of Defense contractors had interrogating Abu Zubaydah and Khalid Sheik Muhammed," the senior official stated, "it was imperative to find evidence of an al Qaida-Iraq collaboration. Without the enhanced interrogations, that link never would have been established. The Department of Faith-Based Initiatives and other departments of the Bush Adminstration were mandated to codify threat levels to their mission. Dawkins was deemed an immediate threat, a ticking time-bomb and was renditioned off-shore."

Now, who says that a little bit of torture encouragement is a bad thing?

Certainly not Mr. Christopher Hitchens who was also given the business:



Hmmm, I wonder if Mr. Hitchens thinks that God is Great now?

Now, I know that a few of you (not all of you) might say; "hey, who would Jesus torture"? But to borrow an idea from the old "scholastic tradition", it is better for the evildoers to suffer temporal punishment now in order to convert and avoid eternal punishment!

Such tactics are still used in some of the more "faith friendly" places in the world.

Quickies: Lib Cartoonists Hate America/The Jesus Libs Want to Forget

Hello Children,

Today I got two animation-related Quickies to pass along.

The first I discovered thanks to them folks over at SomethingAwful. You might recollect my previous kudos of them folks, and they are still on the ball!

Lib Cartoonists Hate America

This time they get praise (bless them, Jesus!) as they work to protect the world from leftist political cartoons {Here}.

The way I reckon it, they’re using the intertubes to keep this feller distracted enough to stay away from newspapers, where his dangerous extremist worldview might infect proper (white) folks.

So I’m doing my part.


Today’s other animation is also from them folks at Something Awful.

The Jesus Libs Want to Forget

It might be the world’s second holiest work of Christianity, dispelling the fairy tale all them heretics (like Catholics) hold to; them fables that Jesus was a loving, forgiving peacemaker.

We finally got us some counter-propaganda. Except ours is TRUE! See {Here}:

This displays the Jesus us REAL Christians (Baptists and Episcopalians) know; the wrathful, raging doomsayer who damns heretics to hell for all eternity!

-Norma Jean

Shepard Smith: TREASON UNLEASHED!

Hello Children,

As if y’all needed any further proof that Shepard Smith don’t belong on FNC no more, I got it:

It only gets worse. From them commies over at Crooks and Liars:

Shep Smith: "We do not f***ing torture!"

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Fox News anchor Shepard Smith let loose with one again today in a spirited discussion on enhanced interrogation techniques. Another Fox anchor Trace Gallagher toes the Fox News line. This isn't the first time Smith has gotten all hot and bothered on the subject either.

Tags: Fox News, gallagher, Shepard Smith, Trace Gallagher

How embarrassing for Fox that they ain’t fired this LEFTWING EXTREMIST!

It’s right distasteful just how blindly this commie-Islamofascist appeaser clings to his outdated ideas about an inviolable Constitution!

The Constitution is what WE THE PEOPLE (WASP's only. Sorry, negros.) say it is!

Shepard Smith ain't nothing but a tool of the libs!

-Norma Jean

Even P Z Myers is NOT beyond redemption

Ok, I admit that one of the most atheistic atheist scientists is the completely evil and egg-headed PZ Myers.

For the uninitiated, he is an expert on EVIL-loution (which all God Fearing Republican Christians know is false since we all came into being 6000 years ago).

Well, there is hope for even the delusional and misguided Dr. Myers.

You see, I keep tabs on his blog; it is nice to know what "they" are up to.

Well, recently, he posted, well, a very funny joke on his blog:

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, '"Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me."

Oh my gosh, I am in stitches!!!! That joke is FUNNY!!!!

Why a liberal atheist EVIL-loutionist would post such an excellent joke on his blog I will never understand. But remember that all is possible with The Almighty.

BREAKING: Neil Cavuto Renounces Christianity! Accepts Mohammed as True Prophet!

Hello Children,

I swanny!

Fox has been doing their darndest lately to try to make me lose my religion!

Yesterday, I detailed {Here} why Fox host Shepard Smith should be fired, tarred and feathered, then run out of town on a rail!

Today, I am sorry to report, another Fox host faces the same criticism!

I’ve highlighted in the past {Here} the myriad ways ol’ Neil has proven himself the faithful little Conservative trooper, carrying the water (and talking points) of the GOP. There weren’t nothing too far-fetched for Neil to report; no opportunity to mock and criticize FALSE Americans (i.e. anyone not Republican) was passed; no double standard was left unapplied!

But then something happened, and I ain’t quite sure what.

Was it, as SOME PEOPLE SAY, all them anonymous homosexual encounters in restrooms across New York State?

Was it, as SOME PEOPLE SAY, all the perverted orgies he engaged in; orgies where he had relations regardless of appearance, gender, or species?

Was it, as SOME PEOPLE SAY, the result of all them illicit pharmaceuticals he ingested, purchased through any means possible?

We may never know.

But we do know the horrible, tragic downward spiral he took, starting {Here}, wherein he weren’t agreeing enough with his guest:

Cavuto guest compared stem cell research to Nazi genocide

I didn’t see enough head nodding, lip-biting while tearing up, or even righteous indignation.
How can anyone consider himself a Fox personality without that?!

Had that been the extent of his sins, I might have let him off easy. But then, Nancy Reagan (that hussy! I seen Ronnie first, but she wouldn’t back down! But that’s a story for another day) came along with all her bellyaching about how researching embryonic stem cell research could prove beneficial to a whole mess of diseases.

As if man should cure what Jesus afflicted him with! You don’t think maybe God knows what he’s doing, and maybe we shouldn’t be interfering in His Grand Plan?!

Anyhow, he didn’t disagree with her!

He’s a Fox personality! It’s his job to humiliate, belittle, denigrate and berate those who ain’t REAL Americans!

Then there was the time he attacked America’s shining beacon of sanity {Here}:

But last night done it for me! Neil Cavuto drove a great big rusty knife right into ol’ Norma Jean’s heart!

{Here} is the horrible, horrible video:

No apoplectic seizure; no denunciation of Ms. Reeve Givens as a Satan-worshipping abortionist lover; no red-faced screaming that Christopher Reeve was an evil Hollywood lib elitist who shouldn’t be remembered for nothing but the deaths he caused by supporting abortionists; nothing!

That ain’t the Fox I come to know and love.

Good-bye, Neil; I ain’t going to watch your show again until you apologize to all of America for your dangerous LEFTWING EXTREMISM!

-Norma Jean