A Return to Arms (of the Intertubes)!

Hello Children,

I hope y’all didn’t think ol’ Norma Jean done forgot all y’all; I know I ain’t posted in a coon's age.

And on that note, I’d like to thank my good friend Harriet for keeping up with the posts, keeping up the good fight against all them foreigners and all them dadblame Godless liberals (After all, you can’t be EITHER Godless OR liberal).

Thanks, darlin’!

Now y’all might recollect my dilemma from earlier this month {Here}; well apparently that helped to bring on what some of them Hollywood liberal elitists call “exhaustion.”

Long-story-short, I spent ought near a month languishing in Eastern State Hospital while them pointy-headed shrinks threw around terms like “paranoid” and “delusional.”

Once I figured out what they was getting on about, I done got a little defensive:

“I ain’t paranoid and delusional! I’m Conservative!”

Anyhow, to celebrate my return I’m going to post some hilarious footage of some chinaman getting his just desserts for harassing some poor, defenseless little police officers {Here}:



Course it ain’t possible to fully enjoy the video knowing them poor fellers are actually being investigated {Here}…like common CRIMINALS!

What’s this country coming to?! Why is a feller what can’t even speak English good as his first language going to a school HERE in America anyhow?!

-Norma Jean