April 22, 2009

BREAKING: Neil Cavuto Renounces Christianity! Accepts Mohammed as True Prophet!



Hello Children,

I swanny!

Fox has been doing their darndest lately to try to make me lose my religion!

Yesterday, I detailed {Here} why Fox host Shepard Smith should be fired, tarred and feathered, then run out of town on a rail!

Today, I am sorry to report, another Fox host faces the same criticism!

I’ve highlighted in the past {Here} the myriad ways ol’ Neil has proven himself the faithful little Conservative trooper, carrying the water (and talking points) of the GOP. There weren’t nothing too far-fetched for Neil to report; no opportunity to mock and criticize FALSE Americans (i.e. anyone not Republican) was passed; no double standard was left unapplied!

But then something happened, and I ain’t quite sure what.

Was it, as SOME PEOPLE SAY, all them anonymous homosexual encounters in restrooms across New York State?

Was it, as SOME PEOPLE SAY, all the perverted orgies he engaged in; orgies where he had relations regardless of appearance, gender, or species?

Was it, as SOME PEOPLE SAY, the result of all them illicit pharmaceuticals he ingested, purchased through any means possible?

We may never know.

But we do know the horrible, tragic downward spiral he took, starting {Here}, wherein he weren’t agreeing enough with his guest:

Cavuto guest compared stem cell research to Nazi genocide


I didn’t see enough head nodding, lip-biting while tearing up, or even righteous indignation.
How can anyone consider himself a Fox personality without that?!

Had that been the extent of his sins, I might have let him off easy. But then, Nancy Reagan (that hussy! I seen Ronnie first, but she wouldn’t back down! But that’s a story for another day) came along with all her bellyaching about how researching embryonic stem cell research could prove beneficial to a whole mess of diseases.



As if man should cure what Jesus afflicted him with! You don’t think maybe God knows what he’s doing, and maybe we shouldn’t be interfering in His Grand Plan?!

Anyhow, he didn’t disagree with her!

He’s a Fox personality! It’s his job to humiliate, belittle, denigrate and berate those who ain’t REAL Americans!

Then there was the time he attacked America’s shining beacon of sanity {Here}:



But last night done it for me! Neil Cavuto drove a great big rusty knife right into ol’ Norma Jean’s heart!

{Here} is the horrible, horrible video:


No apoplectic seizure; no denunciation of Ms. Reeve Givens as a Satan-worshipping abortionist lover; no red-faced screaming that Christopher Reeve was an evil Hollywood lib elitist who shouldn’t be remembered for nothing but the deaths he caused by supporting abortionists; nothing!

That ain’t the Fox I come to know and love.

Good-bye, Neil; I ain’t going to watch your show again until you apologize to all of America for your dangerous LEFTWING EXTREMISM!

-Norma Jean

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