BREAKING: Dems Exposed as Swine Flu Murder Conspirators!

Hello Children,

As if anyone needed anymore proof that ‘the Obama’ is none other than one of The Fallen; Agent of Satan; Prince of the Damned; Islamofascist homosexual atheist; you got to look no further than America’s bastions of level-headed, objective CONSPIRACY EXPOSERS!

I reckon y’all have heard by now of that there swine flu what’s cutting a swath of destruction through America.

What you probably ain’t heard from the communist-owned liberal mainstream media is where the true blame lies.

Let’s break this down:

When this swine flu first made headlines, placing blame was mighty easy:

That’s right, children! This here plague piggybacked into America on another plague: the illegal Mexicans! And maybe negros.

But then these - and other - REAL Americans began to notice an interesting coincidence:

Fortunately, these Great Patriots are immune from libel cause they only IMPLY that “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama has committed murder, treason, and fraud. It’d be kinda like if ol’ Norma Jean said:

“I find it interesting that I seen a intertubes video that showed a woman who resembled Michelle Bachmann sodomizing a horse. I ain’t implying that Michelle Bachmann engages in bestiality, I think it’s just an interesting coincidence.”

Or maybe something like this:

“I find it interesting that Rush Limbaugh was caught with a bagful of Viagra after returning from the Dominican Republic, a country notorious for its underage male prostitutes. Now I ain’t saying Rush Limbaugh engages in homosexual acts with children, I think it’s just an interesting coincidence.”

Y’all notice how I only IMPLY they committed immoral and heinous acts? Note how I HINT that they engaged in illegal activities.

Anyhow, you might be asking yourself why a sitting President would knowingly unleash a highly communicable, highly lethal disease upon his own populace.

We know the answer:

Yep. You seen it; ‘the Obama’ needed a distraction so as the Republicans couldn’t filibuster the confirmation of Kathleen Sebellius as (even though it was a foregone conclusion that she’d be confirmed by the Senate anyhow),

Or he needed an excuse to declare martial law so as to ban Christianity and take away our guns.

Or he needed to distract America while he .

Looks to me like we got ourselves more than enough to arrest and convict ‘the Obama’ on a charge of MASS MURDER!

We got ourselves:

• Means: a disease that the Democratic National Committee likely created at one of its super secret, underground lairs.
• Motive: to install a one world government or destroy Christianity or and bring about Armageddon (those ain’t mutually exclusive).
• Opportunity: he infected random people he encountered while visiting Mexico, knowing that they would cross the border (they’re Me after all, so of course they want to steal American jobs from American workers!) so as to further spread the infection.

We got even more proof from idiot-savant Jim Hoft {Here}:

[...]The U.S. swine flu caseload rose to 65 in six states on Tuesday.

In response to this news... The Obama Administration tried to downplay the seriousness of the situation.
The CDC's Dr. Richard Besser said:

"Seasonal flu each year causes tens of thousands of deaths in this country -- on average, about 36,000 deaths," Besser said. "And so this flu virus in the United States, as we're looking at it, is not acting very differently from what we saw during the flu season."

So one death out of 65 cases is nothing to worry about?
That's nearly 2% of the population.

In response to this latest news... Egypt ordered a cull of all pigs(?)

Posted by Gateway Pundit at 4/29/2009 06:55:00 AM Comments (56) | Trackback

That’s all we need right there!

If’n “President” Barack HUSSEIN Obama was innocent, he’d be encouraging Americans to panic! He’d be screaming his fool head off, running in circles while waving his arms about, all while a message from the EAS tells us that we’re all doomed and that we better resort to cannibalism sooner rather than later (the amount of consumable calories drops dramatically once a human nears starvation. Plus, skinny humans are all sorts of gamy)!

Why ain’t the citizenry taken to the streets to demand this ‘pretend President’ resign?! Why ain’t all REAL Americans surrounding the Supreme Court to demand that God be allowed back into schools?! (it’s the only way He’ll save us!)

I said it before and I’ll say it again: I just don’t understand Americans!

We got Great Patriots exposing an illegitimate President for the fraud he is; where is the outrage?!

With such effective fear-mongering and rumor-spreading, how did we Conservatives ever lose power?

-Norma Jean