January 31, 2009

Thanks, Libs! Jesus Just Delivered the Winter Storm You Ordered!



Hello Children,

After days of intermittent power outages and numerous internets failures, them no-account layabouts at the power company finally got their act together and have managed to keep the lights on for more than a couple hours! 

It's like they didn't even listen to my cogent, well-reasoned arguments that us wealthy folks need power more than welfare moms, hospitals, or so-called "homeless shelters" (country clubs for lazy poor people)! 

Even my pointing out that us monied folks DESERVE to have our power on before everybody else (since we got the money, we're more likely to spend it, thus it'll "trickle-down" to the unwashed masses. Not unlike that time my medication temporarily weakened my urethra, blessing my garden with its own version of "trickle down") fell on deaf ears!

Anyhow, so much for them "scientists" and their red herring for socialism, CLIMATE CHANGE

Global warming my foot! Why are getting snow in a "warming world"?? Check and mate, libs!

And don't y'all let them no-good libs try telling you that this past week's disasterous ice storms was anything other than God's judgement on America for voting for "President" Barack HUSSEIN Obama! Libs like America's most dangerous illegal immigrant:


Disgusting!  

We REAL Americans know that all this here focus on "infrastructure" is just another attempt at Marxism! The free market, unshackled from its over-regulation by libs, proves itself superior to socialism in EVERY endeavor in EVERY instance!

Power grid rotting from the inside out like a microwaved steak: Raise prices till you can upgrade. The "poor" will just have to deal with it, or go without. Or maybe they'll stop being so lazy, they'll stop accepting government handouts and go get a job!

Everybody wins!

-Norma Jean

3 comments:

ollie said...

I hope you don't consider me forward in asking how it is going for you in Kentucky?

My brother in law hasn't had electricity in a while; I'm sure that is The Almighty's just punishment for our new President (even if Kentucky voted the right way)

Ted said...

The Joint Chiefs of Staff HAVE AN ABSOLUTE CONSTITUTIONAL DUTY to stand behind Guantanamo Military Judge James Pohl UNTIL OBAMA OVERCOMES “RES IPSA LOQUITUR” BY SUPPLYING HIS LONG FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND PROVING HIS ELIGIBILITY TO BE PRESIDENT UNDER ARTICLE 2 OF THE US CONSTITUTION.

Norma Jean Hatfield-McCoy said...

Ted honey, you got it!

Them patriots ain't got to listen to no "pretend" president!

Course you got a bunch of pantywaist lib traitors passing off lies {Here}, and a mess of libs passing off "facts" and "truth" {Here}.

But you and me, we're better than that! We don't need the truth when we got Jesus on our side!

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-Norma Jean