Barack Hussein Obama: the Illegitimate President

Hello Children,

I done got myself an Exclusive Story! 

I ain't sure why nobody else has seen this!

I can't take credit for the discovery though. Great American patriot Billy Bob Neck tuned me onto it: 

Even if'n Barack HUSSEIN Obama did indeed touch the Bible - I don't think he did - Supreme Court Justice Roberts "flubbed"* the swearing in. So they had to have a second swearing in, as you can read {Here}. 

Now take a look:

That's right, children! He ain't got his hand on no Bible! And if'n he ain't got his hand on the Bible, his swearing in is NULL AND VOID! It's in the Constitution!  

Now is the time for George W. Bush (the best President EVER) to ride in and take the reins of leadership once again! 

Now all I got to do is contact that most distinguished Kentuckian, Mitch McConnel, and let him know the good news! I reckon he'll get hold of the proper authorities and arrest that Manchurian Candidate right quick! 

-Norma Jean

* I'd wager Ol' John had this in mind all along! Once George W. Bush is President again, I'd say he deserves the Congressional Medal of Honor, or something along there!  

EDIT 1/31/09: Never mind, children. Apparently good ol' Glenn Beck already covered this. And Mitch didn't seem too interested in listening to my arguments (got to check and see if'n he's been brainwashed by Obama voodoo).