July 31, 2008

Senator McConnell: Save Us from Communism!

Hello Children,

I’ve been busy these last few days monitoring the left-wing extremists over there at Louisville’s “Courier-Journal”. Them dadblame communists have been attacking poor ol Mitch McConnell every chance they get! Then once he responds, there’s a pretty heavy row between his supporters: good honest Christian-Republicans, and the devil’s minions: atheist-communist terror sympathizers!

I’ll just post the links below:


"McConnell: Increase Domestic Oil Production"

"Protecting Speculators"

"Done Nothing"

"GOP's Big Chill"

"McConnell Responds Again"

"It's Fine to Whine, But McConnell Should Get it Right"

Now your ol grandma, Norma Jean, she got into the mix giving these whippersnappers many a one-two punch! You just hafta follow the comments. I’m listed as HatfieldMcCoy.

-Norma Jean

P.S. One might wonder who’s looking after Kentucky’s interests if Mitch spends so much time responding to editorials; the answer is that this here’s a great man, capable of multi-tasking like no other human being(save President Bush)! God Bless You, Mitch!

P.P.S. On a separate note, I also wanted to make y’all aware what them left-wing extremists at the Louisville “Communist-Journal” are saying about Michelle Obama, “imam” Obama’s wife. You can follow the article below, and just read the comments to see how far these horrible people will go to destroy America!

Don’t forget to read my responses; these here liberals never knew what hit ‘em!

"Michelle Obama, Meritocracy and Me"


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