Thursday, January 26

Facebook: Infected by the PC Police!

Hello Children,

Well, it looks like the PC POLICE done found their way to my face books page [HERE] and is attempting to - ONCE AGAIN - stifle ol' Norma Jean's God-given right to praise Almighty Yahweh in all His glory!

Yes siree; them [DEMONIC LIBERALS] have been busily working every nefarious avenue available to them in an attempt to silence my praise of the ever-selfless Saint [JEANINE SLOAN], who has never tired in her HOLY work to force the [Franklin County Humane Society] to quadruple its euthanasia rate!

The LIEberals' latest EVIL scheme involves another "violation" of the face book's "terms of service"! 

Fortunately for us REAL Americans, "President" Barack HUSSEIN Obama's [YOUTH ARMY] ain't been able to destroy the rest of the intertubes...YET

So to preserve the history of my good friend's holy journey to sainthood, I present to you the photograph that the face books tried to ban:
God bless her heart!  

This here picture was taken last year, when poor Jeanine found herself under relentless attack (for no reason whatsoever!) by the combined might of the LIBERAL MAINSTREAM MEDIA and SATANIC forces within the Humane Society [HERE]!

Crucified metaphorically by her community, she could now relate to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ on a level unknown to her before, and sought any way which would bring her closer to God!

I also am posting the following picture what is still on the [Jeanine Sloan Fan Club - Frankfort Chapter] face books page, just in case any of you LIBturds out there get to thinking you can destroy evidence of Saint Jeanine's closeness to the divine simply by hitting a "report/block" button:
This here photograph is just more evidence that Saint Jeanine is anointed of God Hisself, as the stigmata will appear only in them what is being as savagely persecuted as our Lord and Savior was during His time on earth!

Help me, y'all! Help me to preserve the history of Jeanine Sloan's ascension to a Holier plane!


-Norma Jean

Cross-posted at Jeanine Mobley Sloan for President [HERE]

Sunday, December 25

Merry Christmas to All, Now Burn in Hell Forever!

Hello children,

So this is Christmas, and what have you done? 

For ol' Norma Jean, she's been enjoying a busy week!

I trust y'all - like me - observed Wednesday in joyous celebration, what with it serving as the one year countdown to the Rapture!


Yes children, we are indeed living on the precipice of the Time of Tribulation, and are now only 362 days away from joining our Lord and Savior in the sky when He sweeps us up in His ever-loving arms...and promptly inflicts inhuman agony on them what are Left Behind!

I tell you, I just cannot WAIT to look down upon the sinners as they are subjected to tortures never before experienced by human beings; and we all know Yahweh can be mightily cruel [HERE] when He wants to be, so we are assured a great show!



Of course you can leave it up to the [LIBERAL LAMESTREAM MEDIA] to try and suck the fun out of us REAL Americans (i.e. Christian Republicans) who are reveling in the knowledge that a good portion of mankind will suffer in ever-lasting torment!

One such wet blanket comes to us from a staple of the DEMONIC LIEberals over at ABC News [HERE]:
The countdown to the apocalypse is on.
We’re one year away from Dec. 21, 2012, the date that the ancient Mayan Long Count calendar allegedly marked as the end of an era that would reset the date to zero and signal the end of humanity.
But will it?
There have been many end of times predictions over the years. Christian radio host Harold Camping faced widespread ridicule when his predictions that the world would end twice this year – on May 21, and then on Oct. 21 – failed to materialize.
But in the flurry of doomsday predictions – there have been similar dire warnings about the world coming to an end from various cultures, including Native Americans, the Chinese, Egyptians and even the Irish — the supposed Mayan prophecy seems to have held the most sway with believers.
The Mayan civilization, which reached its height from 300 A.D. to 900 A.D., had a talent for astronomy. Advanced mathematics and primitive astronomy flourished, creating what many have called the most accurate calendar in the world.
The Mayans predicted a final event that included a solar shift, a Venus transit and violent earthquakes.
Their Long Count calendar begins in 3,114 B.C., marking time in roughly 394-year periods known as Baktuns. Thirteen was a significant, sacred number for the Mayas, and they wrote that the 13th Baktun ends on Dec. 21, 2012.

The doomsday theories stem from a stone tablet discovered in the 1960s at the archaeological site of Tortuguero in the Gulf of Mexico state of Tabasco that describes the return of a Mayan god at the end of a 13th period.
“The Maya are viewed by many westerners as exotic folks that were supposed to have had some special, secret knowledge,” said Mayan scholar Sven Gronemeyer. “What happens is that our expectations and fears get projected on the Maya calendar.”
Gronemeyer, of La Trobe University in Australia, compares the supposed Mayan prophecies to the “Y2K” hype, when people feared all computer systems would crash when the new millennium began on Jan. 1, 2000.
For some reason, Gronemeyer says, people have ignored evidence that dates beyond 2012 were recorded.
The blogosphere exploded with more speculation when Mexico’s archaeology institute acknowledged on Nov. 24 a second reference to Dec. 21, 2012, on a brick found at other ruins.
“Human beings seem to be attracted by apocalyptic ideas and always assume the worst,” Gronemeyer said.
Believers have taken the end-of-the world fears to the Internet with hundreds of thousands of websites and blogs. Yet others are capitalizing on the heightened interest. Films depicting the end of the world – including the 2009 movie, “2012″ – are contributing to the mounting hype as well as to misinformation, experts say.
In southern Mexico, the heart of Maya territory, a yearlong celebration is planned.
Mexico’s tourism agency expects to draw 52 million visitors by next year only to the regions of Chiapas, Yucatan, Quintana Roo, Tabasco and Campeche. All of Mexico usually lures about 22 million foreigners in a year.
It’s selling the date, the Winter Solstice in the coming year, as a time of renewal. Many archeologists argue that the 2012 reference on a 1,300-year-old stone tablet only marks the end of a cycle in the Mayan calendar.
“The world will not end. It is an era,” said Yeanet Zaldo, a tourism spokeswoman for the Caribbean state of Quintana Roo, home to Cancun. “For us, it is a message of hope.”
For those who are thinking about how to spend what could be their last year on earth, here’s another message of hope: According to recent research, the mythological date of the “end of days” may be off by 50 to 100 years.
To convert the ancient Mayan calendar to the Gregorian (or modern) calendar, scholars use a numerical value (called the GMT). But Gerardo Aldana, a professor at the University of California, Santa Barbara, has said the data supporting the widely-adopted conversion factor may be invalid.
Aldana isn’t the only detractor.
The National Aeronautics and Space Administration – yes, that’s NASA – has also weighed in on the issue.
The agency’s scientists posted answers to the most popular questions about the end-of-times theory associated with the prophecy.
“Remember the Y2K scare? It came and went without much of a whimper because of adequate planning and analysis of the situation. Impressive movie special effects aside, Dec. 21, 2012, won’t be the end of the world as we know,” the 2009 web page post says.
The answers addressed questions about whether there were any known threats to the Earth and the truth about the calendar.
One of answers posted was to the question of the possible approach of Nibiru (or Planet X or Eris), a supposed wayward planet that is said could pose a threat to Earth. The answer was a definitive rejection of the idea.
“Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax,” scientists wrote. “There is no factual basis for these claims. If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth in 2012, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye. Obviously, it does not exist. Eris is real, but it is a dwarf planet similar to Pluto that will remain in the outer solar system; the closest it can come to Earth is about 4 billion miles.”

Oh dear! So them "scientists" over at NASA have done said it's all nonsense?

Well shitfire! I reckon that does it, don't it?

Unless of course you AIN'T no retard and have kept up with ol' Norma Jean over the years! Then you'll know better by following [HERE]!

Check and mate, libTURDS! 

Unfortunately they ain't the only sorry mess of Libs mocking us REAL Americans what are preparing for Jesus' return [HERE]:
MEXICO CITY -- Seize the day.
Only 52 weeks and a day are left before Dec. 21, 2012, when some believe the Maya predicted the end of the world.
Unlike enthusiasts of other doomsday theories who suggest putting together survival kits, southeastern Mexico, the heart of Maya territory, plans a yearlong celebration.
Mexico's tourism agency expects to draw 52 million visitors by next year only to the regions of Chiapas, Yucatan, Quintana Roo, Tabasco and Campeche. All of Mexico usually lures about 22 million foreigners in a year.
It's selling the date, the Winter Solstice in the coming year, as a time of renewal. Many archeologists argue that the 2012 reference on a 1,300-year-old stone tablet only marks the end of a cycle in the Mayan calendar.
"The world will not end. It is an era," said Yeanet Zaldo, a tourism spokeswoman for the Caribbean state of Quintana Roo, home to Cancun. "For us, it is a message of hope."
Cities and towns in the Mayan region on Wednesday will start the yearlong countdown. In Chiapas the town of Tapachula on the Guatemalan border will start a countdown on an 8-foot digital clock in the main park exactly a year before the mysterious date.
In the nearby archaeological site of Izapa, Maya priests will burn incense, chant and offer prayers.
In the tropical jungle of Quintana Roo, between the resorts of Cancun and Playa del Carmen, people are putting messages and photos in a time capsule that will be buried for 50 years. Maya priests and Indian dancers will perform a ritual at the time capsule ceremony.
Yucatan state has announced plans to complete the Maya Museum of Merida by next summer.
"People who still live in Mayan villages will host rites and burn incense for us to go back in time and try to understand the Mayan wisdom," Zaldo said.
The Maya reputation for wisdom has people taking the alleged prediction seriously.
The Mayan civilization, which reached its height from 300 A.D. to 900 A.D., had a talent for astronomy
Its Long Count calendar begins in 3,114 B.C., marking time in roughly 394-year periods known as Baktuns. Thirteen was a significant, sacred number for the Mayas, and they wrote that the 13th Baktun ends on Dec. 21, 2012.
The doomsday theories stem from a stone tablet discovered in the 1960s at the archaeological site of Tortuguero in the Gulf of Mexico state of Tabasco that describes the return of a Mayan god at the end of a 13th period.
Believers have taken the end-of-the world fears to the Internet with hundreds of thousands of websites and blogs.
"The Maya are viewed by many westerners as exotic folks that were supposed to have had some special, secret knowledge," said Mayan scholar Sven Gronemeyer. "What happens is that our expectations and fears get projected on the Maya calendar."
Gronemeyer of La Trobe University in Australia compares the supposed Mayan prophecies to the "Y2K" hype, when people feared all computer systems would crash when the new millennium began on Jan. 1, 2000.
For some reason, Gronemeyer says, people have ignored evidence that dates beyond 2012 were recorded.
The blogosphere exploded with more speculation when Mexico's archaeology institute acknowledged on Nov. 24 a second reference to Dec. 21, 2012, on a brick found at other ruins.
"Human beings seem to be attracted by apocalyptic ideas and always assume the worst," Gronemeyer said.
It's all a bit frustrating for serious Mayan researchers whose field has made huge strides in recent years.
"This new historical and archaeological knowledge is so much more interesting and mind-blowing than the fantastical claims about Maya prophecies one sees on TV, books or on the Internet," David Stuart, a specialist in Mayan epigraphy at the University of Texas at Austin, said in an email to The Associated Press. "We're dealing with thousands of newly deciphered texts and trying to weave together a coherent picture of Maya history and culture, which to me is as exciting as it gets."
While the 2012 hype might increase interest in the Maya, "that will probably be offset by the long and difficult effort ahead to correct the ubiquitous lies and misconceptions, even after 2012 has come and gone," he wrote.
Jonnie Channell of Albuquerque, New Mexico, says that 2012 "is going to be one of those things where people are definitely going to have to plan," not because of impending apocalypse, but because hotel rooms in the Maya region are probably going to be full.
Channell, who owns Maya Sites Travel Services, is surprised that she already has 24 reservations for three tour packages she is offering to major Mayan ruin sites in the week leading up to the solstice.
She named one "Beginning the New Calendar Era Under the Yucatan Stars."
"We put together these tours, and we've got lots of signups, and people are excited about it," she said. "If anybody think it's going to be the end of the world, then they better stay home."

I don't know about you, but I for one am just a mite sick and tired of these egghead LIEberals comparing them folks preparing for the coming Apocalypse to them Y2K wackos!

For one thing, neither Jesus nor the Mayans ever mentioned NOTHING about no computers going haywire and blowing up America!

And seeing as America is God's chosen people, I think He would have mentioned something about that somewheres in the Bible!

And finally, we got ourselves Christmas Day to observe! How fitting that it should fall on a Sunday in this, the earth's last year in existence! 

I hope y'all choose to praise Jesus and celebrate His birth by heading into church before you mess of glutenous pigs dive into the Christmas dinner! (I'm looking at you, Edna!)

Unfortunately for me, I ain't found no church worthy enough for me to attend ever since Highview Episcopal Chuch of Christ Ascension entered the compound [HERE]!

Anyhow, I for one cannot wait to see the look on the faces of them FALSE Christians (them what choose to believe that Jesus was some kind of pansy hippie throwing flowers in the air and flashing a peace sign everywhere) when they at last realize that Jesus has not come to lead humanity to some bright and shining future, but rather to lead a campaign of fear and death and horrendous ever-lasting torment to their friends and neighbors! 

Glory! Glory Hallelujah! 


-Norma Jean

Friday, December 16

Haters Gonna Hate!

Hello children,

I swanny if'n they ain't a whole mess of DEMONIC LIEberals out there who are putting a whole mess of EVIL hexes on good Christian women!

The latest victim of said DEVIL vexing is none other than Frankfort's very own saint, [JEANINE SLOAN]!

That's right, y'all, the forces of darkness continue to plague our city's version of St. Francis with EVIL threats and demands!

Why, in the last week alone I done got over a dozen emails from folks swearing they is going to report Saint Jeanine to her superiors just cause she been using state resources in her rescue work [HERE]!

Well I hate to burst your bubbles, LIBTURDS, but I'm pretty sure there ain't no law against that!

Shitfire, just to prove to y'all how petty these [YKW] is being, I decided to call the Commonwealth's [Office of Technology] myself to let THEM know they ought ignore any phone calls from these nattering nabobs of negativity! 

Jeanine must be mighty popular with them folks over at the Office of Technology cause the lass there, [Janet Lile], told me she was well acquainted with her in regards to previous incidents.

She thanked me for bringing it to her attention and said that she would see to it that this matter was resolved quick and proper like...which I assume is bureaucratese meaning that she would ensure that Saint Jeanine will continue to be exempt from following the state's "Internet and Electronic Mail Acceptable Use Policy" [HERE]

Now that there done took a burden off my shoulders!

And the news just gets better!

Behold the agenda for the [FCHS] Board of Directors meeting this coming Saturday:

Board Meeting Announcement!

You are invited to attend the next regularly scheduled meeting of the Board of Directors of the Franklin County Humane Society this Saturday, December 17, 2011, at 10:00 a.m. at Hope Lutheran Church, 1251 Louisville Road.

AGENDA


Welcome and Call to Order - Meeting of the Whole
Board Member Introductions
Motion to amend the by-laws
Motion to elect a slate of officers
President, Vice President Comments
Shelter Manager's Report
Ex-Officios' Report
Treasurers Report
Standing Committees
Finance Committee
Policy & Procedures Committee
Inactive Committees: Fundraising, Membership, Public Relations
Ad-hoc Committees
By-laws Committee
Nominating Committee
Old Business
Rescind Article VIII
SNIP and Wellness Clinics
Reinstatement of members
Thrift Store
New Business
Membership motion proposals
FCHSky.org domain and website
Board Gift to Donor
Meeting adjourned

Glory! Glory Hallelujah! Jeanine's plan is at last coming to fruition!

Did y'all miss that?

Reinstatement of members
God is great, indeed! My good friends Mike Nolan and Sam Marcus have at last seen the light and decided to reinstate the memberships of Saint Jeanine, Tony Menechella and Christy Burton!

Course, if'n you been reading my blog this here whole time (as every good Christian should!), this wouldn't come as no great surprise!

Praise Jesus! Step one is nigh at hand, and it's only a matter of time before Saint Jeanine is re-elected to her seat on the Board of Directors!

After that it's a simple matter of her getting elected Board President, then rehiring Animal Savior [Diann Wellman] as Franklin County's Animal Shelter Director!

With God as my witness, this county's animal shelter WILL return to an 80% euthanasia rate!

Jeanine COMMANDS it!


-Norma Jean

Sunday, December 11

My True Identity - No More Jokes

Hello I guess.

Before I get started, I just want to thank Thomas and Linda for giving me an extra week to compose my thoughts...I appreciate it guys!

I owe my friends and family a huge apology. Everybody I never in a million years meant to hurt you, and certainly never planned on being forced to offer up apologies.

I suppose an explanation is in order.

When I first started this blog so long ago I never thought I'd have to write an update like this.

I started this in '08 as a way to poke fun at all the arrogant Republicans I see on TV everyday and to ridicule all those hypocritical Christians I have to see in church preaching goodness but indulging their nastiest desires!

Not Really Me
BUT then I got involved in the Franklin County Humane Society elected on the board of directors and saw so many of my best ideas shot down by the stupid little minds entrenched there!

I came to the realization that I may be able to use Norma Jean to achieve the ends I couldn't reach as myself.

Hoping to draw sympathy and supporters I as Norma Jean began attacking them in the Humane Society I knew would come fleeing into my camp. Some only needed a little urging, filled with as much hatred of the other board members as I was (and convinced that Norma Jean was a member of the board! LOL!). Some needed that little extra oomph that Norma Jean's taunts so conveniently gave. And what few Norma Jean couldn't impress a few simple Photoshopped "emails" could!

I still even today laugh my ass off at the number of people who see a SCREENSHOT of an email and accept it as the unbleached truth!

Well whatever.

And in case anybody hasn't figured it out yet yes it's me Jeanine.

Jeanine Sloan.

Any retards out there not able to see that? How about this:

I AM JEANINE SLOAN!

I don't guess I really need to hide that fact anymore since me and Mike Nolen were able to force the resignation of the REAL troublemakers (that and I was about to be outed anyway).

This is Me
Well I don't really want to dwell anymore on this than I need to. And people please PLEASE don't bug me about this I've been busy enough with other things as is. Please don't ask me to expand on my explanation or justify it anymore than I already have or anything!

This update has consumed me all week and I am just tired of it! I REFUSE to discuss it any further! I'm serious Don't bug me about it I swear if pushed I will simply deny it! I am that sick of it!

All that being said I'm WILL NOT going to delete Norma Jean. My anonymity may be blown but that doesn't mean 
SHE doesn't have something to say!

And I WILL NOT end my campaign of revengence against certain former board members either! To say I HATE them doesn't go far enough - I want them destroyed! I want them ruined in every way imaginable! I pray everyday that they die die die! [IMPRECATORY PRAYERS] anyone?

Threads on Topix: I've done that! 
Threads on State-Journal: I've done that and not just as the Good Kentuckian [HERE]! Anybody remember the Great Kentuckian and the PIG in lipstick [HERE]? LOL!

And I ain't done!

I will not rest until these people are RUINED!

So to my friends I'm sorry and to my enemies - watch out fuckers! I'm still coming for you!

Thursday, December 1

My Identity Revealed!

Hello children,

As I done promised y'all, I am ready to reveal my true identity.

Before I do so, however, I want to tell you all just how disappointed I am in ALL of you!

As evidenced [HERE] (post #'s 15 and 17) and [HERE] (post #47), it's obvious y'all still ain't figured out my real identity on your own, despite some very obvious clues I done already left...like [HERE] (post #48):


Posted by The Good Kentuckian October 12, 2011
           
Heavens to Betsy! Apparently, I am a woman with Multiple Personality Disorder!

It's got so bad, I done lost count of the number people I'm SUPPOSED to be!

Can you help me, Dasvedanya hon? I stopped counting after seven.

Also, would you be a dear and please point out where I, "thrive on penning false accusations on others and twist the truth."

After all sweetie, it ought not be that difficult seeing as everything I posted is open to anyone willing to read the Google or my blog http://thegoodkentuckian.blogspot.com/

And unlike SOME people (Jeanine Sloan), my Face books is open to EVERYBODY (no blocking neither!).


-Norma Jean (or is it the Vanmeters, one or both the Buchholzs, Trudi Johnston, Barbara Murray, Theresa Bennet, Jennifer Harrison, "President" Barack HUSSEIN Obama, or Chaz Bono?)

P.S. I done offered one hint as to my identity (see my profile picture on my Face books), but I reckon I underestimated the intelligence of my good friends.

So here's one more hint for y'all: Jeanine Sloan and I done got a friend in common both at the L.I.F.E. House and at the Kentucky Housing Corporation.

Now if'n that ain't enough to narrow down your suspect list, then maybe you ought get off the computer and tell your mommy; a child your age don't need to be on the internets unsupervised!

I declare! I would expect that type of empty-headed nonsense from FOX News' resident retard, but not from rational, supposed intelligent individuals!

Apparently, I done overestimated y'alls capacity for coherent thought!

But of all y'all out there, the one lass what disappointed me most is my good friend, Saint Jeanine Mobley Sloan!

Jeanine, honey child, while these here thugs, ninnies and crankheads hopped up on goofballs was busy accusing every Tom, Dick, and Harry of being my alter ego, you done concentrated on impersonating me and attacking folks you was convinced were posting as me [HERE]!

Just so you know: IT'S NOT PERSONAL, but I always knew you wasn't the brightest Crayon in the box!

And that's OK! 

The Good Lord in His infinite wisdom done deemed that some of us - like yourself - can do no better than become the hewers of wood and drawers of water.

But don't you worry none, honey! I STILL will support your campaign for FCHS president [HERE]!

Anyhow, here's Part I of My Confession:

I, Norma Jean Hatfield-McCoy, am not the product of just one individual! 


No, siree Bob! 

I am the creation of a committee!

I done alluded to it before, you LibTURDS! In case you done forgot, see above.

Children, I am ALL of these people...and more!

Once a month we all meet at the Mariott in Louisville for a conference/party, and plan out the following month's posts. 

Then we farm out assignments to them what volunteer!

Course, we got some folks more qualified to meet the demands of this here task.

Accordingly, I am going to divide the list of contributors according to post frequency.

Platinum Club
(100+ Posts):
- Maureen Dowd

- Jennifer Harrison
- Theresa Masters
- Charles Riggs

Gold Club (50+ Posts):

- Carl Bernstein
- Gary and Robin Buchholz 
- Richie Farmer
- Barbara Murray
- Jane Quire
- Theresa Bennet 

Silver Club (25+ Posts):
- Chaz Bono
- Christy Boone
- Stephanie Bramblett
- Jack Conway 
- Josh Cromer
- Dolph Lundgren
- Mike Nolan  
- Troy and Holly VanMeter
- Tommy Wiseau 

Bronze Club (Up to 10 Posts): 
- Gillian Anderson
- John Y. Brown III- Chiranjeevi- Rachel Duval-Shaw - Kamal Haasan- Del Hagy- Floyd Hockensmith- Trudi Johnston - Sam Marcus
- Tony Menechella
- Nas
- Sam Neill
- JK Rowling
- Heather Singleton
- Kevin Sorbo
- Kristy Standifer
- Kathy and Nancy Wilson

And that's it, children!

Lord Almighty, but it sure does feel good to get that off my chest!


 -Norma Jean